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Draw me like one of your French buildings. |
# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 19:25 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:09 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:BUILDING #: 1 This convenient combination temple and water jug is perfect for today's active giant priest. Pre-populated with believers in the bottom, just add water to the top and you're ready, set, go! |
# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 19:27 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:BUILDING #: 2 Looking for an edifice that can funnel spirits from the nether-realm, but can't afford a costly retro-fit? Look no further than the Evil Nexus Mk 5! This perky yellow tent with cheerful blue top hides a dark secret: underneath is a built-in inverted spirit funnel! Simply dig an appropriate sized hole and drop the Evil Nexus Mk 5 in: you're all ready for your combination pirate hat / evil curse shop at the renaissance fair! The Mk 5 model even includes a built-in goblin tent on the flip-side, so your minions have a place during the day. |
# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 19:31 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:BUILDING #: 3 Ever find yourself wishing your employees could experience the joy of broadcasting their thoughts to the plasmodic realm? The ecto-tower might be for you! This beautiful structure, designed by famed plasmodic architect Glorble klup Fleegenbulg, comes with a standard GloofulCorp Thought Multiplexer port inside. Combined with a standard 43kJ/s transmodic oscillating power source, this baby can drive its sweet 5-story woofer directly into the plasmodic realm, delighting your plasmodic associates while keeping your employees working in style as they enjoy the Danish-inspired modular office interior! * Thought Multiplexer sold separately. Plasmodic entity shown for illustrative purposes only. Not guaranteed against plasmodic engulfment. See our web site for additional details and pricing. |
# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 19:39 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:BUILDING #: 4 it's a simple one! This beautiful yet practical model combines the luxury of a multi-story apartment complex--complete with two penthouses--with a battle-hardened defensible front including dual arrowslits and our patented Monster Face Extruder™! Simply grind your tenants up into a thick meal, and activate the MFE™ to press out a meaty monster face sure to take invading forces by surprise! |
# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 21:18 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:BUILDING #: 6 lol dong trousers e: on second glance maybe that's for a tail? naw. |
# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 18:51 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:BUILDING #: 7 Already enjoying one of our fine DDPM Custom Buildings, but missing inhabitants? Not to worry! Our latest DDPM Populace-inator can manufacture up to 20 inhabitants per hour, ensuring your buildings will house living* beings! Comes with handy Foreman hut for your overseer. Bundle with the DDPM inhabitant orientation center for a complete soup-to-nuts solution for your block! * in the organic chemistry sense only, full simulacrum not guaranteed |
# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 16:08 |
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Hello, OP. I noticed that you are drawing more than one new building every day this week. I can't keep up with this, I have work to do. Your pal, cruft |
# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 23:55 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:09 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Building #: 8 This building is a fuckin' nerd, ready to give you a hug and recite Pi to 100 decimal places! With a cute "fell on my bum-bum" posture and outstretched arms, it also includes an outdoor park, foot-mounted missile-command-style anti-missile launchers, and even a tiny city in one of its four fuckin' hands! Get ready to debate Star Track captains with the DDPN Fuckin' Nerd! |
# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 01:29 |