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Chopstix
Nov 20, 2002

Also whoever mentioned XCom’s RNG BS, they deliberately added a “save scum” option that you need to turn off if you want a different outcome.

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Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

exmachina posted:

Another game that deliberately uses poor RNG generation is Doom. There is a preset list of scrambled numbers from 0-255 and each call for random values just takes the next value off the list. This has been abused by TAS players.

I mean, I don't know if I'd call it 'poor' except in a pure mathematical sense. Most humans won't ever recognize it. Also, with a static RNG table, that helped allowed the easy sharing of demos (since they are just user inputs that will get the same reaction) and that helped allow for some of the world's first speedrunning.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's a video by some guy describing the computer code behind the Doom RNG. It's actually super fascinating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq3x1Jy8pYM

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Schwarzwald posted:

Back when I worked in a casino, the big new thing the suits were excited/worried about was Puzzle & Dragon. To hear them describe it, it was a gambling game where even when the player wins they don't get any money.

I don't know how many people outside the business would describe a free-to-play games in those exact terms, but it's stuck with me, especially seeing how gatcha has proliferated since then.

if you have kids you need to make them watch this presentation, all the mobile game brain hacks straight from the horse's mouth and they're proud of it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xNjI03CGkb4

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
On the topic of rng, are those electronic blackjack games you get in casinos and sometimes in high street bookies actually rigged to hell or does it just feel like it? I swear I've never seen the dealer get exactly what they need for 21 so often, even off starting cards like 5 and 6

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

ThomasPaine posted:

On the topic of rng, are those electronic blackjack games you get in casinos and sometimes in high street bookies actually rigged to hell or does it just feel like it? I swear I've never seen the dealer get exactly what they need for 21 so often, even off starting cards like 5 and 6

Usually these are regulated to not do what you're saying. In principal it's easy to make a computer program that cheats though.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

ThomasPaine posted:

On the topic of rng, are those electronic blackjack games you get in casinos and sometimes in high street bookies actually rigged to hell or does it just feel like it? I swear I've never seen the dealer get exactly what they need for 21 so often, even off starting cards like 5 and 6

iirc Nevada state regulations require that any video representation of normal game objects (e.g. cards, dice, roulette wheel, etc) must follow the same rules and probabilities as their real-life counterparts, because otherwise you'd see a huge race to the bottom.


Edit: That said, video blackjack tends to suck rear end, especially if it's one of those multi-game IGT machines or whatever. The paytables and rules are very heavily weighted against the player. I've seen ones that pay 1:1 on a blackjack, which, uhhhhhhh

CapnAndy posted:

Psuedo RNG in layman's terms: true randomness is very, very hard, but 99% of the time, all you need is to be random enough.

Psuedo RNG is a die that comes with a board game. Rounded edges, soft plastic. It might have a slight bias, or develop one over time through wear, but who cares? So long as nobody knows what their next roll will be, it's doing its job. True RNG is a casino die. Sharp edges, hard plastic, precision cut, carefully weighed to ensure perfect balance so each roll is truly unpredictable. It's a better die, strictly speaking. It's also a lot more expensive, and it'd be a tremendous waste of money to insist on using one for family game night. Using true RNG on anything where nothing important is at stake (big enough sums of money, secrets, potentially people's lives) would be just as wasteful.

Also, video games are a special case where they'll sometimes intentionally introduce bias, when leaving it up to even psuedo randomness would be less fun -- missing an 80% chance to hit five times in a row is a completely valid result, but it is also bullshit and it'll make your players mad, so a lot of games have a little data gremlin watching the results to go "well, that's enough of that" and override the results if it sees a streak go on too long.

I wouldn't call a weighted die or any other similar thing pseudo-RNG; they're still random. They're biased. There is still a lot of real chaos that goes into those rolls or throws and the results of any given roll are unpredictable. You can take a weighted die that lands on 1 50% of the time and predict it'll be a 1 and be right roughly half the time, but the outcome is still random. The randomness is just distributed unevenly.

A pseudo RNG does not feature real randomness in the same way but functions on a series of potentially predictable inputs. If you know that the PRNG takes (x, y, z) and generates a new number out of it, even if the outputs of it are evenly distributed and fair, it's not generating purely random numbers, and if you know the inputs going into it and the function it uses you can predict further outcomes.

It's a subtle, but important, difference.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Zamujasa posted:

I wouldn't call a weighted die or any other similar thing pseudo-RNG; they're still random. They're biased. There is still a lot of real chaos that goes into those rolls or throws and the results of any given roll are unpredictable. You can take a weighted die that lands on 1 50% of the time and predict it'll be a 1 and be right roughly half the time, but the outcome is still random. The randomness is just distributed unevenly.

A pseudo RNG does not feature real randomness in the same way but functions on a series of potentially predictable inputs. If you know that the PRNG takes (x, y, z) and generates a new number out of it, even if the outputs of it are evenly distributed and fair, it's not generating purely random numbers, and if you know the inputs going into it and the function it uses you can predict further outcomes.

It's a subtle, but important, difference.
Absolutely true. I was drawing a metaphor rather than a 1:1 correlation. Rounded die and pseudo RNG are random enough for what they're used for, not truly random.

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Sep 9, 2023

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Also, famously, there are sharp-cornered moderately more expensive dice sold to RPG gamers since like the early 1980s by beloved crochety old man Lou Zocchi, founder of Gamescience, who would accost people at every convention to lecture them about the horrors of lovely uneven cheap dice and the wonders of his revolutionary products.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRzg_M8pQms

Zocchi was a national treasure and actually a really nice guy.

Anyway yeah the point stands, just... good dice actually aren't much more expensive and you can totally spend an extra dollar to upgrade your lovely board game or whatever.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




ThomasPaine posted:

On the topic of rng, are those electronic blackjack games you get in casinos and sometimes in high street bookies actually rigged to hell or does it just feel like it? I swear I've never seen the dealer get exactly what they need for 21 so often, even off starting cards like 5 and 6

Legal gambling equipment is put under the most powerful microscopes regulatory bodies can develop. Getting caught rigging them has a high chance of causing a casino to cease to exist (via getting their operating licenses permanently revoked).

They're not fair. The payouts are quite favorable to the house. But they are honest, because not being honest is outright suicidal for the casino.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

flashbacks to the goon who posted a really cool ask/tell thread about working at Chessex and eventually had to delete his account and have mods memory hole the thread because some obsessive freak would not stop demanding proof they audit all their dice to ten decimal places

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

shame on an IGA posted:

flashbacks to the goon who posted a really cool ask/tell thread about working at Chessex and eventually had to delete his account and have mods memory hole the thread because some obsessive freak would not stop demanding proof they audit all their dice to ten decimal places

I've got two unread posts in that thread (it's still in my bookmarks!) and I assume those posts are the OP asking for the thread to be hidden from public view and a mod responding with an approval.

It was kind of funny when it was just at the level of "they're just dice? for board games? Our business is in making dice that look cool and are fun to own.", but I'm sad the thread went away.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

ThomasPaine posted:

On the topic of rng, are those electronic blackjack games you get in casinos and sometimes in high street bookies actually rigged to hell or does it just feel like it? I swear I've never seen the dealer get exactly what they need for 21 so often, even off starting cards like 5 and 6

https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-a-confirmation-bias-2795024

but to answer your question, yes gambling is rigged and you cant win at it

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

It's considerably worse in the UK and depending on the machine you are playing there isn't even an RNG to speak of.

The slot machines in pubs are made to look random, but what you are going to win and how is decided far in advance. So much so that there was action taken years ago where a notice is now on all machines to state that you may be given something that looks like a choice (hi/low) but neither option will win.

Then there are compensated machines. Which really plays into the usual gambler's fallacy of a machine being "due" a win after a long string of losses. Effectively the likelihood of you winning *is* dependent on what wins have come prior to you playing.

Both of these are completely legal here and very common.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Tsietisin posted:

...a notice is now on all machines to state that you may be given something that looks like a choice (hi/low) but neither option will win.

I looked into a bootleg NES game that looked like it had been designed to be one of these, and reverse engineered a good amount of how it worked behind the scenes, and the hi/lo game is pretty much exactly as described.

1. Show a card to the player and ask for hi/lo.
2. Determine if the player should win, based on some factors. (Notably, if you would win "too much", i.e. more than you had put into the machine, you lose 100% of the time)
3. Pick a random card from the deck that hasn't been shown yet.
4. If the card would result in the "wrong" outcome, go to 3.
5. Reveal the card and pay out accordingly.

The actual hi-lo game itself is a complete fabrication and the result is solely determined by what the game wants (and how much it decides luck plays a factor).


quote:

Then there are compensated machines. Which really plays into the usual gambler's fallacy of a machine being "due" a win after a long string of losses. Effectively the likelihood of you winning *is* dependent on what wins have come prior to you playing.

This is also really common in redemption arcades. One example I have offhand is Bar-Ber-Cut Lite; see page 9. The game can be (and usually is) configured in a way where it simply will not allow a player to win unless x number of games have been played, where it will go into skill mode. They also advise pre-cutting one of the strings to make it look like someone else already won.


Casino games in the states and Nevada specifically seem like a major outlier in that the games themselves are "fair", they're just designed in a way where "fair" is "pays out 60%~99% on average".

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Zamujasa posted:

This is also really common in redemption arcades. One example I have offhand is Bar-Ber-Cut Lite; see page 9. The game can be (and usually is) configured in a way where it simply will not allow a player to win unless x number of games have been played, where it will go into skill mode. They also advise pre-cutting one of the strings to make it look like someone else already won.
Yeah, this is legal in America too. Any arcade game that looks like a skill challenge and is offering big prizes for a win is in fact a giant loving scam that will modify your inputs and force losses until it's gotten enough money to meet a preset amount of profit, and only then will it allow someone to actually win. The string cutters, the key pushers, the stackers, anything. All scams.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Why play slot machines, which loving suck rear end, when there is the option to play poker, and thus have the satisfaction of crushing your opponent's psyche beyond all hope and repair?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

That's a rhetorical question but to give the honest answer: playing poker at a casino for money for the first time is way, way, way more intimidating that playing a slot machine for the first time.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
A slot machine is a dopamine factory with all the flashing lights and bells and whistles, a game of poker requires actually thinking and skill. Sometimes you just want to shut your brain off and flush money away.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

EorayMel posted:

Why play slot machines, which loving suck rear end, when there is the option to play poker, and thus have the satisfaction of crushing your opponent's psyche beyond all hope and repair?

But then there is also the chance that it is your psyche that gets crushed beyond all hope and repair...

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.
Play poker long enough and you start thinking you did good even if you lose because you ‘played it right.’

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Ritz On Toppa Ritz posted:

Play poker long enough and you start thinking you did good even if you lose because you ‘played it right.’

Look, they had one out. I'm losing money if I don't get it in there, even if I lost my money this time.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

CapnAndy posted:

Yeah, this is legal in America too. Any arcade game that looks like a skill challenge and is offering big prizes for a win is in fact a giant loving scam that will modify your inputs and force losses until it's gotten enough money to meet a preset amount of profit, and only then will it allow someone to actually win. The string cutters, the key pushers, the stackers, anything. All scams.

This made me think of something else slightly relevent for us UK peeps.

Outside of the various ticket games out there, if a slot machine mentions the word "Skill", it has to be exactly that, a test of skill. It doesn't need to be either fair or easy, but if you have the skill to win then you will be able to do exactly that.

You'll find most machines have a "Skill Stop" or similar feature. They will go ridiculously fast for the higher win amounts, but if you are good enough, you can win the jackpot every time.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
One of the ways Stacker and its clones get around that is that there's always a "skill window" where you can win even if the game hasn't hit its payout % yet, it's just so small as to be effectively blind luck to hit (and of course the visual representation of the game doesn't match because the internal timing is much tighter than what the lighting shows)

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Zamujasa posted:

One of the ways Stacker and its clones get around that is that there's always a "skill window" where you can win even if the game hasn't hit its payout % yet, it's just so small as to be effectively blind luck to hit (and of course the visual representation of the game doesn't match because the internal timing is much tighter than what the lighting shows)
Maybe in the UK, but American games will simply not let you win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXBfwgwT1nQ

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
I don't know how much I trust YouTube dude, where he's testing against a phone's touchscreen. He doesn't seem to show that it's capable of hitting times other than 1.000 when testing it, like 0.999 or 1.001. If you assume a 60hz display on the phone, you're looking at 0.01667 seconds every frame, which is a lot less accurate than you actually need for this kind of test. And if the timer is only capable of giving 1/60 sec results, then anything within that bounds (especially something as tiny as ±0.003 sec) isn't going to register differently either.


quote:

MODE 34
(JACKPOT DIFFICULTY)
To make the game easier or harder to win, this
option should be adjusted. The value displayed is
equal to how may milliseconds the “WINDOW” to
win the Jackpot is open. (A millisecond is 1/1000 of
a second.)
A setting of “1” is the hardest and a
setting of “20” is the easiest. The default value for
this mode is “3”.

He then goes onto highlight another part of the manual to claim that it's clearly rigged and unwinnable, ignoring the rest of the text:

quote:

MODE 35
(JACKPOT WINABILITY)
This mode adds a valuable feature to those
locations that have large variations in age groups.
Under the normal circumstances, the operator sets
up MODE 34 for the best payout for his location.
However this may be difficult for some age groups.
There are also circumstances where the operator
may want the jackpot to be won on an average of
XXX amount of games.
This option will allow for
that. When this option is selected, no matter what
window value is chosen in MODE 34, the game will
open the window up to 20 milliseconds (easiest)
every XXX games
. Every XXX games, is the
number you choose on this setting. A setting of “0”
turns this option off. The default setting for this
option is “0”.

This is exactly what I mean -- the game isn't unwinnable, the timing window is just so small as to make it more or less random chance, and when it's had enough it opens the window to more "human" ranges. The game isn't unwinnable otherwise, it's just extremely difficult, and impossible to reliably time.



In the end, the difference doesn't really matter, because the game is so difficult that skill merely makes winning more likely rather than ensuring it. But it's different from purely unwinnable. Sort of like a lottery. :v:

Chopstix
Nov 20, 2002

Tsietisin posted:

It's considerably worse in the UK and depending on the machine you are playing there isn't even an RNG to speak of.

The slot machines in pubs are made to look random, but what you are going to win and how is decided far in advance. So much so that there was action taken years ago where a notice is now on all machines to state that you may be given something that looks like a choice (hi/low) but neither option will win.

Then there are compensated machines. Which really plays into the usual gambler's fallacy of a machine being "due" a win after a long string of losses. Effectively the likelihood of you winning *is* dependent on what wins have come prior to you playing.

Both of these are completely legal here and very common.

I believe by law, if a prize is shown it has to be winnable

Baddog
May 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/NeckarValue/status/1701706301829730668/photo/1

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Vavrek posted:

I've got two unread posts in that thread (it's still in my bookmarks!) and I assume those posts are the OP asking for the thread to be hidden from public view and a mod responding with an approval.

It was kind of funny when it was just at the level of "they're just dice? for board games? Our business is in making dice that look cool and are fun to own.", but I'm sad the thread went away.

Huh? Why wouldn’t the guy who kept demanding dice audits get warned then probated for ruining the thread? Or was he getting banned then kept reregistering?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Hyrax Attack! posted:

Huh? Why wouldn’t the guy who kept demanding dice audits get warned then probated for ruining the thread? Or was he getting banned then kept reregistering?

It was a different moderation regime at that time.

Shellception
Oct 12, 2016

"I'm made up of the memories of my parents and my grandparents, all my ancestors. They're in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think"
That thread wasn't memory holed because of the weirdo - I think they even got probated at some point? The OP requested it because they didn't want to out where they worked, but ended up giving too many details anyway that goons connected the dots and then got paranoid someone would see it, so they requested mods to hide it.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Exactly that. As a mod I can see that thread and that's basically what happened, OP asked for the thread to be obliterated because their work was concerned about potentially proprietary info being leaked to competitors and the poster was worried the thread could be brought up and get them written up or fired or something, and an admin immediately took care of it. It wasn't because of some weirdo or doxxing or anything, just a pretty reasonable worry that posting your company's technology on the internet for everyone to see isn't a great idea.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Great thread, what’s the usual casino policy on outside food & drink? Like I know probably couldn’t have Doritos at a small stakes table but if it were high enough stakes would they ignore it if other players weren’t complaining? Same with if someone had a big gulp or something at a machine they’ve been playing for hours?

Also wanted to mention there was another good ask tell casino thread a while back from a goon who was security at a Tribal casino, had fascinating stories: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859559&userid=0&perpage=40

Baddog
May 12, 2001
I don't think I've ever been at a casino where they gave a poo poo about outside food or drink.... They aren't making their money on the cocktails or burgers.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




At mine they didn't care about snacks or soft drinks and such, but anything alcoholic was a no-go. My state was very aggressive about overserving (and outright banned free/cheap drinks), so losing the ability to track how much somebody was drinking and cut them off was something that could get us in a lot of trouble. This may not be universal.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Yeah you can get away with a lot of poo poo but they don't gently caress around where liquor licenses are involved

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

Baddog posted:

I don't think I've ever been at a casino where they gave a poo poo about outside food or drink.... They aren't making their money on the cocktails or burgers.

yea regs are constantly bringing snacks cause they dont win enough to eat casino food

Huttan
May 15, 2013

BiggerBoat posted:

Any instances of crooked dealers or employees trying to couple up with players for a cut? Seems like a dealer working with their friends in a way that's not incredibly obvious would be a relatively easy thing to pull off if no one got greedy about it. But, of course, they always get greedy and I know the cameras are really tight as well and catch crooked players.

Speaking of that, what are the background checks like to work in a casino?

Dramatic quote from one of the linked articles:

quote:

a business where a single corrupt dealer can cost the casino US$250,000 in 15 minutes (if a dealer lets a player use a “pre-ordered” deck in a table game, for example)


I know this is a bit of a necro, but some of the questions in this thread ran smack into an area I used to work in and some of the research I used to do way back. At that time, the company I worked for was one of the first doing electronic prescriptions (along with lab results and insurance claims), so the thought was to tie them together for long-term health data. I was very much concerned with privacy as we were planning on keeping this data for decades (and HIPAA was brand new).

One of our big problems was keeping track of people when there's so much crappy writing and careless data entry. So a name like Robert Smith, Bob Smith, Rob Smith & R J Smith can look like different names. So we had to spend time trying to determine if they're the same person or not. This problem is called "Entity Resolution" or "record matching". And as part of my research into the subject, I came across a guy named Jeff Jonas. He was one of the lead guys in this area and he started by working for casinos in Vegas. His approach was called Non-Obvious Relationship Awareness.

quote:

An employee who works in surveillance has just put in for an address change in your payroll system. This same address is consistent with that of an individual arrested early last year for a $375,000 baccarat scam and now serving time in jail. You had always suspected help from the inside but had no evidence. This latest piece of data in the payroll system would be an important lead, but how would you ever discover this important new fact?

He mentioned that crooked employees are a bigger threat to casinos than crooked players.

Some countermeasures the casino might use would include the bit mentioned earlier, where the dealer has to show their empty hands to the cameras after scratching their nose. Jonas' & IBM's product checked data, like does the dealer live at the same address as someone who got trespassed? Or are they married to someone with a loyalty card? And these checks are done frequently, not just a single background check, done once and never again. He calls this Data finds data.

IBM bought his company and merged the product into some of their database products.

DoD & In-Q-Tel invested in his company, took some of his ideas and rolled them into tracking terrorists. If the R Smith problem was hard, keep in mind that there are about 20 different ways to render "Mohammed" in Roman letters. Most of Jonas' articles from 2002-2004 were of the sort where he was demonstrating how his product could have identified all the 911 hijackers *before* 911. As a result, almost all of the research dropped off the internet, and then most of the fluff articles disappeared. Much of the string matching research had been diverted into the Human Genome Project (DNA is a long sentence of 4 distinct letters, so it was of interest to companies with deep pockets) and after 911 it all disappeared into "defense research" (who have the deepest pockets of them all).

Vegas 911, his history.
"Threat and Fraud Intelligence, Las Vegas Style", some examples of what they're looking for and some pseudo-code for finding it.

If entity resolution is a subject that you might find interesting, here's a decent entry level book and the thesis where I started my research on the subject.

The last employer where this sort of research/idea would have been useful was my state's department of motor vehicles (officially called Transportation Cabinet, it also included "the highway department"). There were a number of people who left the vehicle registration in a dead relative's name, but being dead, they would not get their driving license suspended for lacking insurance. One of my after-hours projects was going through the dead peoples and updating their record in the vehicle registration system (totally separate from the driving license system), this would cause them to have to update things next time the car got registered. This state used to be one where people laundered salvage titles, so there are lots of scams involving cars still going on.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I'm interested in data and names and all this poo poo, that's a really informative post thank you Huttan

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

BiggerBoat posted:

Speaking of that, what are the background checks like to work in a casino?

I'd imagine they crawl up your rear end pretty hard considering how much just regular old companies and even landlords do that. Do they drug test you? I'd imagine they lean in pretty hard on credit checks since that could compromise an employee if one had money issues.
Huh, how did I miss this before. Thanks for quoting it Huttan.

Yeah, they crawl right up your rear end and take the grand tour. It wasn't even the casino doing the background check, technically; it was the government. To work in a casino you need a gaming license, and to get a gaming license, well... I no longer worry about privacy, because that's just not something that applies to me. I had to give them a full set of full and partial fingerprints, have my picture taken for facial ID, give them references, tell them about every time I ever was convicted of a crime -- and that form does not include the standard "excluding minor traffic stuff" language -- and give them permission to do a credit check, read my tax returns, and check all my bank accounts. Best part is that when your gaming license is up for renewal, you get to do all of that again, except for the references. And they care very much about all of it. Last time I got my license renewed, I got an email from the gaming control board all "hey, you missed some student loan payments, buddy" and luckily in my case I was able to go "yes but I've already got that taken care of and I have the paperwork to prove it", because I genuinely don't know if that would have been a disqualifier otherwise. And just to be clear, this was not a form email, this was the person who was processing my renewal reaching out personally because they'd seen something and wanted to give me a chance to explain.

And yes, the casino did drug test me when I first got the job.

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Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





I took a class around that time period in college (I'm old but I just don't want to admit it. But it was after 911 and before Obama got elected) on Biological Programming as an elective. I forgot the exact name but it was work related to biology, like generic programming, and stuff people in the field of bio would use code for.

One of the things was determining DNA sequence similarity using Dynamic Programming and Levenshtein Edit distance as a edit string metric..

So if just applying that to Arabic names somehow got you a ton of money from the DOJ and/or IBM. God drat. I missed out!

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