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Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Democrats don't start wars they just drop lots of bombs in various places. They should have taught you this in school.


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

winning wars is obsolete. endless quagmires are the desired outcome.

the war economy

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

E Depois do Adeus posted:

Although traditionally wars are attractive options for regimes suffering legitimacy crises, I feel like even the Biden camp must recognize that a quagmire like Venezuela is not a good idea. Therefore if I were them I would simply start a war that is quick and easy to win

Biden has been snubbing Guaido, IIRC, serves him right for hitching his star to the Trump administration. I'm gonna go with something in Africa, Trump may not have started any new wars but he's had troops wandering around Africa blowing random stuff up from the massive new combat zone in the Sinai peninsula. Shame not to use it for something.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
the qatari lobby seems to be pretty tight with the democrats so there might be some fun new adventures along the lines of libya

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Jabberlock posted:

Easy, some humanitarian crisis will occur ,probably drummed up by the CIA, hyped up by the media as a failure of the Maduro regime, pushing Guaido to try to take the presidency with the backing of the US. Most likely they'll just support the ground troops with bombings and equipment ala Syria.

what ground troops

that's the thing with Venezuela, there's no armed opposition to support

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

mila kunis posted:

the qatari lobby seems to be pretty tight with the democrats so there might be some fun new adventures along the lines of libya

Maybe they'll want regime change in SA as revenge for the blockade.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

mila kunis posted:

the qatari lobby seems to be pretty tight with the democrats so there might be some fun new adventures along the lines of libya

Maybe, but Biden's historically been pretty uncharacteristically Libya intervention negative

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Maybe, but Biden's historically been pretty uncharacteristically Libya intervention negative

biden's brain is gone, he's not in charge. the blob is

Loveshaft
Nov 3, 2020


Do we think Maduro will survive the Biden admin?

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

if it's not a macross/gundam esque Blood Space War then zzzzzzzzzz

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Loveshaft posted:

Do we think Maduro will survive the Biden admin?

yes, exploding cigars and all

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

He'll start a war with Nauru.

Just loving wait

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Nice and hot piss posted:

He'll start a war with Nauru.

Just loving wait
Which will turn into a literal quagmire soon. :hmmyes:

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

OFFICIAL SKELETON
WAR PARTICIPANT



Fun Shoe

Loveshaft posted:

Definitely Venezuela first.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1351895337745657862?s=20

Hope everyone is looking forward to spending time in sunny Venezuela!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I hope we get all the money and poo poo other people don’t know how to appreciate

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


1stGear posted:

https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1351895337745657862?s=20

Hope everyone is looking forward to spending time in sunny Venezuela!

the worst part is bolsonaro going along like a loving lapdog at first until he realizes his rear end on fire because of a draft riot

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

sullat posted:

Biden has been snubbing Guaido, IIRC, serves him right for hitching his star to the Trump administration.

This post aged well

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Good news! Not only will there be new and exciting wars, but the old ones are also being restored:

https://twitter.com/amuse/status/1352303194899165184

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Nice and hot piss posted:

He'll start a war with Nauru.

Just loving wait

loving finally the entire establishment has marvel syndrome and all our wars were getting pretty samey

you never see a low budget war like grenada or panama nowadays

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

Loveshaft posted:

Do we think Maduro will survive the Biden admin?

Depends how heavy a hand he wants to play. He will undoubtedly be supportive of many efforts to oust him.

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Am I late to see biden start a war

https://twitter.com/i24NEWS_EN/status/1352492886294753281?s=19

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
doesn't count if there was already a war there, he needs to start a new war

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...s-idUSKBN29O2PE

off to a good start

Hirsute
May 4, 2007
You know who didn't start a war? Donald J Trump. Checkmate libs

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006
i cant claim to know how likely venezuela is to actually be on the table given the absolute laundry list of reasons it would be a nightmare to pull off, even if its just airstrikes and backing locals or whatever, but god drat if they aren't signaling wishing for it.

lol remember that GreyjoyBastard used to stan constantly for the venezuela coup in the old D&D thread and now he's a loving mod.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

the US directly bombing venezuela is a real possibility they were priming the pump on all the liberal outlets during the coup attempt

it is possible that trump prevented direct significant military intervention or increased military escalation in venezuela, syria, and iran lmao

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

GoLambo posted:

lol remember that GreyjoyBastard used to stan constantly for the venezuela coup in the old D&D thread and now he's a loving mod.

He stanned the overthrow of the Libyan govt too IIRC. A perfect mod for D&D

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

christ. what day are we on again?

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

https://twitter.com/means_tv/status/1352608366284206081

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

comedyblissoption posted:


it is possible that trump prevented direct significant military intervention or increased military escalation in syria, and iran lmao


not sure how true this could be considering he wanted to assassinate Assad, had Sulaimani assassinated, and has put an economic stranglehold on Iran that has lead to the suffering of millions of people

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

the entire media was yelling at trump to directly bomb iran basically lol

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

comedyblissoption posted:

the entire media was yelling at trump to directly bomb iran basically lol

I don’t remember this. I remember the day he decided to bomb Syria and the media started sucking his dong over how presidential he was for it, but I don’t remember the media trying to get him to bomb Iran

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Ramrod Hotshot posted:

what ground troops

that's the thing with Venezuela, there's no armed opposition to support

That wont stop the US from pretending there is

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Ringo Roadagain posted:

I don’t remember this. I remember the day he decided to bomb Syria and the media started sucking his dong over how presidential he was for it, but I don’t remember the media trying to get him to bomb Iran
i was driving as npr called him a pussy for calling off the strike on iran over them downing a US drone

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Two new options appear!
https://twitter.com/PoeThawThawAun1/status/1361016803737001984?s=20

https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1360892682332233728?s=20

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

eritrea/the horn of africa in general

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Atrocious Joe posted:

Two new options appear!
With Biden at the help, it's not an if or even an either/or.

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

this is a good thread to bring back now

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1485638217915420672

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011

https://twitter.com/markamesexiled/status/1485693905718939649?s=21

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papersack
Jul 27, 2003


lol

https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/1485699099320102917

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