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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Newcastle signing Joe loving Kinnear out of the wilderness. JFK had last managed 4 years prior. JFK came out swinging at
his first press conference
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i_NQqnc_ue0

Newcastle deciding to bring back JFK as a DOF after he stepped down as manager months before due to a heart problem. JFK asked the fans to judge him on the signings he made. JFK failed to sign a single player on a permanent deal and resigned after 7 months.
Some highlights of his second short tenure were claims such as:
- he had never been relegated (he had)
- he played over 400 games for Spurs (less than 200)
- he won LMA three times (he won it once)
- he signed Tim Krul and James Perch for Newcastle (Souness & Hughton, respectively)
- called players “Yohan Kebab”, “Shola Amenobee”, and “Hatem Ben Afre”

This Pablo Zabaleta sequence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YghiIkVSWGA

David Dunn trying to be Messi:
https://youtu.be/x4fsLeCjB4s

Jimmy Bullard trolling his manager:
https://youtu.be/eSlNGZKAg-4

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Frankston posted:

Bowyer and Dier getting into a fight whilst both playing for Newcastle against Villa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp6_5H13i_Q&t=160s

Also in the same match

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3HnU0HOhk

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Someone itt thought I was Tom and it makes me lol every time

Also having to explain what the word “phwoar” meant

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/876846713163718656?s=20

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://twitter.com/adamboultwood/status/1161219394258853888?s=20

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The never ending hum of the vuvuzela and my wife mere seconds from murdering me any time a game was on.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Kirk Broadfoot trying to poach eggs in the microwave and giving himself facial burns when one of the eggs exploded

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




:chanpop:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Kevin Lasagna is a good lad with many layers to his game.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



HappyCamperGL posted:

Kyle Lafferty getting sold by Palermo because he was too much of a womaniser for the Italian owner.

You gotta post the quotes

President Zamparini posted:

Lafferty is sold as a result of a precise request from my Coach BeppeIachini.

He is an out-of-control womaniser, an Irishman without rules. He is someone who disappears for a week and goes on the hunt for women in Milan.

He has two families with six children, he never trains, he’s completely off the rails. On the field he’s a great player, because he gave us everything he had and more.

In terms of his behaviour, however, he is uncontrollable. My Coach told me he cannot sort this player out, so he has to go.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Julian Faubert, pretty mediocre for West Ham, somehow getting a move to Real Madrid, where he fell asleep on the subs bench.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The second video is the most cringe I’ve ever felt watching someone else

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

I've still never pressed play on either of those videos and I never will.

You should. It will make you feel better about any cringe thing you’ve ever done because it will never be that bad

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



CyberPingu posted:

This is actually appropriate as a straight red carries a harsher penalty than a 2nd yellow iirc.

Something like an auto 3 game ban which can be appealed for a straight red.

You can just tell him instead of making him get out of the shower

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Birmingham retiring a shirt for a player who made 44 appearances

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11694/12034786/jude-bellingham-birmingham-retire-number-22-shirt-in-recognition-of-youngster

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3HnU0HOhk

This was in the same game where teammates Bowyer and Dyer were sent off for fighting

Really big Newcastle energy back then

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



the sex ghost posted:

Andy Carroll having to live at Kevin Nolan's house

Andy Carroll’s Bebo account

https://www.90min.com/posts/2990015-andy-carroll-s-bebo-account-has-been-discovered-and-it-s-absolutely-brilliant

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Tokyo Sexwale posted:

lol is that real because holy poo poo

It sure is OP

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



blue footed boobie posted:

Also that time Eboue was subbed on and was absolutely shocking and even tackled Kolo Toure for some reason and was quickly subbed off.

When Eboué was listening to the North Korea manager

https://youtu.be/n5mj0Huxajk

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



FullLeatherJacket posted:

that time that GD posted a transfer rumour about Ciro Immobile and everyone just quoted it and said "he's not moving" while GD got more and more caremad that no-one was trusting his sources

That time GD posted a transfer in bold that was not, in fact, a done deal and refused to probate himself until he finally relented in the face of Berlusconi memes with his bloody face

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



FullLeatherJacket posted:

Bobby Zamora, of "when the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora" fame

this was about the time when he single-handedly knocked Juventus out of Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elXs9j3G46A

Dempsey’s “he definitely meant it, no, for real” chipped goal

https://youtu.be/z2lwKrQYjtw

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

Three in professional football matches. Outside of that, who's to know?

Shrap can confirm at least 4

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Good ol Joe Minala

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Frankston posted:

I hate this boring oval office so much

Edit: ok hate might be a bit strong but he's pretty annoying

Turn on your monitor

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

Leon Knight’s self commentary

https://youtu.be/16Qv_p0ILWc

I had forgotten about this and I always lol

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



CyberPingu posted:

Still lolling at Michael Owen volleying endlessly past a 15 year old keeper while marking out to himself like he just won the WC

13

https://youtu.be/WqOxNspUPyE

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shroud posted:


Sunderland being in the Premier League as recently as 2017 (this is sad-funny, not ha ha-funny).


No this is is definitely ha-funny

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Nice to meet you

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I have zero recollection of Shay Given playing for Villa, absolutely none

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



That time Alan Pardew head butted a Hull player

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I once met a guy who would buy refundable tickets just so he could drink for free at the airport lounge and I realized just how bad your life can get

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The lengths that white middle aged BUSINESSMEN will go to drink for free is astounding

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://twitter.com/evertonhub/status/1442177340042141701?s=20

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I think it was Ameobi who reported jewelry stolen and his house was just dirty

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



You’re breaking the car the jersey Samir

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Myssu posted:

Staying with the French theme, the time Sylvain Distin announced his international retirement after never having been called up.

You gotta post how he did it too

https://twitter.com/sylvaind15tin/status/466518946729177088

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

I'm picture the backdrop as smaller ground, maybe somewhere in the Northwest of England.

It has to be Burnley

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



That time Thauvin showed up for a home game in a tux

Newcastle lost 2-1 at home to Watford

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



sticksy posted:

Kyle Lafferty, the North Irishman too horny to be allowed to remain in Italy

quote:

“He is an out-of-control womaniser, an Irishman without rules. He is someone who disappears for a week and goes on the hunt for women in Milan.

He has two families with six children, he never trains, he’s completely off the rails. On the field he’s a great player, because he gave us everything he had and more.

In terms of his behaviour, however, he is uncontrollable. My Coach told me he cannot sort this player out, so he has to go.”

Simply incredible every time

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