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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
:siren: 56k alert! The 2020 Kellies nominations are now live! :siren:

(I am now going through and manually timging as appropriate)

Notes: I removed or condensed a couple categories because they got no or only one nomination. Listed dates are posting date for the image. First person to nominate a cartoon will get credit in the awards. Unless otherwise stated, any text following a nominee is context from its original posting or nomination.

Voting will continue until March 26.

How to vote
  • Each category has a letter or letter combo, and each cartoon has a number.
  • Make a post with the number of each entry you're voting for and what category it's in. I'll take either the letter or the category name.
  • You get one vote per category. If you want to change your vote or add a vote in a category you haven't already voted in, please edit your existing post!

NEW THIS YEAR! Prizes
The creator of the winning "Best Edit/Parody" and the user with the most winning nominations will both receive a forums upgrade of their choice!

Special Ks!
Let me know if any cartoonists from 2020 deserve special awards, such as for dying or retiring!

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Mar 10, 2021

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE
A-4

B-13

C-39

COV-43

G-56

L-91

MI-112

O-116

P-132

R-144

TG-158

TR-160

WD-168

WO-176

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that
Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon Category A
A-4

Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon (general) Category B
B-13

Worst Caricature Category C
C-35

Worst Gaslighter Cartoon Category G
G-70

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon Category L
K-90

Worst Label Category LB
LB-104

Worst Obituary Cartoon Category O
O-116

Best Edit/Parody Category P
P-130

Most Easily Reinterpreted Category R
R-150

Worst Cartoon about Terrorism Category TR
TR-161

Most Willfully Dense Category WD
WD-174

Worst Overall Category WO
WO-177

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy
A-3

B-13 - 31 gets a dishonorable mention, but it's the big lips on the guy looting that really make this extra special

Cov-44

G-65

L-103 - "comic sans ... aaaand ... done!"

LB-104 - when your label almost doesn't fit in the entire box for that panel

MI-112

O-113 - bonus points for the wrong year

P-130

R-151 - that shopper has his priorities down

TG-158

TR-161 - putting "I WANT BLOOD" in all caps right before a riot that kills a bunch of people, nice

WD-170

WO-178 - fuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooou

Editing in a couple reasons that nobody will read!

spacing in vienna fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Mar 10, 2021

barometz
Feb 14, 2010
I usually try and explain my choices in these threads, but, eh, this year's are quite a thing, I don't think I have the energy to go into much detail about all of them. (Also, I doubt anyone really cares about my stupid reasoning much.)

A-3
Honestly, none of these seem especially interesting to me in their Thing Happened-iness by the usual standards of the awards thread. Is that good or bad, I wonder? Certainly some of the other categories are huge; it makes it seem like last year they were oddly focussed in their vitriol, but I'm sure that can't have been true. I don't remember. Huh, anyway, JRRose's Groundhog/Superbowl thing seems especially mundane.

B-32
Despite the parade of awfulness here, I eventually figured between the 31 and 32. I think I ended up going for the McCoy due to the buck teeth (even if Garrison does have THE FANGS for extra yellow peril tropes).

C-35

COV-44
I was half-tempted to go for that Delonas just for having "couldn't of" in it, but that's not really the point, I guess. More seriously, the aggressive stupidity of Rall's take on vaccinations probably irritated me more than the others.

G-72
There's so much going on in this category, but it seems like this one kind of cuts to the chase.

L-94

LB-104

MI-108

O-113
That Prickly City's an obituary? I've got no idea what/who it's meant to be about. Anyway, while the Garrison is predictably more horrible and the Benson one feels more actively half-arsed, there's something about Priggee's that annoys me. I mean, it gets the year wrong, has no particular commentary, and as a bonus manages to lazily cram in a reference something tenuously related, a song written and performed by a different member of the troupe, that the honouree is on record of not actually caring for that much, which is then semi-put it in his mouth, kind of. I don't know, it all feels rather off to me.

P-135

R-144

TG-158

TR-159

WD-164

WO-181

barometz fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Mar 10, 2021

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

barometz posted:

O-113
That Prickly City's an obituary? I've got no idea what/who it's meant to be about.

It appears to have been nominated for Winslow the coyote himself.

barometz
Feb 14, 2010

Discendo Vox posted:

It appears to have been nominated for Winslow the coyote himself.

I'd say that I'm going to have to look at Prickly City from now on imagining that the coyote's a ghost to see if it makes it more (read: 'at all') interesting, but I think everyone probably knows the answer to that already.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

A-2
B-28
C-38
COV-40
G-76
L-98
LB-106
MI-110
O-113
P-126
R-149
TG-155
TR-159
WD-167
WO-177

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
A-2
B-17
C-37
COV-40
G-82
L-98
LB-107
MI-112
O-116
P-130 (120 is a honorable mention)
R-145
TG-155
TR-161
WD-167
WO-177

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon
A-3. It's not offensive, but... holy hell, it's so tortured.

Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon (general)
B-19. Man, this was a stacked category. There were some that I decided to not vote for in this category because while I'd consider them worse in general, this one I felt was the worst one specifically when it came to bigotry. Even then, it was a real tough choice between a few and I changed it multiple times. Jeez. I'm still not sure but I don't want to look at those any longer.

Worst Caricature
C-38. I... wh... eh?

Worst COVID-19 Cartoon
COV-43. Tough one between this and the Varvel one, but the Varvel one... while it's terrible, it's at least clear in what it's saying. Branco's, however, is an absolute mess.

Worst Gaslighter Cartoon
G-76. Another super stacked category and I had a Branco here but oh no this one really loving has to get this vote from me.

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon
L-95. Purely because I don't even qualify 103 as a cartoon. Many bad ones here, but this one, with the artifacting, and the MS Paint-tier lettering on the tombstone, just makes it feel like absolutely no effort was put into this one. It looks like it was created from a template.

Worst Label
LB-104. JJRose comes in again with an incredibly tortured cartoon and label. Eesh.

Most Incomprehensible
MI-109. As a picture, this is kinda rad. MI-110 is probably the worse one, but it just seems indistinguishable from parody. But that Rodríguez.... why are they made of lettuce? Why is their face a steak? Am I on drugs?

Worst Obituary Cartoon
O-115. Benson gets the "lowest hanging fruit possible" award for this one.

Best Edit/Parody
P-135. Lots of good ones, but this just was the most delightful one to me. Good job by everybody in this category, though. I want to vote for almost all of them.

Most Easily Reinterpreted
R-150. Education helps you see things for what they truly are. A Good Cartoon.

Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy
TG-158. As I was scrolling I wondered how 154 could be beaten, but oh boy

Worst Cartoon about Terrorism
TR-159. Yeah, gotta go with this one.

Most Willfully Dense
WD-169. Hard choice.

Worst Overall
WO-177, easily. Good god, this is a frontrunner for worst political cartoon of all time in how vile it is. I didn't vote for it in the bigotry category, because while I think it's the loving worst, the bigotry was stronger in some others in that category. gently caress off and die, Ramirez.

KennyMan666 fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Mar 14, 2021

bartok
May 10, 2006



A-6
B-13
C-36
COV-43
G-76
L-90
LB-107
MI-110
O-115
P-135
R-152
TG-154
TR-159
WD-166
WO-179

I had forgotten about most of the truly racist BLM cartoons. Most of them aren't even subtle dog whistles just straight up foghorns of racism.

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

A-2
B-32
C-36
COV-43
G-65
L-98 I know Bennett has been in a lull for a long time but c'mon
LB-107
MI-110
O-114
P-127
R-153
TG-155
TR-161
WD-174
WO-179

Rampant Dwickery
Nov 12, 2011

Comfy and cozy.
A-6
B-22 (christ there is too much competition for this one)
C-37
COV-40
G-76
L-103
LB-104
MI-108
O-115
P-135
R-152
TG-154
TR-161
WD-166
WO-177 (die in a loving fire, Ramirez)

EDIT: Man I am bad at getting references right here, my bad

Rampant Dwickery fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Mar 10, 2021

Jolly Guy
Sep 24, 2011
A-3 This may as well have been a picture of a calendar.
B-28 gently caress, this entire category is vile.
C-36
COV-41 You leave Mike Wazowski out of this you hack.
G-70 I had 9 others in strong consideration.
L-91
LB-104
MI-108
O-115
P-120 Lots of great entries!
R-153
TG-154 since I already voted for 158 in another category.
TR-159
WD-164
WO-177 "(die in a loving fire, Ramirez)"

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon
A-6. I know calling Garrison insane is old hat, but this is a person using a cartoon to tell you he's a dangerous person.

Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon (general)
B-17. gently caress you dude.

Worst Caricature
C-36. I was actually waiting for this to be AOC as it would make just as little sense.

Worst COVID-19 Cartoon
COV-43.

Worst Gaslighter Cartoon
G-69. Somehow didn't get nominated for most bigoted?

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon
L-94. This is about 30 seconds of work for literally anyone.

Worst Label
LB-104. You may as well just print the label and skip the cartoon.

Most Incomprehensible
MI-110. Your cartoon is... The world's worst conspiracy infographic?

Worst Obituary Cartoon
O-115. This is laugh-out-loud terrible.

Best Edit/Parody
P-117.

Most Easily Reinterpreted
R-150.

Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy
TG-158. "The Democrats make cops murder people" is a take that defies even brainworms.

Worst Cartoon about Terrorism
TR-160. We forgot.

Most Willfully Dense
WD-167. I agree this is an all-timer poo poo cartoon.

Worst Overall
WO-177. This one is even worse.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
A-1
B-13
c-35
cov-42
G-70
L-91
LB-104
MI-108
O-113
P-135
R-147
TG-158
WD-169
WO-178

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
A-2

B-34

C-38

COV-44

G-64

L-103

MI-110

O-115

P-131

R-146

TG-156

TR-161

WD-165

WO-176

I Am Just a Box
Jul 20, 2011
I belong here. I contain only inanimate objects. Nothing is amiss.

A-1 - Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon - Lester
B-22 - Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon - Garrison
C-36 - Worst Caricature - Kirschen
COV-41 - Worst COVID-19 Cartoon - Varvel
G-76 - Worst Gaslighter Cartoon - Ramirez
L-90 - Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon - JRRose
LB-104 - Worst Label - JRRose
MI-110 - Most Incomprehensible - Even the signature is incomprehensible
O-115 - Worst Obituary Cartoon - Benson
P-134 - Best Edit/Parody - I'm not putting a poster's name alongside these jokers
R-143 - Most Easily Reinterpreted - Branco
TG-155 - Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy - Lester
TR-161 - Worst Cartoon about Terrorism - Ben "I want blood!" Garrison
WD-169 - Most Willfully Dense - Gorrell
WO-177 - Worst Overall - Ramirez

The lack of a nomination for the I Want Blood Tree for worst overall saved me from making an extremely difficult choice between two supremely disgusting cartoons.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I didn't see most of these when they first came out, which either invalidates my opinion or makes it uniquely objective.


A-5 - Adams. JRR Rose gets a pass because he's pretty harmless when he's doing these kinds of toons.
B-13 - Zanetti. God drat, he just puts it right out there. RIGHT out there.
C-36 - Who in the gently caress
COV 41 - Varvel : "but surely my racism will help fight the disease?"
G-70 - I hope Hell is real.
L-103 - That's a tweet. That comic is literally just a tweet.
LB-104 - JRR Rose, with an additional shoutout to that groundhog that wants to watch the superbowl.
MI-112 - Layers and layers of meaninglessness. Biden looks like a sea creature or a kite. A pun is being used, but for what? Nothing?
O-113 - Priggee.
P-130 - god drat
R-147
TG-158
TR-160 ????
WD-173
WO-177 Ramirez is a used condom of a human being.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




I would change my opinion as I scrolled down but some I had to double-check to make sure.

Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon: A5

A person died and this is what you come up with?

Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon (general): B32

I was torn between this and the previous one. Garrison's has even more hosed up speech, but the caricature here is just awful thanks to those buck teeth.

Worst Caricature: C38

Only the age feels like Pelosi, it's otherwise indecipherable as her without the "quote".

Worst COVID-19 Cartoon: COV41

Implying it's immigrants makes this so gross.

Worst Gaslighter Cartoon: G52

I hate this. I hate people picking on a goddamn teen and I hate how this exactly who has not profited from loving our planet over. It's unbelievable.

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon: L94

So poorly drawn!

Worst Label: LB104

Why is this even a label? Ramirez's Cal label was close though.

Most Incomprehensible: MI110

A very odd argument to be centrist I guess? The plant/Covid one is clearly Mother Nature tossing Covid at us for being overall fuckers.

Worst Obituary Cartoon: O115

This is so pointless and disrespectful.

Best Edit/Parody: P117

There's a lot of good ones, but this got hearty chuckle out of me because gently caress Stantis and gently caress Prickly City.

Most Easily Reinterpreted: R144

I know what Delonas is but yeah this almost feels super decent.

Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy: TG156

I can't believe what lengths these people go to to dunk on Thunberg. It's ridiculous.

Worst Cartoon about Terrorism:TR159

I can't believe we ever gave Fishman the benefit of the doubt and thought he was just a mercenary because this is so gross.

Most Willfully Dense: WD169

It's been said, but wow. Historical context is dead.

Worst Overall: WO179

I hate it I hate it I hate it.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

I usually like voting on these but I just can't this year. It's impossible to pick a worst in any category. Good luck.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




The Haitian posted:

I usually like voting on these but I just can't this year. It's impossible to pick a worst in any category. Good luck.

Same. I couldn't even make it through the nominations list.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
A-6


I know this is usually one for low effort cartoons, but the reading into celestial events to encourage violence is very "a thing happened"


B-23


I was tempted by the unholy alliance, but the bigotry in this one is way worse


C-38


Not just unrecognizable, but looks like crackhead shaky fingers


COV-44


42 was tempting, but at least that one doesn't downplay the danger for americans or encourage people to not get vaccinated


G-65


I thought something about democrats supposedly stealing the election would win but… yeah


L-94


Not just the laziest cartoon but the laziest attempt to manufacture a scandal.


 LB-107


Hey, an easy one


 MI-112


That's pretty incomprehensible


O-116


Another easy one. Usually this category is incomprehensible maudlin poo poo rather than the literal grim reaper dragging the subject away kicking and screaming while the cartoon's protagonist licks his lips at the spoils.


P-130


Although I don't know if 129 came up with the joke originally….


R-146


But 151 was pretty great


 TG-158


Easy one


 TR-161


Easy one


 WD-171


Color me extremely surprised that there aren't way dumber cancel cartoons.


WO- Write-in!


The tree of liberty one is obviously the worst overall of the year

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


A-3

B-17

C-35

COV-43

G-70

L-90

LB-104

MI-112

O-116

P-130

R-144

TG-158

TR-161

WD-169

WO-177 I don't have time to comment on most of these votes, but this one is the entire reason I'm voting at all. It's possibly the most vile political cartoon I've ever seen. gently caress you, Ramirez.

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
I used to love going through the old awards each year, so here's my uninformed European perspective on these abominations:

A-3

Haha! Superbowl is definitely a thing. Good use of tail-less beaver

B-22

Thirteen or thirty four came close, or indeed all of them were pretty close, but this is justso visually disgusting and willfully closed minded and ignorant I had to vote it


C-36

His work just always looks so boring and poo poo to me and this is no exception

COV-42

Sigh, just gently caress this guy.

G-46

My "just leave GT the gently caress alone you do-nothing, projecting, talentless, right-wing hacks" vote.


L-98

This and the Garrison were a spectacularly underwhelming pile of nothing


 LB-106

....ifornia? Am I right?


 MI-108


Hahahahaha! CANDLES!!!

O-116

I had a dream of being carried away by the GR just like this and so well done for being so macabre and tasteless I guess. What's up with Grim's boots as well?


P-120

Lol


R-147

Oh thank goodness.


Side note: I am always amazed by the incompetence of cartoonists in this category that the don't spot their failures, but hey ho.


 TG-158


quote:

Gooooooooooooooo gently caress yourself!




 TR-159

I can only take this as "if you protest from a point of view I don't agree with then you deserve to die" but who knows what justification this fasch rear end in a top hat was really thinking of when he came up with it.


 WD-165

I just want to kill and eat this duck so bad.


WO- 177


For the queasy feeling it gave me, followed by simmering anger that someone could have made this....just awful awful awful

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon Category A
A-3

Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon (general) Category B
B-28

Worst Caricature Category C
C-36

Worst COVID Cartoon Category COV
COV-44

Worst Gaslighter Cartoon Category G
G-63

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon Category L
K-98

Worst Label Category LB
LB-104

Most Incomprehensible Category MI
MI-108

Worst Obituary Cartoon Category O
O-113

Best Edit/Parody Category P
P-123

Most Easily Reinterpreted Category R
R-149

Worst Cartoon about Terrorism Category TR
TR-159

Most Willfully Dense Category WD
WD-166

Worst Overall Category WO
WO-179

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Discendo Vox posted:

Nominations and Voting

Voting will continue until March 26.

How to vote
Each category has a letter or letter combo, and each cartoon has a number.
Make a post with the number of each entry you're voting for and what category it's in. I'll take either the letter or the category name.
You get one vote per category. If you want to change your vote or add a vote in a category you haven't already voted in, please edit your existing post!

NEW THIS YEAR! Prizes
The creator of the winning "Best Edit/Parody" and the user with the most winning nominations will both receive a forums upgrade of their choice!

Kellies Kategories and Nominees
Notes: I removed or condensed a couple categories because they got no or only one nomination. Listed dates are posting date for the image. First person to nominate a cartoon will get credit in the awards. Unless otherwise stated, any text following a nominee is context from its original posting or nomination.

Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon Category A
A-1

Mike Lester, 1/18/2020

Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon (general) Category B

B-12

Zanetti, 4/30/2020


Worst Caricature Category C

C-35

Ramirez, 2/5/2020
Those Generic Angry Football Players are bad enough, but Jesus Christ, I think Ramirez had a stroke while he was drawing Schumer.


Worst COVID-19 Cartoon Category COV

COV-43

Branco

Worst Gaslighter Cartoon Category G



G-70

Branco, 6/6/2020
Gooooooooooooooo gently caress yourself!

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon Category L

L-102

Kirschen

Worst Label Category LB

LB-107

Pat Cross, 12/12/2020

Most Incomprehensible Category MI

MI-112

Ramirez

Worst Obituary Cartoon Category O


O-116

Garrison, 9/19/2020



Best Edit/Parody Category P

P-118

Ague Proof, 1/1/2020



Most Easily Reinterpreted Category R


R-149

Ramirez, 9/9/2020


Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy Category TG


TG-158

Branco, 6/6/2020
Gooooooooooooooo gently caress yourself!

Worst Cartoon about Terrorism Category TR

[
TR-161

Garrison

Most Willfully Dense Category WD


WD-169

Gorrell, 7/6/2020
This is such a monumentally stupid take.
1. The Declaration of Independence does not have the force of law.
2. Those words didn't historically stop slavery, segregation, and lynching, and they aren't stopping police brutality or economic inequality today.

Worst Overall Category WO

WO-177

Ramirez, 8/27/2020
Y'know what, I want to make sure. This is goddamn vile.
a sighting of the rare Instant Gaybie
Reminder that Ramirez won the 2014 overall worst gaybie for a cartoon on the same freaking subject. I won’t post it for your collective sanity.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
A-4
B-10
C-35
COV-44
G-70
L-95
LB-104
MI-110
O-115
P-123
R-150
TG-155
TR-159
WD-164
WO-179

Arbetor
Mar 28, 2010

Gonna play tasty.

A-4 - Two things happened! In a greenish void!
B-33 - Ya'know what, it is a dark horse, but damnit, that is a Flatwoods Monster and I can't let it go unmentioned.
C-35 - Every part of this is the worst caricature.
COV-41 - Racism, and the vilification of Mike from Monsters Inc.
G-51 - Oh, yep, some rain, that will bring all those dead koalas back to life and turn them into happy dancing cartoon characters.
L-96 - As much as I hate him and his politics, Ramirez usually puts effort into his cartoons, so when he shits out one of these, it stands out more than a lazy Branco or Kirschen.
LB-106 - Bad label on a conceptually lazy cartoon.
MI-108 - This is the only one that I really, truly, do not get. The others are pointless, amateurish, or have dumb puns, but this is A Thing Happened where the thing that happened has nothing to do with the subject.
O-113 - Screwed up date, lazy reference, and Always Look on the Bright Side of Life was Eric Idle's.
P-135 - Soft spot for the word Dragula.
R-153 - I would support banning Ramirez from this category, he is too good at this.
TG-156 - So much hatred for a child.
TR-161 - Go on Ben. You are a patriot, you step up first.
WD-164 - Whole lot of context being ignored here.
WO-175 - I skipped it in the categories it was in, but it is just so bad. Ugly art, pussy hat, cat Ilhan, labels, any day now, and apparently some of Macron's Islamo-leftism.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
A-1
B-13 but goddamn is it hard to choose
C-38
COV-41
G-76
L-95
LB-104
MI-108
O-115
P-123
R-152
TG-158
TR-161
WD-169
WO-177

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
I'm just going to write numbers this time. I don't have the strength to discuss my choices this year.

A-6
B-14
C-36
COV-43
G-62
L-102
LB-104
MI-112
O-113
P-129 and 130
R-142
TG-158
TR-160
WD-169
WO-180

nonrev
Jul 15, 2012




A-4
B-31
C-38
COV-43
G-62
L-90
LB-104
MI-112
O-113
P-135
R-153
TG-156
TR-159
WD-165
WO-178

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!
A-2
B-31
C-36
COV-40
G-65
L-96
LB-104
MI-109
O-115
P-126
R-150
TG-158
TR-159
WD-170
WO-178

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.
A-2. Wow.

B-7 but holy poo poo is it hard to decide between this and 13, 31, etc... Naked transphobia or naked racism, take your pick.

C-38. Who is this woman quoting Pelosi? I don't know.

COV-41 for casually mixing in racism.

G-89 but I do admit this vote is biased based on what I can personally observe not being the case.

L-93 honestly i can't really put any effort into this one.

LB-104 and it's not close.

MI-112 ???

O-113

P-120, "subtle" and great.

R-142 Jackpot! Everyone knows the jackpot is the desired result! At least draw snake eyes or something if you want to go with the gambling theme.

TG-158 is a comment really needed?

WD-169 for reasons stated.

WO-179 Yeah the Ramirez is horrible but this, this is going a step beyond the horrible.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


A-2
B-17 - hardest category of them all. Jesus loving Christ.
C-37
COV-42
G-70
L-97
LB-104
MI-112
O-116
P-117
R-152 - made me LOL reading it as the boomer idiot getting his just desserts :3:
TG-158 - gently caress YOU
WD-167 - I'll vote this as many times as possible
WO-177 - gently caress Ramirez. I didn't choose him for too many other characters, so gently caress him here. Just gently caress him.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
A-2

lazy: this just sucks

I wanted to vote for this one because it's so crazy and I love it but it's actually awesome and high effort. Idk something about the way Garrison just expects us to side with the demonic possessed tree baying for human blood, like we're supposed to be mad at Trump for not serving the murderous will of some eldritch horror born under crossed stars.

It's so grand

B-17

Drawing an orphaned daughter blaming her father for his own murder fuuuuck you
And gently caress whoever nominated this, now I had to see it again and I'm gonna be mad all night

C-36
because I couldn't even tell it was supposed to be Pelosi without reading the text

COV-44

because it's just so loving stupid, the vaccine does not feel like having covid because covid kills people
I'm surprised there weren't more nominees I wish I had put some in

G-62

no true capitalism

L-98

LB-104

MI-112

huh

O-113

P-135

lmao no comment I just wanted to post it again

R-143

yes

TG-157

we did cure it you stupid gently caress, we got a vaccine in 9 months, we could have saved all those lives

TR-161
oh gently caress yeah I can vote for Nyarlothep Tree after all

WD-164

lol royalists whining that royalty is acting a wee bit entitled!

WO-177
seriously gently caress this cartoon and gently caress Ramirez yall know which one

honorable mention

it's really stupid and awful but it's so stupid I just can't get mad at it. Ramirez pretending like he cares for Floyd's children as he smears their dad though, what a oval office. If the cops murdered Floyd's kids tomorrow he'd be making GBS threads all over their bodies too.

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Mar 26, 2021

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
A-2
B-13
C-38
COV-42
G-81
L-95
LB-107
MI-109
O-115
P-119
R-149
TG-158
WD-167
WO-179

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
A-5
B-14
C-38
COV-41
G-64
L-95
LB-107
MI-112
O-115
P-135
R-140
TG-158
TR-159
WD-166
WO-177

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
A-3

B-13

C-38

COV-41

G-64

L-100

LB-104

MI-108

O-115

P-135

R-145

TG-158

TR-159

WD-165

WO-177

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
My votes, with the comments I wrote while I was recording the votes on an index card.

A-6: he successfully predicted and was supportive of the insurrection on January 6!

B-7: He has male pattern baldness and a beard, you stupid gently caress.

C-35: Ramirez has completely forgotten how to draw humans.

COV-44: This was a solid category but Rall swept in at the last minute.

G-63: Just openly lying here.

L-97: For plagiarism.

LB-107: The metaphor doesn't survive the most trivial analysis.

MI-108: Alone of all these comics, I have no idea what this means.

O-116: This gets my vote for being the most hateful of the deceased.

P-117: itssotrue.jpg

R-153: because I was literally going to comment about this one after a Ramirez trawl a couple days ago about how terrible the analogy was.

TG-158: most hateful.

TR-159: Terrible art and terrible opinion.

WD-169: If it's in the Constitution then everybody must behave that way!

WO-176: gently caress you, Mike Lester

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