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- Chrs
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they have no respect for anything
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Jan 27, 2021 01:57
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I have seen a lot of kung fu movies, and I would only expect to see violence like this if the building materials either a) killed their teacher, or b) desecrated their dojo.
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Jan 27, 2021 03:03
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- Luvcow
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new season of cobra kai's main antagonist is a home depot
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Jan 27, 2021 03:36
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- Luvcow
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daniel larusso and his miyagi do students (violent teenagers who previously had a karate gang fight in a high school) staring coldly at the home depot while clenching their fists
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Jan 27, 2021 03:38
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- nut
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dissertation on the intricate and prehistoric phylogenetic common ancestor to kung fu fighters and the amish based on a shared capacity to disassemble a house v quick
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Jan 27, 2021 11:50
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- Stoner Sloth
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a bunch of boards and cinderblocks murdered my sensei and i swore revenge OP
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jan 27, 2021 12:10
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- Luvcow
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bruce lee: you have offended my family and you have offended the shaolin temple
2x4: ...
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Jan 27, 2021 13:51
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- google THIS
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Listen, the break is bad, but I can use this piece of wood as a splint until--
(injured Kung Fu guy shatters the wood with a chop from his good arm)
I really wish you'd stop doing that.
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Jan 27, 2021 15:37
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- Luvcow
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*angry Chinese farmers demanding to know who caused the opium epidemic*
*filthy rich European opium merchant nervously pointing towards a stack of building supplies before he boards his ship to sail home*
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Jan 27, 2021 16:03
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- Jerry Bindle
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its part of a long con. a dip and double dip scenario.
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Jan 27, 2021 20:57
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- Khanstant
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boards are jerks, no way to sugarcoat it
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Jan 27, 2021 22:30
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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"students, hit the bricks"
the wise master bows his head, and raises it with a wry smile because all the students except the alert prodigy have gone home
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Jan 27, 2021 22:41
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- Luvcow
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*wide shot of a windowless white van speeding towards a karate dojo, star swipe to a shot of the inside to reveal its full of dynamite and gasoline, another star swipe to the drivers seat where a 2x4 sits propped up against the steering wheel, camera pans to the passenger seat to show a cinder block, tense music gets louder*
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Jan 27, 2021 23:17
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- nut
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those little pigs r gonna be begging for the wolf after they catch this smoke
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Jan 28, 2021 01:40
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- Luvcow
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*kool aid man busts through a wall in a commercial*
kung fu guy: omfg...
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Jan 28, 2021 01:55
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- Prof. Crocodile
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*kool aid man busts through a wall in a commercial*
kung fu guy: omfg...
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Jan 28, 2021 04:33
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Serious question though: is it more disastrous to own a building supply store in a kung fu movie or a fruit stand in a 70's cop movie?
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Jan 28, 2021 04:39
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- Stoner Sloth
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That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art
martial architecture
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jan 28, 2021 04:59
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- Finger Prince
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The Axe Gang took all the axes and this wood ain't gonna chop itself.
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Jan 28, 2021 12:05
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- nut
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until someone teaches these king fu masters the strength of a deep love in Jesus Christ they will never get me in my phone book castle
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Jan 28, 2021 14:50
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- Luvcow
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i supply the building materials to make fruit stands, and let me tell you, every day is a rollercoaster
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Jan 29, 2021 16:24
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- Luvcow
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When you realize your dojo is made of building materials
*breathing heavily, crying while clenching my teeth*
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Jan 29, 2021 16:42
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- Macnult
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new season of cobra kai's main antagonist is a home depot
lol
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Jan 29, 2021 21:17
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