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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

CyberPingu posted:

Italy being jobbed out of WC 2002 to South Korea.

Ireland training on concrete playground pitches and eating cheese sandwiches for pre match nutrition

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Vardy drinking port in a Lucozade bottle the night before games and 3 red bulls on match days

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Tsaedje posted:

That fuckin Michael Owen brochure

https://imgur.com/a/9R6h5#qIoY273

He ended up at Man Utd so I guess the brochure worked!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Thierry Henry crashing the Irish economy

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The nation of Ireland boycotting Henry vacuum cleaners

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020
Someone, I think Grez, posting a great text of Joe Kinnear negotiating with Joseph Stalin (Jose Stalinez). I can’t find it...

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Is this also the proper thread to talk about or post football poo poo you suddenly remember that makes you kind of horny? Because I often think about that presenter on that Chelsea fan channel or whatever it is, I don't even know.

Also, this kind of covers both topics but the TRP WC hot shots thread that were prohibited due to excessive perceived sexism and horniness is still funny to me.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

sticksy posted:

.

Also, this kind of covers both topics but the TRP WC hot shots thread that were prohibited due to excessive perceived sexism and horniness is still funny to me.

Lmao Ninpo getting banned for defending that thread.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Someone itt thought I was Tom and it makes me lol every time

Also having to explain what the word “phwoar” meant

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
John Terry diving face first into the South African turf to stop a Slovenian shot.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Horny chat reminded me of this:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




britishbornandbread posted:

John Terry diving face first into the South African turf to stop a Slovenian shot.

he normally waits until his teammates aren't there lol

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

CyberPingu posted:

Lmao Ninpo getting banned for defending that thread.

Ash with a Five diving into an obvious QCS honeytrap was also pretty funny. That was related to the same World Cup females thread, right?

(Sorry, Ash.)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
alan pardew being known as chunky because he ate loads of cans of pineapple chunks to make his cum taste better

https://twitter.com/NickMiller79/status/386478183593172993?s=20

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKdU32ZEndc

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
Alan Pardew headbutting a Hull player

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Alan pardews touchline dance and the subsequent final score

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Juan Mata’s amazement when being told what Pardew had done after he was subbed off.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
That two month period in 2008 when amr zaki was the best striker on the planet

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Andriy Voronin criticising the standard of living on Merseyside when he was playing at Liverpool, but also stating he could not understand Jamie Carragher or Steven Gerrard.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Joe Kinnear: Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror football writer]?

Simon Bird: Me.

Joe Kinnear: You’re a oval office.

Simon Bird: Thank you.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

britishbornandbread posted:

Andriy Voronin criticising the standard of living on Merseyside when he was playing at Liverpool, but also stating he could not understand Jamie Carragher or Steven Gerrard.

Voronin ruled.



https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2009/mar/17/hertha-berlin-andriy-voronin-bayern-munich

quote:

Against Bayer, Hertha scored when Andriy Voronin's shot bounced off Leverkusen keeper René Adler and back on to his chest. "Thinner players wouldn't have made that goal," asserted the Liverpool loanee. "I scored with my sexy chest."

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
That time Adnan Januzaj took a date out to Nandos and had her drive

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1937771-adnan-januzaj-reportedly-takes-a-date-for-18-nandos-meal

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Robert Huth, getting banned for transphobia after responding "weapon" to a twitter account which would post pictures of the top half of a porn star and invite you to guess if she had a penis

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Robert Huth, getting banned for transphobia after responding "weapon" to a twitter account which would post pictures of the top half of a porn star and invite you to guess if she had a penis

Think he re-registered as psflaps?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

britishbornandbread posted:

Think he re-registered as psflaps?

With a Sarnsung phone.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
E
A
S
Y

(1-2-0 in group stage, crapped out in the round of 16)

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Edward Mass posted:

E
A
S
Y

(1-2-0 in group stage, crapped out in the round of 16)

I don't remember this. It could refer to a lot of teams

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

CyberPingu posted:

I don't remember this. It could refer to a lot of teams

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





spoiler that oval office rag

Also can't bring up the 2010 group and not mention the fuckin party the US had over that 1-1

USA WINS 1-1

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Bundy posted:

spoiler that oval office rag

Also can't bring up the 2010 group and not mention the fuckin party the US had over that 1-1

USA WINS 1-1

England still mad after 1-1 years lol

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Joey Barton's entire tenure at Rangers, up to and including him buying a Nespresso machine for the first team as a gift, and taking it with him after he got his contract terminated

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

your friend wicka posted:

England still mad after 1-1 years lol

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Bundy posted:

spoiler that oval office rag

Also can't bring up the 2010 group and not mention the fuckin party the US had over that 1-1

USA WINS 1-1

It was one newspaper.



Albeit, the US equivalent of the Sun. Go figure.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Eric Cantonese posted:

It was one newspaper.



Albeit, the US equivalent of the Sun. Go figure.

It was a reference to this anyway:

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Troy Queef posted:

Joey Barton's entire tenure at Rangers, up to and including him buying a Nespresso machine for the first team as a gift, and taking it with him after he got his contract terminated

Also, his 'war of words' with Thiago Silva, when he was on loan at Marseille, that involved him being massively homophobic and Silva going "who the gently caress is Joey Barton" lol

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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




your friend wicka posted:

England still mad after 1-1 years lol

Lol

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