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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

LOOK HERE, HEY MAN, YOU DON'T CALL ME BABYFACE!

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

moist turtleneck posted:

dark brandon is so cringe

unless he does something extremely funny after that supreme court immunity case

After immunity comes in, he'll have Ginni arrested for insurrection

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Space Jam posted:

“sarcastically i’m in charge”

Lol

E:fb

captainbananas
Sep 11, 2002

Ahoy, Captain!

https://twitter.com/ZaphodsFolly/status/1783905766208053395/photo/1

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

mawarannahr posted:

Guys, President Biden just dragged Donald Trump :D
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7361617081713888555

dang I get why they want to ban tiktok now

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
horror movie
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7360687804017282350

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

jesus christ

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
oh great there's an official Biden campaign account

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7354184262465097002

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


mawarannahr posted:

oh great there's an official Biden campaign account
not for long

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

https://twitter.com/sternshow/status/1783989207087587519?t=IpsNRYlXS9itYO2UrO8ArA&s=19

This is almost certainly a lie, but be sure to check the lone hidden comment for a surprise.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lol that stern keeps his comments on lock despite his reputation as being a "wild dude"

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Father Wendigo posted:

https://twitter.com/sternshow/status/1783989207087587519?t=IpsNRYlXS9itYO2UrO8ArA&s=19

This is almost certainly a lie, but be sure to check the lone hidden comment for a surprise.

i cant, so i wont :colbert:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Delta-Wye posted:

i cant, so i wont :colbert:

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

They're gonna rehash that bit during the election but it's figuring out if you're pulling on trump or biden

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
This guy has got good brain
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2024/04/25/remarks-by-president-biden-on-the-chips-and-science-act-syracuse-ny/

quote:

As was mentioned, it’s the size of — going to be the size of 40 football fields — 40 — big enough to fit four Carrier Domes inside and still have space leftover.

Today, I’m pleased to announce we’re building on that commitment with a landmark preliminary agreement between my administration and Micron, a major chip manufacturer, which is building these fabs here in Upstate New York: $6.1 billion in chips funding paired with $125 billion from Micron to build these facilities here in New York and near Micron headquarters in Idaho.

So far from — not far from here, in Clay, New York, it’s going to help build two to four manufacturing facilities planned by Micron’s mega-labs [mega-fabs].

In Boise, Ohio [Idaho], it’s going to help build new high-volume manufacturing fabs as well.

These new — brand new facilities are going to produce the most sophisticated, powerful, leading-edge memory chips in the entire world. Each one has — has trillions — not billions, not millions — trillions of tiny features, each 4,000 [40,000] times thinner than a single hair on your head. And I’ve got some very thin hair on my head. (Laughter.)

They require manufacturing precision down to the size of an atom. They posse- — they process enormous amounts of information at lightning speed. And they’re critical to the emerging technology that will power tomorrow’s economy, like artificial intelligence and advanced communications. They’ll make everyday things faster, lighter, smaller, and more reliable. And it’s about time.

Folks, where is it written — when I said we were going to have the lo- — become the manufacturing capital of the world again when I got elected, they looked at me, some of my friends, and said, “You’re crazy.” Well, where the he- — where the heck is it written — (laughter) — that American manufacturing can- — will not be the capital of the world again? It’s going to be.

And today, I’m pleased to announce four new hub programs. One hub in Detroit and Lansing, Michigan, folks will make electric cars. Another hub in Philadelphia, one in Milwaukee will train workers that’ll replace every — every poisonous lead pipe in America within the decade. And here in Syracuse — the Syracuse region, a new hub is going to train semiconductor workers for the future. (Applause.)

I ignited a ma- — it ignited a manufacturing boom, a clean-energy boom, a semiconductor boom nationwide. And it’s clear we have the strongest economy in the world, and that’s a fact.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
project idea for unemployed goons: obtain a collection of Biden speeches over the years and plot [how many corrections] have had to be made over time

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Politicians can never keep their promises.

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
President Bye-den? More like President Bye-Bye!

Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

Still can’t believe the dems are running a literal dementia candidate and then pretending there’s nothing wrong with him.

Like get literally anyone else if you don’t wanna deal with trump winning and refusing to leave afterwards

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Democrats are so talented that they could lose to him in 2024 and come back and lose again in free & fair elections in 2028 for a third Trump term.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


I assume this is after a 13-person Supreme Court overturns the 22nd Amendment in 2027

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Current SCOTUS would decline to keep an ineligible candidate off the ballot.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

all of this is rather cringe

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

uh oh biden misplaced his wooden leg

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

all of this is rather cringe



instead of prompting lovely algorithms, he should be getting me my $600

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

all of this is rather cringe



president Longarms and his conjoined twin, Barksdale

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

all of this is rather cringe


"I lost my left leg figthing the German in the Somme, fat!"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

moist turtleneck posted:

Howard Stern got really into covid bunkering so he will now live forever like new Vegas Mr house

AI Chatbot Howard Sdurr

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

all of this is rather cringe



"I'm Joe Biden, and as a one legged man I want to know I can count on you for your support when I participate in the rear end-kicking contest this November."

Major is seen running through the back and foreground with a wooden leg in his mouth.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I'd vote for joe no matter how old he is or how many people/animals he's integrated into his eldritch chimeric form

-the us voter

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Toplowtech posted:

"I lost my left leg figthing the German in the Somme, fat!"

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1299184932384768001

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://x.com/MavenNavarro1/status/1785785576571994299

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


🤝

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
The great uniter

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



they're saying let's go Brandon

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
I was saying BOOden

Nitevision
Oct 5, 2004

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Ah!!! My Polls!! Ze Triangulation does nothing!

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