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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

- Samir Nasri getting himself blackballed from the French national team because his girlfriend swore at Deschamps over Twitter, and then later having that same girlfriend hack into his social media by revealing to the world what the Drip Doctors actually are

and then getting banned for doping lol

the Samir Nasri Cavalcade of Good Judgement

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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Troy Queef posted:

Joey Barton's entire tenure at Rangers, up to and including him buying a Nespresso machine for the first team as a gift, and taking it with him after he got his contract terminated

Also, his 'war of words' with Thiago Silva, when he was on loan at Marseille, that involved him being massively homophobic and Silva going "who the gently caress is Joey Barton" lol

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Gigi Galli posted:

Lafferty owns and also had a very good goalscoring record while he was at Palermo. I would love to find out what finally drove Iachini to want him out; he must've done something absolutely insane. I'm guessing somebody's wife is involved.

or multiple wives

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

lol is that real because holy poo poo

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

FullLeatherJacket posted:

tbh it's about par for a 16-year-old geordie

he didn't write that a week before his £35,012,000 move to become the new fernando torres at liverpool

well, it's a little more understandable if he was 16, I didn't consider that part

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

the sex ghost posted:

I think the source of the 'pep is bald' catchphrase is pep being bald as gently caress. I mean he's real bald

I'm gonna have to dig into this deeper

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Al2001 posted:

Chris Waddle repeatedly saying "pelanty" instead of penalty during commentaries. https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/football-opinion/five-live-pay-pelanty-hiring-3372420

lol, Chris Waddle rules

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

trem_two posted:

When Van Gaal brought a binder full of stats and pass diagrams to prove to all the journos that United weren't just hoofing it up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9VQ7sjQPo

"You go to Big Sam and maybe he can give you a good interpretation"

all this because Fat Sam called him "Long Ball Van Gaal" lol

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

that is both savage and hilarious

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


man that's a great photo lol

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

FullLeatherJacket posted:

also this gallery of random selfies people took with an annoyed roy keane, accompanied by the specific way he told them to gently caress off while taking it

https://www.cultureoncall.com/the-sixteenth-chapel/

this rules so much

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Joe Kinnear calling one of his midfielders "Yohan Kebab"

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Paul Pogba's brother accusing him of getting a witch doctor to curse Kylian Mbappe, and Paul Pogba accusing his brother of assisting in a 13M blackmail plot

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Baldo di Gregorio

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Jose posted:

bielsa being hired as marseille manager and quitting a day later because of transfer fuckery he wasn't told about

he was there an entire year and quit the first day into the second season

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Jose posted:

Well lol at this and the Lazio one which is apparently what I remembered

yeah it's still pretty funny

the transfer fuckery is still 100% true

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

brocked posted:

I lol'ed

same

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Gigi Galli posted:

I don’t even remember his real name tbh.

Yohan Cabaye, I will not confirm that I had to look that up to remember

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Brazil in 2006 when they got owned by Raymond Domenech and a nearly-retired Zidane

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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

the getafe-commissioned hardcore porn

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