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Ryan Babel circling London in a helicopter trying to decide which club he’d go to. Berbatov supposedly getting on a plane to sign for Fiorentina and then not being on it when it landed (?) because he had gone to sign for Fulham.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 05:34 |
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I can see not watching the second one because it’s cringey as hell but the first one is absolutely bizarre and hilarious and is a must watch IMO.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 08:21 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Cesc asking Mark Hughes if he really played for Barcelona I actually hadn’t heard about this and apparently Hughes said "He came off the pitch and asked me if I had played for Barcelona and when I said that, yes I did, he said something to the effect of `that wasn't Barcelona football, was it?” lmao
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 11:05 |
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Shrapnig posted:Hector Bellerin repeatedly being hosed off at an F1 race because nobody recognized who he was. Idk I feel like that’s kind of a normal reaction to someone telling you “stop your active conversation and go away.”
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 00:57 |
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Luis Suarez bit three different defenders over a period of years.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 17:48 |
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Average Lettuce posted:lmao why the hell are the supporters beating the poo poo out of the scooter? Italy.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 17:12 |
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Lifelong Arsenal fan Carl Jenkinson doing this in his first appearance for the club. https://youtu.be/20Ra-D7i1qo
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 14:17 |
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Also that time Eboue was subbed on and was absolutely shocking and even tackled Kolo Toure for some reason and was quickly subbed off.
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 14:21 |
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With the recent ESL news I have suddenly remembered that Barca, Real, and Juve are inexplicably still in the ESL.
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# ¿ May 26, 2021 20:05 |
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This rules.
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 06:40 |
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Samir Nasir got a recreational IV through a pseudo medical outfit and banged the chick who gave him the IV, at which point his girlfriend hacked his Twitter account and laid all of his bullshit out, resulting in him getting an 18 month ban and having his career flushed even further down the toilet.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 05:16 |
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African AIDS cum posted:Brap was a true gift to us all and of course he was chased off Finn banned him for saying mean things about Rafa lmao
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 23:53 |
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Eric Cantonese posted:I thought it was because he called the Prophet Muhammad a pedophile.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 02:19 |
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 13:51 |
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Danger Zone Shots Inside the Box On Target
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 17:35 |
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 18:40 |
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That whole thing was weird. A French comedian (?) made up a hand gesture that was like a Nazi salute but not quite and then a bunch of footballers started doing it as a goal celebration (?)
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 22:26 |
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/19/wayne-hennessey-is-desperate-to-learn-about-the-nazis-roy-hodgson-crystal-palace
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 22:27 |
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Alan Brazil looks like a zit.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 03:20 |
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 17:04 |
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Eric Cantonese posted:https://twitter.com/NUFCBluestar/status/1334772674107748364/ What is even the point of putting the kid in the net for that.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2021 18:58 |
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Shroud posted:whatever the hell "dench" was Leave it, yeah.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2021 19:51 |
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greazeball posted:That time someone compsed a score for a pissed off van Gaal press conference I hadn’t seen this before and it’s hypnotizing.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 16:32 |
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Jose posted:andy carroll pissing someone off and having his car torched while he was living at kevin nolan's house Just Andy Carrol having to live at Kevin Nolan’s house was hilarious in itself.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 00:29 |
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It looks like they were asked to pick out those suits while blindfolded.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 02:26 |
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 19:01 |
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Vegetable posted:Bizarre that a football club is tweeting this. What's the significance? I assume they're gonna start taking loans. They already took a huge loan and are supporting some of their debt with the sale of bonds. This is either an advertisement that they are selling bonds that somehow weren’t rated as junk or their bonds were actually downgraded and they’re trying to get out in front of the story.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 06:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liV3LwrLOZU
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 16:56 |
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the sex ghost posted:John Terry and assorted other Chelsea players getting pissed in Heathrow airport because their plane got cancelled due to 9/11, then getting his dick out and laughing at stranded Americans while making aeroplane noises I had forgotten about this, and this seems to be the most comprehensive retelling i can find of it https://deadspin.com/remember-when-a-chelsea-player-waggled-his-dick-at-grie-1730110370 lol
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 13:14 |
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lol at both of those
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 16:25 |
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Speaking of funny World Cup things, France going on strike in 2010 by getting into their bus and refusing to come out.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 22:49 |
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shut up blegum posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4zYt4roWWM IIRC he went on Japanese tv about it and refused to use it when asked
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 20:56 |
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https://youtu.be/MzSw1tC7Y-k
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 22:58 |
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Match fixing.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 02:56 |
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Emmanuel Eboue getting subbed on, tackling his teammate Kolo Toure and getting subbed off Kolo Toure pretending to be a used car salesman to get women.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 22:45 |
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Jermaine Pennant leaving his Porsche in a parking lot in Spain for a year because he forgot he owned a Porsche.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 20:51 |
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Wazzerphuk posted:Martin and Dick's other brother is Cock Jol Lmao that has to be intentional
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2021 21:08 |
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Weaponized Cum posted:https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/522056120916267008?t=5oQdk4ujCWbL6qyJCfNeGg&s=19 https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/386556996151173120?s=21
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 04:32 |
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the sex ghost posted:The best part about the Michael Owen prospectus is that it worked and he got to spend a year getting paid to creak around up front for Stoke Even funnier, it wasn’t Stoke. It was United.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 15:26 |
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