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Still one of the least dangerous dossiers that Campbell put together

# ¿ Dec 30, 2022 21:04

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:24

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# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 12:40

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Needs a James Corden warning really

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 01:42

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I think I ate a probe for posting about Arsenal West Ham on Boxing Day but must have been asleep for the sixer

# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 20:54

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64155302 posted:

The Portugal captain, 37, said he had offers from clubs in Brazil, Australia, the United States and in Portugal.

"I gave my word for this club," he said at his Al Nassr unveiling on Tuesday.

"I won everything, I played for the most important clubs in Europe and now it is a new challenge in Asia."

Ronaldo is reportedly set to receive the biggest football salary in history at more than �177m per year in a deal that runs until 2025.

"As nobody knows, I can say now I had many opportunities in Europe, many clubs in Brazil, Australia, the US, even in Portugal, many clubs tried to sign me," Ronaldo told reporters at his first press conference.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 19:07

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Neymar desperate to be hated for some reason

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 13:25

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That's such an amazing mid-2000s photo. Like this one

https://twitter.com/BadlyDressedFB/status/1431290565216415745

# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 19:54

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Oh wow the lolly was a sphere, I thought it was more 2D

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 00:52

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It's a guy who couldn't have everything he wanted growing up suddenly being able to, let him have the giant lollipop

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 11:27

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Here's your ridges

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 21:08

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He's had the full squad out on the training pitch today, bringing hundreds of worms to the surface. He'll eat a good victory feast tonight.

vyelkin posted:

I love that his defence is "well yeah I put the worms in my mouth and pretend to chew but I don't swallow so it doesn't count as eating them"

If I wanted to deny I ate worms I wouldn't come up with the idea of a worm omelette during my denial.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 19:32

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I watched the entire Man U game against Arsenal and completely forgot that Harry Maguire is technically a Utd player.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 22:44

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There was some good Ferguson head shaking from yesterday

# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 16:49

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I just remembered 7-0 again

# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 11:42

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It's the greenscreen that's worse than YouTubers use for me

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 22:57

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Delivered with all the charisma of Nigel Mansell

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 23:16

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Dyche is going to get one called "the medusa"

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 23:18

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It was probably a nice cruise

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 20:56

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Find it hard to be too tough on Hodgson when he does press conferences in Italian with a heavy Croydon accent

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 23:46

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That theme tune is a blast from the past

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 23:55

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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 22:22

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 12:21

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# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 14:16

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And with it, his powers fade too

# ¿ Mar 23, 2023 20:58

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Spurs choking against a ten-man Everton with two minutes left to play

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 22:02

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Has anyone updated the graphic

# ¿ May 2, 2023 22:19

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vyelkin posted:

lmao

# ¿ May 22, 2023 19:13

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The square was Ronaldo's square meal

# ¿ May 31, 2023 20:21

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FIFA publishing the details from the inertia sensor inside the ball to prove that Ronaldo didn't score a goal

# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 16:35

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Owen should have tried renting some films

# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 12:47

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Are any of the current team old enough to have been tweeting about sending the army in to deal with the London riots

# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 23:24

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I want to know what�s pressed onto the discs

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 05:53

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Frankston posted:

Could've killed him

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 11:56

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It's an image you'd expect to associate with rugby

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 17:11

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jesus WEP posted:

when nasri revealed a shocking bad new haircut and someone in this forum said it was only the second worst grooming decision he ever made

# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 22:11

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He was probably right

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 20:06

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Just remembered to look at Chelsea's position in the table

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 23:20

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I had someone with the surname "Warnock" in my Facebook friends since I was at uni about 20 years ago and I only realised it was one of Neil's family when they started posting photos when Cardiff got promoted a few years ago

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 10:12

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I just remembered Liverpool got something like a third of their goals of the season by that point in that one Utd game

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 17:44

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:24

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That rules

# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 09:35

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