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Mr Teatime posted:On the subject of corporate values nonsense, the company I work for produced this masterpiece last year. See how long it takes you to work out what we actually do. "You may have noticed that we all love to be together" From that level of vomit inducing brainwashing, I'm guessing - subsidiary of Sea Org?
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 04:53 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:33 |
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Imagined posted:It's been scientifically proven that more money DOES equal more happiness UNTIL you get to more than about (the equivalent of) $75,000 USD per year. After that, more money will not generally make you happier if you weren't already. My guess would be that anything less than $75,000/year in most of the US involves some level of compromise or anxiety in terms of wants/needs.* I wouldn't know, but I do know that even at $50,000/year (the most I ever made) in one of the lowest cost-of-living parts of the country, there were still things we had to put off/do without/stress about. Adjusted for inflation that would be more like $100k these days
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 10:50 |
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McGavin posted:The dumb poo poo my work does I'm dealing with right now is that the organization did a bit of a re-org and my team got switched to a different manager. The new manager sends out "Good Morning!" emails twice a week and everyone on the team replies, so I get like 30 "Good Morning!" emails to delete per week. Fortunately, everyone on my team hates this and doesn't respond or else it would be even worse. Can you create email filters? If it's fairly consistent with the subject or some other attribute I'd shunt them into a subfolder (or just the trash) marked as read
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 05:21 |
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credburn posted:I told my boss I'm quitting and he said I'm irreplaceable and I've honestly never in my life felt more... it's maybe the only time an employer has ever shown me an indication of value at all. That means you were being underpaid
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 11:19 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:lol absofuckinglutely not You're wrong, but that's ok - the scepticism is warranted. It is in fact extremely useful in the correct context (which includes software development). Personally I'll happily use whatever tools get my job done faster and with less effort.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 01:58 |
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Takes No Damage posted:This is probably fake but I still tweaked my back from cringing so hard: They're just trying to hide the fact that ChatGPT is doing their job
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 06:09 |
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Salami Surgeon posted:How do you do this? Because when I tried to get chatgpt to write cover letters, all it would do is regurgitate the job description and my resume together with a whole lotta fluff. Step 1 is pay for ChatGPT-4, anything else is hot garbage in comparison (yet still incredible technology). Step 2 is to iterate a few times on prompts until the word predictor predicts the words you want. Bonus points is to use the Code Interpreter feature and upload a zip of your resume and the job description (as text files) and ask it to read them over while planning out your cover letter TheBlackVegetable fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Aug 8, 2023 |
# ¿ Aug 8, 2023 08:06 |
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Salami Surgeon posted:We are asking Vendor A to help us integrate a system from Vender B into our system. We're traveling to Vendor A next week, so we shipped a Vendor B demo system to Vendor A ahead of time. Boss loves to not take inventory of anything. Vendor A sends an email saying some parts are missing. We do have another demo system from Vendor B, but boss ordered that one specifically without the parts that we are currently missing. You're sure you didn't just send the missing-parts system in the first place by mistake?
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 04:32 |
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Chewbecca posted:I don't think it's really needed, but it just occurred to me that it could be perceived as lying by omission maybe? I'd be happy to speak to it but idk if I'm meant to highlight it somewhere In general, you need to sell yourself in your cover letter - only write why you are the best candidate for the job, not anything about why you are not. Your current employment status or lack thereof is irrelevant, only explain what you can provide the company going forward.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 07:50 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:The first job I ever had, there was this guy in my training class that for purposes of the story I'll call John Doe. On the first day of training we got a tour of the building. There was a door right next to the training class that the trainer pointed at and said "Never swipe your badge on that door, it's the server room. You can get fired for attempting to open it." Sounds like he was a plant sent in to instil some fear into the new drones.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 08:29 |
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Weaponized Autism posted:They're recruiting replacements for a much lower salary. Technically true as they bring in consultants who get paid by the hour (at a rate that is effectively 3x salary)
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 21:55 |
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My PTO and sick leave is mandated and protected by law and the company I work for now has an extra paid day off every two weeks on top of that as a perk.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 20:26 |
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Mzuri posted:We've been in business for over 80 years and don't reuse numbers. And contractors are given temporary 6-digit IDs. It's possible they had one developer build the system 20 years ago who's now retired and they're too afraid to make any kind of changes to it / they've lost the source code (guess how I know this sort of thing can happen)
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 04:11 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Use an AI to answer the questions and animate a video. If they can't be bothered to use a real person to conduct the interview, why should you use a real one to perform the interview? It won't be long before someone runs an adversarial AI to generate just the right white-noise images and sound to trick the AI interviewer into recommending max salary and benefits. "Report: The interviewee is 99% compatible with the role, 75% more responsible and trustworthy than other candidates and 63% panda. Recommendation: Hire and supply with extra bamboo"
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 02:22 |
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Atopian posted:Unfortunately it's a largely local, reputation based business. Yet somehow not quite reputation based enough as to put the boss out of business already
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 04:10 |
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SkyeAuroline posted:Just got some info on our productivity tracking software that was being withheld: the threshold for "we start dropping your productivity ratio" is two minutes of inactivity. Bathroom break? Unproductive, ding. Go get some water from the only cooler in the building? Ding. Have an in person meeting or even just ask someone for help? Unless you're using your computer the whole way through, ding. It's even stupider and worse than I thought it was, and management was doing their best to tell us it was ten minutes instead. I had ChatGPT write an autohotkey script for me called wiggle that moves the mouse a bit if it hasn't moved for a while. Keeps the screen from locking and, I'm guessing depending on how well the "productivity software" is coded, might bump my numbers up a bit in that scenario.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 03:48 |
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Are you sure they haven't confused their laptop with a waffle iron?
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 00:52 |
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BitBasher posted:If they are left on the counter, yes! They are fine refrigerated, unlike europe/UK Are they not allowed to refrigerate eggs in Europe?
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 06:37 |
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zedprime posted:Engineering middle manager putting the whole project on blast because someone 10 years ago hard coded an SAP form to use American decimal notation and the English sales department can't send a pack list with German decimal notation to Germany so he posts the Wikipedia page on decimal notation. 10 years ago the developer was probably making the choice of a quick solution that would probably be fine, or taking longer to do it right and risk getting put on blast by some rear end in a top hat middle manager for taking too long And it sounds like they made the right choice, if it took 10 years before it became a problem
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 11:22 |
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LLMs, and ChatGPT 4 particularly, are proving very useful for programming assistance - you just have to know exactly what you want, how to ask the right questions, and how to validate what is produced. They are great tools for boosting the productivity of good developers, but they are just a tool.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 11:51 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:33 |
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Volmarias posted:Seriously. As someone with ADHD that wasn't diagnosed until well into adulthood, it really sucked to wait what were we talking about again? I'm pretty sure I have undiagnosed ADHD, and I've been meaning to get tested but for some reason I just can't find the motivation to call. (I just self medicate with caffeine and Modafinil instead)
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:50 |