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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Ryan Babel circling London in a helicopter trying to decide which club he’d go to.

Berbatov supposedly getting on a plane to sign for Fiorentina and then not being on it when it landed (?) because he had gone to sign for Fulham.

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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I can see not watching the second one because it’s cringey as hell but the first one is absolutely bizarre and hilarious and is a must watch IMO.

blue footed boobie
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Bobby Digital posted:

Cesc asking Mark Hughes if he really played for Barcelona

I actually hadn’t heard about this and apparently Hughes said "He came off the pitch and asked me if I had played for Barcelona and when I said that, yes I did, he said something to the effect of `that wasn't Barcelona football, was it?” lmao

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Shrapnig posted:

Hector Bellerin repeatedly being hosed off at an F1 race because nobody recognized who he was.

https://twitter.com/GoonerN5/status/1005872629805473792

Idk I feel like that’s kind of a normal reaction to someone telling you “stop your active conversation and go away.”

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Luis Suarez bit three different defenders over a period of years.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Average Lettuce posted:

lmao why the hell are the supporters beating the poo poo out of the scooter?

Italy.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Lifelong Arsenal fan Carl Jenkinson doing this in his first appearance for the club.

https://youtu.be/20Ra-D7i1qo

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Also that time Eboue was subbed on and was absolutely shocking and even tackled Kolo Toure for some reason and was quickly subbed off.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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With the recent ESL news I have suddenly remembered that Barca, Real, and Juve are inexplicably still in the ESL.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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This rules.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Samir Nasir got a recreational IV through a pseudo medical outfit and banged the chick who gave him the IV, at which point his girlfriend hacked his Twitter account and laid all of his bullshit out, resulting in him getting an 18 month ban and having his career flushed even further down the toilet.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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African AIDS cum posted:

Brap was a true gift to us all and of course he was chased off

Finn banned him for saying mean things about Rafa lmao

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Eric Cantonese posted:

I thought it was because he called the Prophet Muhammad a pedophile.
Wasn’t it in the same thread? It devolved quickly tbh.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Danger Zone Shots Inside the Box On Target

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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That whole thing was weird. A French comedian (?) made up a hand gesture that was like a Nazi salute but not quite and then a bunch of footballers started doing it as a goal celebration (?)

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/19/wayne-hennessey-is-desperate-to-learn-about-the-nazis-roy-hodgson-crystal-palace

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Alan Brazil looks like a zit.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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What is even the point of putting the kid in the net for that.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Shroud posted:

whatever the hell "dench" was

Leave it, yeah.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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greazeball posted:

That time someone compsed a score for a pissed off van Gaal press conference


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKT4wbL1fw

I hadn’t seen this before and it’s hypnotizing.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Jose posted:

andy carroll pissing someone off and having his car torched while he was living at kevin nolan's house

andy carroll pissing kevin nolan's wife off by bringing 2 women back to kevin nolan's house

andy carroll loving steven taylor's ex and steven taylor breaking his hand punching him in the face in training

Just Andy Carrol having to live at Kevin Nolan’s house was hilarious in itself.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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It looks like they were asked to pick out those suits while blindfolded.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Vegetable posted:

Bizarre that a football club is tweeting this. What's the significance? I assume they're gonna start taking loans.

They already took a huge loan and are supporting some of their debt with the sale of bonds. This is either an advertisement that they are selling bonds that somehow weren’t rated as junk or their bonds were actually downgraded and they’re trying to get out in front of the story.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liV3LwrLOZU

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Aug 21, 2021

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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the sex ghost posted:

John Terry and assorted other Chelsea players getting pissed in Heathrow airport because their plane got cancelled due to 9/11, then getting his dick out and laughing at stranded Americans while making aeroplane noises

I had forgotten about this, and this seems to be the most comprehensive retelling i can find of it

https://deadspin.com/remember-when-a-chelsea-player-waggled-his-dick-at-grie-1730110370

lol

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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lol at both of those

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Speaking of funny World Cup things, France going on strike in 2010 by getting into their bus and refusing to come out.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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shut up blegum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4zYt4roWWM

I love how Ronaldo doesn't actually use the product though

IIRC he went on Japanese tv about it and refused to use it when asked

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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https://youtu.be/MzSw1tC7Y-k

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Match fixing.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Emmanuel Eboue getting subbed on, tackling his teammate Kolo Toure and getting subbed off

Kolo Toure pretending to be a used car salesman to get women.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Jermaine Pennant leaving his Porsche in a parking lot in Spain for a year because he forgot he owned a Porsche.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Wazzerphuk posted:

Martin and Dick's other brother is Cock Jol

Lmao that has to be intentional

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/386556996151173120?s=21

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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the sex ghost posted:

The best part about the Michael Owen prospectus is that it worked and he got to spend a year getting paid to creak around up front for Stoke

Also just remembered 'shut your noise, you loving old oval office'

Even funnier, it wasn’t Stoke. It was United.

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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