DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

How’s this for a hot take:

I loving hate shrimp. I worked in a fancy restaurant kitchen for two years in high school and deveining all them little bastards was just murder. Pretty sure I had a mild allergy too since I’d get headaches and my fingers would get all itchy. Every time I see a shrimp even now I just see loving red and start foaming at the mouth hootin and hollerin to anyone who’ll listed about how much I ate those little sumbitches.