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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Robert Plant posted:

Where is Trump supposed to be right now anyway

In our hearts.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

I've had this speech on the whole time and haven't heard a single word

I can't understand Joe whenever he gives a speech. Or ever.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




sirs... thank you.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



jesus christ

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


oxsnard posted:

i just got back from running a 28 minute 5k is trump dead yet

he is healthier than ever

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



in other words, it's a wednesday

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


tenderjerk posted:

Nichael why do some people call it delavare, is that a thing there

I've never heard that before but I'm going to say yes anyway

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



wow with medicare for all maybe she could get mental healthcare


too bad that our president is a right wing moron

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


uber_stoat posted:

listen Jack, i'll have you know i drink 2 things and 2 things only: crystal clear spring water and Delaware Punch.



Delaware Punch is what Joe and friends call a night at Tom Carper's residence.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Marzzle posted:

what is it flavored like, the mind boggles at the possibilities

Chris Coons' massive rear end.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBouRNRYzXo

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



yeah sure

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1352406007343845377?s=20

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


It's Corporate Communism, which is Republican Capitalism, caused by the Republican Elite and the Entranched Democrats, and it is a little like Chinese Communism, but it's actually just Republican Capitalism which is Corporate Socialism.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


there is piss at the bottom of the ocean

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Now you see, Republican Communism? That's just Entrenched Democrats Socialism, which in turn is a form of Corporate Capitalism, but of the Chinese variety. What we need is Democratic Corposocialism, which is the best variant of Communism, barring what they are developing in the Republican Socialism party.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Whig Communism, which is basically PornHub cummunism.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Ramrod Hotshot posted:

its weird how he's just gone now

If you love him, he's never truly gone.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


CODChimera posted:

yes he is

where is he

at the bottom of the ocean, with the aforementioned piss

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


this is not my beautiful president

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

old president was soaking wet, great big old boy, loved him. New guy? Dry as a chip. Height weight proportional. loving cant stand this guy.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Chard posted:

joe biden has never hosed. his offspring were focus-grouped into existence over several decades by lazer-focused capitalist operatives, their death-dates pre-ordained to align with solar maximums and election cycles. he is incapable of the action of loving, he incapable of understanding the concept of loving, he understands only the smell of hair and the feel of undesiring flesh beneath his manipulating appendages

politifacts rates this true

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I called joe Biden a rapist and now my D&D group wont take me seriously.

I'm just trying to cast magic missile you assholes

Joe Biden, much like Donald Trump, is a rapist.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



quote:

GameStop became a “cult stock because of Ryan Cohen’s success with Chewy” and retail investors “appear confident that he can implement omnichannel initiatives that will materially grow their earnings,” Wedbush analyst Michael Pachter said in an email.

My dick is an omnichannel initiative.


It is also a product that you can find at chewy.com.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Prof. Lurker posted:

Definitely my favorite character in the series finale.
His introduction so late in the series was clearly a backdoor pilot.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


PyPy posted:

the Inauguration Day poem was trash. I say what needs to said
I really hated it.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I want you all to know that I have the utmost respect for women, so I only saw Louis CK perform live three times, and not one more time.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


oxsnard posted:

every time I read this thread title I see "fuhrer" instead of "further'

:same:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



we're behind you 400% donald

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Shageletic posted:

I was taking a dump

But enough about the Biden administration

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


pre-op bebop posted:

Thank you for your service.

finally, someone thanks me

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Chinatown posted:

https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1350830979703742465


her brain completely glitched out and no one gave a poo poo lol

HBO paid Pelosi's other kid to make a "movie" where it was just Barack Obama, Bush, and pals reading the Constitution word for word.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

every executive order title will be a hamilton reference

:yeshaha:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a.lo posted:

why doesn't seth rogen maybe make a good movie

too busy #DESTROYING on twitter dot cum

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Omnicarus posted:

She is not throwing away her shot!
She is not throwing away her shot!
She's just like her country
She's young, scrappy and hungry
And she is not throwing away her shot!
She gonna get a candidacy to presidency
She prolly shouldn't brag, but dag, she amaze and astonish
The problem is she's got a lot of poems but no proseish
She gotta poem just to be heard
With every word, she drop knowledge!
She's a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal
Tryin' to reach her goal. Her power of speech: unimpeachable

hello madame president

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


On an all star, tour of the arts, featuring SNL Legend Pete Davidson, Inaugural Literary Smash Amanda Gorman, Big Bang Laugh Riot and Certified Genius Mayim Bialik, who would get the longest standing ovation?


The pilot who flew their plane into the side of a mountain. :smith:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael posted:

I want you all to know that I have the utmost respect for women, so I only saw Louis CK perform live three times, and not one more time.

I also want you all to know that I never saw Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald because of my respect for the trans community.


There's no need to thank me for my support, but it'd be polite. :shrug:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


That demented rapist from TV is president.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



no the other one

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