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kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Makes me think of Rooney Twitter

Rio need a ride mate.jpeg

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


it made me think of £40,000,001

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

jesus WEP posted:

it made me think of £40,000,001

that in turn made me think of £35,012,000

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Incredible things are happening in Turkish football. After the scandal last year where the Galatasaray - Fenerbahce Super Cup final was aborted after the Saudis said no to the teams wearing Ataturk shirts during the warm-ups, in the second attempt at the final Fenerbahce started the game with their U19 squad, intending to come off the pitch after the first minute to protest recent referee decisions against them.

Except before they could leave the pitch Galatasaray immediately scored lmao

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


UnfurledSails posted:

Incredible things are happening in Turkish football. After the scandal last year where the Galatasaray - Fenerbahce Super Cup final was aborted after the Saudis said no to the teams wearing Ataturk shirts during the warm-ups, in the second attempt at the final Fenerbahce started the game with their U19 squad, intending to come off the pitch after the first minute to protest recent referee decisions against them.

Except before they could leave the pitch Galatasaray immediately scored lmao
turkish football is amazing, love the purestrain madness from top to bottom

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

jesus WEP posted:

turkish football is amazing, love the purestrain madness from top to bottom

Gala players then called the reserves over to have an impromptu 11v11 so the people who paid to see football can get some

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

UnfurledSails posted:

Gala players then called the reserves over to have an impromptu 11v11 so the people who paid to see football can get some

Lmao hell yeah

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1jhOyBOfCQ

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
No goal

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
England
Algeria
Slovenia
Yanks

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Saka diving to try and win a penalty instead of running literally one more step and rolling the ball into an empty goal. In the 97th minute. Against Bayern Munich. In a Champions League quarterfinal.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Norwegian first tier team Haugesund just lost to a 4th tier team in the Norwegian cup. It went to pens which ended 2-0 to the 4th tier team, with their keeper saving the first 4!! pens in a row lol. Psyched them out so bad the final shooter couldn't even hit the goal for a truly embarrassing shootout.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
lol harry kane

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAW8fHGm6xI

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


simpler times when football’s existential threat was someone being too good at throw ins and not *waves vaguely at everything*

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

jesus WEP posted:

simpler times when football’s existential threat was someone being too good at throw ins and not *waves vaguely at everything*

Kerlon being able to bounce the ball on his head was going to transform football forever

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

the sex ghost posted:

Kerlon being able to bounce the ball on his head was going to transform football forever

right until someone stuck smashed his across the chest wtih his boot lol

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Jose posted:

right until someone stuck smashed his across the chest wtih his boot lol

Headers do terrible things to the brain, jose

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Little did we know that Kerlon developed the seal dribble because his knees were made of hopes and dreams. Dude played like 80 games total in his career

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Shrapnig posted:

Little did we know that Kerlon developed the seal dribble because his knees were made of hopes and dreams. Dude played like 80 games total in his career

Feels like a chicken/egg situation

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

UnfurledSails posted:

Incredible things are happening in Turkish football. After the scandal last year where the Galatasaray - Fenerbahce Super Cup final was aborted after the Saudis said no to the teams wearing Ataturk shirts during the warm-ups, in the second attempt at the final Fenerbahce started the game with their U19 squad, intending to come off the pitch after the first minute to protest recent referee decisions against them.

Except before they could leave the pitch Galatasaray immediately scored lmao

I thought it was to protest the fact that their team was literally attacked on the pitch by rival fans and their own players caught suspensions for defending themselves

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ilmucche posted:

Headers do terrible things to the brain, jose

Chests too

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

the sex ghost posted:

Kerlon being able to bounce the ball on his head was going to transform football forever

I maintain that Marouane Fellaini should have gelled his hair into a cup shape and then caught the ball on his head and ran into the goal

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


A mascot of a victorian children's toy, but on the team

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Neymar becoming a comments guy.

A Brazilian instagram page praised Mbappe after yesterday, so Neymar decided to comment and call them "baba ovo de gringo," i.e., suck up for gringo

So he's very mad that Mbappe is doing well.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Someone post Bayern sandwich or whatever it was.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:burger:
Rooney looked super inform tonight vs Bayer Leverkusen, he is still world class.

You can see the spring in his step now that he's back in his natural striker position, after being played as an attacking midfielder for the majority of last season... he's back to his old self, Rooney will be a force this season along with RVP and the rest of the team - United will be at the top of the prem with a couple of points to spare by November and Rooney will be the main reason for it.

We've been in more Champions League finals than any other team in the past 15 competitions, we've been in 4 finals, and we've won 2 of them... we've finished top of our group in 6 of our past 7 competitions and we'll finish top of this one too.

Of course - United being the team everybody loves to hate and under-rate (despite our evident success)... nobody is going to want to admit it, but you're going to see another Manchester United final in the 13/14 Champions League, Moyes is hungry, RVP is hungry, Rooney is hungry, what's for dinner? Munich sandwich?

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.
“Moyes is hungry” is truly the highlight, second best post behind suqit explaining triangles

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

gently caress it's even better than I remember. Masterclass.

Thanks!

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

franks posted:

“Moyes is hungry” is truly the highlight, second best post behind suqit explaining triangles

Everything pales in comparison to woobi live blogging a match that happened a week before

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


was it the 2005 CL final thread where a Utd fan had an all time meltdown at Liverpool’s comeback?

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

jesus WEP posted:

was it the 2005 CL final thread where a Utd fan had an all time meltdown at Liverpool’s comeback?

Preemptive lol at a non-Milan supporter being mad about that. Could only be a truly broken brain unless they bet their house on the outcome or something.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Ollie Watkins being a bit taken back that John McGinn wants England to lose every game even if he's playing

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Bernardo Silva’s penalty yesterday.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Charlie Adam £10M set pieces

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
Wasn’t Charlie Adam brought in for a master plan of delivering balls for Andy Carrol to head in? What a great era.

Or am I misremembering?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

L.H.O.O.Q. posted:

Wasn’t Charlie Adam brought in for a master plan of delivering balls for Andy Carrol to head in? What a great era.

Or am I misremembering?

the American advanced stats community passed a hat around and bought Liverpool and then they looked at the stats and bought Heads Ball Man (Carroll), Crosses Ball Man (Downing) and Takes Set Pieces Man (Adam) and then thanks to the power of sabermetrics Liverpool won every trophy for the next 15 years

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

sticksy posted:

Charlie Adam £10M set pieces

Starting a match by shooting on goal from the circle so he could tie his shorts

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



The most haggard looking 26 year old you've ever seen

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JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

greazeball posted:

The most haggard looking 26 year old you've ever seen

From Dundee mate, school of knocks

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