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slurm posted:A lot of Norwegians I've met see the US as a primitive country and Americans as savages, is this common? Norwegian threadlurker who has lived in the US here to answer: Yes.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 20:41 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 09:55 |
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slurm posted:What's it like living in one of the like half dozen Perfect Countries. It's definitely not perfect, things have gotten steadily shittier and worse and our big pile of Socialisms is actively being replaced with a big pile of poo poo like everywhere else instead.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 00:49 |
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An old job I had sent me to a sensitivity course because I sent an email to the department that was just one sentence in all caps, "PLEASE PICK UP YOUR STUFF FROM <AREA> BEFORE 15:00"; several people had sent complaints about my agressive tone.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 00:00 |
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I would burn down my boss' home if I had to pay extra for drinkable water at work.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 23:17 |
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TaurusTorus posted:One time I found a half eaten Jack Links beef stick on the floor of the handicapped bathroom. I don't know what happened with such urgency that they couldn't finish the job. Premature ejaculation, obviously.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 22:20 |
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All this talk about e-stops made me remember the water based ride I worked at Disney World where if you ran a magnet along the door sensor on one of the two cast member entrances, it would trip an e-stop alert in the tower, and if someone did the magnet trick while that e-stop button was pushed the entire building would lose power for some reason, meaning a full evacuation and maintenance crawlthrough, most likely shutting it down for the day and severely loving up the Metrics. It was a tightly guarded secret passed down from one overworked wage slave to another, only to be used in the direst of situations because it would mean a heavy managerial presence over the next weeks.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 11:09 |
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goatface posted:I have been known to eat a chedder + nutella sandwich. What in the world
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 14:44 |
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Computer viking posted:I have tried Nutella and spreadable bacon cheese (from a tube) - it's not half bad but also not something I'll be making myself again. My partner is fond of it, for some reason. Disgusting. The bacon cheese in a tube, that is
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 16:31 |
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I have had to tell fellas I work with directly to please not talk to me while I'm taking a poo poo, and they got hella offended every time.
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# ¿ May 20, 2023 16:34 |
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I just feel like I'm at my least sociable when I'm pushing poo poo through my rear end in a top hat, that's a very private moment, it's a bubble of sanctity for my rear end in a top hat, my phone and I.
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# ¿ May 20, 2023 19:26 |
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Invalid Validation posted:It’s because young people realized corporations don’t give a gently caress about you so they act accordingly. Yeah who gives a poo poo. The trials and tribulations of a mid level HR person at Omnicorp couldn't matter less.
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# ¿ May 21, 2023 19:21 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:Yeah, hire all of us for a couple hundred k each, we can think up lots of ways to not sell anything. 1k would do it I'm behind on rent. And I can guarantee I will lose you money
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# ¿ May 25, 2023 18:43 |
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Lazyfire posted:Yeah, the answer we've been getting is "We base our salary increases on the cost of labor and not the increased cost of goods and the labor cost inflation has been fairly low." Like eight months of every All-Hands Q&As asking about compensation changes and getting that answer and some variation of "We are listening" or "We are sensitive to the topic" and then when raises were handed out they were basically all raised by a single percentage point over the usual range. Most of us understand that the only way to get anything beyond that level of raise is to jump jobs or companies, but I don't think anyone was ready for how little they were willing to do in the face of high consumer inflation. It hit me a little less than other people because I moved up a step just as raises were rolling out and got the max allowable without having to have an executive level person approve the jump. I was apparently in the middle scale of what my pay band was and should have been, after four years, at the high end, so now I'm in the middle area of my new job title. Sounds like the business you surely own is booming at least
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# ¿ May 26, 2023 20:17 |
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armpit_enjoyer posted:In a boss' office, there is no place to spit but his face
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# ¿ May 28, 2023 13:42 |
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madeintaipei posted:Old friend with a new job: Sorry bout your dumb racist friend I guess
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 05:33 |
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credburn posted:My boss is really open about the amount of fraud she is committing. She owns two convenience stores; one that's super nice and performs well and this busted barely functioning thing I work at. I learned yesterday that the only reason the store I work at exists is because she uses the good store to buy like half the product from the bad store. Her goal is to keep both stores alive for three more years so she can sell both and retire. I've worked there since September and since then we've hired more than ten people and of those ten people, nine have quit or been fired, usually within one or two days of being hired. We've been at negative-one employees needed to even run the store since I started. We've been at -2 employees most of the time. Fortunately there was a single person who decided to keep their job, so we're at a nice -1 employees; not enough to keep the store running, definitely not enough to keep the place clean. Fortunately my boss has a bunch of kids she can force to work there without paying them. I'm generally speaking no rat, but you couldn't pay me money not to try to gently caress over this person as hard as I could.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 16:34 |
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Lmao
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 19:41 |
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credburn posted:I told my boss I'm quitting and he said I'm irreplaceable and I've honestly never in my life felt more... it's maybe the only time an employer has ever shown me an indication of value at all. Good, now, burn the place down as you leave.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 13:28 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:I know I'm preaching to the choir here but this is the most self-inflicted bullshit problem for an office to have. There'd be no need for a policy to handle someone claiming a desk for themselves in perpetuity if they weren't hot desking to begin with. The last in-office job I had I had a cubicle with a desk in it, it was my cube and my desk and the topic of "who keeps sitting at this desk" never came up because the answer is me, I'm the one at this desk. Goddamn. Yeah well some executive needs to be seen as a doer so hot desking it is
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 23:45 |
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tinytort posted:Dumb things my work is doing: I marked myself as unavailable to work this Sunday, months ago. Despite this, I'm on the schedule for a 10:30 to 5:30 shift on Sunday. This is a problem, since I marked myself unavailable because I got tickets for Comicon, and Sunday - the last day - is 10 to 4. Sounds like your manager failed to do the one thing they are paid to do. Go to comiccon and then quit
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 09:50 |
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drat, she had to do two whole things in one week? You're lucky you're not in jail.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 15:42 |
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Tarkus posted:The assertion that the output from, say, GPT4 is just word salad nonsense is just simply not true. When I was playing with GPT2 and 3 I thought the same thing but with the latest version it has turned out to be an extremely useful tool. I have done the following things with it: You sound like a blockchain enthusiast.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 19:42 |
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reignonyourparade posted:Blockchains do nothing and OP is very much describing it doing things, even if you don't think it does those things very well, so no they really don't, at all They do, though
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 21:18 |
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Randy Travesty posted:No. My boss was actually my friend and it's a move that is going to tank my entire org, in a really stupid work-coup. It's bad, I'm now missing about half my team for vague reasons and just pulled an 11 hour day on a Friday. Why would you put in 11 hours of work on a friday for a terrible company you want to leave?
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 07:12 |
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Ok well, fine I guess. sorry hope everything works out
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 13:43 |
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MonkeyHate posted:Lol. Reminded me that my old boss used to ask this one same question at the end of every interview. He’d tell this looong shaggy dog story about things going wrong at work and all reasonable attempts to fix it failing and it’s a technical and professional nightmare with no good answer and right when the interviewee is ready for the “what do you do to handle it” question, he instead ends it with “you fix it and your team goes to the bar to celebrate - so what do you order?” Lmfao that is brutal
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 11:58 |
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Examples of going above and beyond: occasionally willing to work overtime at 2.5x
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 17:48 |
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Elviscat posted:My dad worked as an engineer for SCL, and chose the lower predeceased option on his pension, and Holy loving poo poo has that decision been a boon to our family. Dad died pretty young, around his 65th birthday, and his pension going to Mom means, essentially, that my brother and I will never have to support her financially, which we would at any cost, but instead she can spend their savings on touring the world while she's able, and when she gets too old to live on her own, we'll be able to sell her house and get her the best possible care. She'll probably make more than a million dollars off that pension, based on how great a health she's in right now, that's a million my brother and I can put in our lovely 401ks. Let me know if/when you break up
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 10:36 |
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If your boss gives you two extra jobs to do without compensation, reduce your actual work by 2/3rds. Work slower and worse.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 12:29 |
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I did a short stint as a call center drone a decade or so back, slinging iphones to retirees, and the scumbag boss started "Formal Fridays" where we had to "dress for the real job we wanted" which I think is psychological torture? loving suiting up for 8 hours in a call center on a friday? Insane poo poo. Scumbag boss was exempt of course, he already had a "real job". And his chief underling spent all day every day trying to rope us (a bunch of 18-22 year olds) into some incredibly shady real estate thing he had going on in Brazil???
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 17:25 |
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RocketMermaid posted:Thankfully I think the brewing industry has collectively refused to touch rap since Golden Road embarrassed themselves after ABI acquired them, but I would 100% laugh off any attempt to make me participate in such useless motivational consultant fever dreams. Quit and watch it burn down in a week?
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 21:44 |
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RocketMermaid posted:Mind you, this is the same staff that served a beer from one of our brite tanks for a full weekend without realizing somebody had turned off its regulator and came close to pulling vacuum on it recently. How half a dozen bartenders and owners went through and didn't realize "hm, this isn't pouring right!" absolutely baffles me. It's like everybody stopped paying loving attention over the last month, and now that the other brewer left to open a place elsewhere it's solely up to me to make sure the owners and bartenders don't hurt themselves or something. Why do you give a poo poo if the owners hurt themselves
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 23:01 |
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Sounds like a good time to step back and do the absolute barebones minimum!
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 23:06 |
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Wish I had learned that lesson 20 years ago: never work hard, never try to help, always gently caress over your coworkers if it will benefit yourself
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 19:00 |
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Your former coworkers are all living safe and happy on a farm in upstate Singapore
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 17:43 |
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Ironhead posted:Yeah, it is, and we are doing three weeks of shows. But they only budgeted for two weeks of labor. We've already sold tickets for the third week. Easy solve, just don't show up on day 15?
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 23:02 |
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Chocobo posted:On that subject, my workplace just had its first multiple amputation the other day. Limbs or digits
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2023 10:20 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:lol new WaPo editorial by Bloomberg demanding return to office. He’s got billions would imagine his commercial real estate portfolio could survive a hit. Number can only go up, friend.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 02:13 |
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Powermove is using braille.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 16:12 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 09:55 |
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TaurusTorus posted:So I gotta complain about RFID antennas. Should have let it all go down in flames imho.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 11:16 |