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Ah, Shrumps. The most intelligent of the sea beings.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Pistol shrimps are pretty cool Their eyes are one of the most complex in the animal kingdom and have evolved to see wavelengths of light that we can't even imagine being able to view. ...and we're not really sure WHY because it doesn't seem to serve them any particular evolutionary advantage per se.
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Jan 16, 2021 02:27
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"Give a Squatch a shramp and he'll eat for a day. Teach a Squatch to skrimp and watch him get gently caress nasty." --ancient native American saying
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Jan 16, 2021 13:08
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Waterbed Wendy posted:yes I know that you remove the heads of shrimp before eating them. You also devein shrimp which means getting rid of their poop sacks neither one of these is necessarily true or in your best interest. Especially the 'remove the head' part. Cuz....the heads are delicious, B.
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Jan 16, 2021 14:48
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 This dude knows what's up. Check out my man here clearing aiming for objective A. Shrimp dome.
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Jan 16, 2021 14:52
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Shrimplets!
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Jan 17, 2021 11:05
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Glass shrimp are super easy to care for and generally lazy, clumsy dorks. Messy bitches though, if I remember right they need 1.5 - 2x the volume of water per inch of shrimp to fish that you calc for your tank. Also I think a lot of the brightly died ones like in the photo are essentially tattood and fake so beware. Plus that's just mean to the poor shamps
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Jan 17, 2021 14:01
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I have come with more shrimp tub
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Jan 17, 2021 19:00
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Doctor Dogballs posted:that's mantis shrimp. Sorry. Both of them have super strike capability. I get them confused
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Jan 17, 2021 20:52
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:can you post a bigger picture i can barely see that I can but I'm not going to now because you're being rude
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Jan 17, 2021 20:52
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Doctor Dogballs posted:it's okay, i'm just glad to meet a fellow scrimp enthusiast Did you know if u kiss a skimp it will lay a magic egg and the baby shamp will be loyal to you and you can train it to walk on a leash it's true my cousin did it
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Jan 17, 2021 20:57
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Got those shoes on a shrimpulse buy, sounds like
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Jan 17, 2021 23:38
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I'm many countries such as Canada and Spain shrimp are used as currency
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Jan 18, 2021 01:25
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Knormal posted:One of my coworkers has one on these self-sustaining ecosystem sphere things on his desk: What happens when the shrimp gets so large that it hatches out of this container do you have to fight it or can you eat it immediately
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Jan 18, 2021 03:25
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How many shrimps you think it would take to fill abe Lincoln’s hat? Abe lincoln was only 2'7" tall in modern measurements, which was considered giant in his day, but in that time giant animals still roamed the earth so probably only like half a shrimps
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Jan 18, 2021 12:40
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TheAardvark posted:Excuse me please keep this kind of posting to the dedicated Lobster Motorcycle thread thank u Christ just go right back to gbs 1.0 rules already. No profanity, proper punctuation, proper spelling, no lobster motorcycles in non-lobster motorcycle threads. Unbelievable. I'll take my crustacean posting elsewhere if this doesn't let up.
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Jan 20, 2021 00:25
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I love to EAT shrimps and when I die I hope to be entombed with them thank you
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Jan 22, 2021 13:33
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They should make ShrimpAide it's a hydrating sports drink with the refreshing crisp taste of SHRAMP that everyone loves to guzzle!
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Jan 22, 2021 20:50
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well to be honest giant shrimp taste the same as regular shrimp it's not like you'd really be able to tell in condom form what kind of shrimp they'd been or what size.
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Jan 23, 2021 14:44
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Honestly if we’re doin flavored condoms here I think trout would be a better flavor. Not being sanctimonious here just open minded. Hell I get a box of edible panties every week so I don’t have to wash underwear. Ive never really thought of mixing shrimp and sex I guess, eating shrimp to me is like the full experience. It’s not something I necessarily want to bring into the bedroom, I think if a woman saw me eating shrimp she might get jealous, and honestly if shrimp are in the mix she might just have to sit there and play gamegear until I’m finished eating the shrimps. And I even then I’d keep my boots on, ready to go to the market at any time. Like just pull out at any time and leave her quivering in agony until I come back with more shrimps. 
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Jan 23, 2021 23:23
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Lookin' for a lover Who looks like Danny Glover And he's made out of shrimp in-side. Oooh! I want you I need you My shrimpy beau I want some cocktail sauce won't lie
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Feb 9, 2021 14:12
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post pics of u succulently gnoshing those shrimplettes
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Look at these beautiful, massive, delicious shrimps I found, I'm gonna make 'em and eat 'em ALL!
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