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cruft



Draw me like one of your French buildings.

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cruft

deep dish peat moss posted:

BUILDING #: 1


DESCRIPTION: ???

This convenient combination temple and water jug is perfect for today's active giant priest. Pre-populated with believers in the bottom, just add water to the top and you're ready, set, go!

cruft

deep dish peat moss posted:

BUILDING #: 2


DESCRIPTION: ???

Looking for an edifice that can funnel spirits from the nether-realm, but can't afford a costly retro-fit? Look no further than the Evil Nexus Mk 5! This perky yellow tent with cheerful blue top hides a dark secret: underneath is a built-in inverted spirit funnel! Simply dig an appropriate sized hole and drop the Evil Nexus Mk 5 in: you're all ready for your combination pirate hat / evil curse shop at the renaissance fair! The Mk 5 model even includes a built-in goblin tent on the flip-side, so your minions have a place during the day.

cruft

deep dish peat moss posted:

BUILDING #: 3


DESCRIPTION: ???

Ever find yourself wishing your employees could experience the joy of broadcasting their thoughts to the plasmodic realm? The ecto-tower might be for you! This beautiful structure, designed by famed plasmodic architect Glorble klup Fleegenbulg, comes with a standard GloofulCorp Thought Multiplexer port inside. Combined with a standard 43kJ/s transmodic oscillating power source, this baby can drive its sweet 5-story woofer directly into the plasmodic realm, delighting your plasmodic associates while keeping your employees working in style as they enjoy the Danish-inspired modular office interior!

* Thought Multiplexer sold separately. Plasmodic entity shown for illustrative purposes only. Not guaranteed against plasmodic engulfment. See our web site for additional details and pricing.

cruft

deep dish peat moss posted:

BUILDING #: 4 it's a simple one!


DESCRIPTION: ???

This beautiful yet practical model combines the luxury of a multi-story apartment complex--complete with two penthouses--with a battle-hardened defensible front including dual arrowslits and our patented Monster Face Extruder™! Simply grind your tenants up into a thick meal, and activate the MFE™ to press out a meaty monster face sure to take invading forces by surprise!

cruft

deep dish peat moss posted:

BUILDING #: 6


DESCRIPTION: ???

lol dong trousers

e: on second glance maybe that's for a tail? naw.

cruft


Already enjoying one of our fine DDPM Custom Buildings, but missing inhabitants? Not to worry! Our latest DDPM Populace-inator can manufacture up to 20 inhabitants per hour, ensuring your buildings will house living* beings! Comes with handy Foreman hut for your overseer. Bundle with the DDPM inhabitant orientation center for a complete soup-to-nuts solution for your block!

* in the organic chemistry sense only, full simulacrum not guaranteed

cruft

Hello, OP.

I noticed that you are drawing more than one new building every day this week.

I can't keep up with this, I have work to do.

Your pal,

cruft

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This building is a fuckin' nerd, ready to give you a hug and recite Pi to 100 decimal places! With a cute "fell on my bum-bum" posture and outstretched arms, it also includes an outdoor park, foot-mounted missile-command-style anti-missile launchers, and even a tiny city in one of its four fuckin' hands! Get ready to debate Star Track captains with the DDPN Fuckin' Nerd!

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