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Rytheric posted:First date Lmao king
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Rytheric posted:So next time you're thinking about buying another minivan, why not consider a helicopter instead? If you really wanna impress the thread find a way to put a firepit in one of those helicopters
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Sab Sabbington posted:If you really wanna impress the thread find a way to put a firepit in one of those helicopters Please thats simple. Everyone knows you're suppose to afix a flaming 55-gallon barrel to each sides of the helicopter. They help other aircraft to be aware of your presence. Just have to make sure they're pointed up, dont want people thinking you made an apache helicopter in your back yard.
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hi op i am a professional astrophysicist and i would like to tell you that judging from the photos you have provided the treeline in your property seems quite high so i would advise you to make sure your observatory/water tower is at least as high as the tallest tree in your area in order to get the best use out of your future telescope. hth
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Montalvo posted:hi op i am a professional astrophysicist and i would like to tell you that judging from the photos you have provided the treeline in your property seems quite high so i would advise you to make sure your observatory/water tower is at least as high as the tallest tree in your area in order to get the best use out of your future telescope. hth I believe I have to get rid of all the bamboo. So that should clear up the sky a bit. Anyone need some bamboo? Perhaps to make a lifetime supply of tooth brushes? Rytheric fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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Feb 1, 2021 15:44
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This is amazing, its because of people like this we get innovation, like displaying how many times you have spun your ship in station. E: Find a way of steam flattening that bamboo and you have a very attractive, strong, thin and light material for interiour walls. staberind fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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Feb 1, 2021 15:54
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staberind posted:This is amazing, its because of people like this we get innovation, like displaying how many times you have spun your ship in station. There is actually from what I understand a decent bamboo industry in my state I can tap into if I containerize my bamboo. If I dont sell it outright, I may start making fence posts out of them or use them to fuel the grovertruk firepit.
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Feb 1, 2021 16:12
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Rytheric posted:I believe I have to get rid of all the bamboo. So that should clear up the sky a bit. Anyone need some bamboo? Perhaps to make a lifetime supply of tooth brushes? perhaps learn the art of shakuhachi flute making
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The Voice of Labor posted:perhaps learn the art of shakuhachi flute making great tinder bio material
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Now this is peak creativity. They say necessity is the father of innovation, and you need that fire pit so...
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OP, I like to believe that this thread is sincere; if not, it is truly one of the 11 greatest trolls yet on SA. I wish you well, please don't half-rear end stuff that might kill you. Try this 
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Feb 1, 2021 17:19
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 I would like to suggest a roughly bucket-sized novelty miniature outhouse with which to cover TimberShitter so you don't get angry rodents who fell in biting your rear end as you try to enjoy TimberShitter's services
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Feb 1, 2021 17:28
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I'm excited for the French doors
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And to think we all kvetched for months about some rear end in a top hat who wouldn't post pictures of his toilet, when we had this goldmine poster just out there waiting for their moment to shine. I need to know more about the battery closet in the Truk. Are you using the Truk's engine as a generator and if so have you given thought to just putting solar panels on the roof? It looks like it just has to power a few lamps and like a laptop/phone charger, tops. Drone fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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Loving everything about this thread!
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comforthawk posted:
So here are the building requirement for the TimberShitter  And this is how the county interprets it to look like (this is not infact how it is going to look like) 
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Drone posted:And to think we all kvetched for months about some rear end in a top hat who wouldn't post pictures of his toilet, when we had this goldmine poster just out there waiting for their moment to shine. I will post the pathetic picture of the battery closet later. The wiring is all temporary now without adequate fuses. Right now I have a 1250w tripp lite inverter/charger connected to a 25ft long 13 amp gfci extention cord reel hub that i have snaking through the ceiling out to the back entrance where I hook it to house power to charge my batteries. I was originally using my truck k as a generator, but now its reserved as a back up. Takes about an hour to charge the battery with the truck. The 1250w tripp lite is connected to my exide 105ah deep cycle 31 marine battery. The battery has a 1320 watt hour capacity. I use it to power my cell phone/laptops and roughly 100w/hr 12volt electric blankets. I also have a 800w 12 volt electric space heater that I can only use sparingly for like 15 minutes at night and in the morning to get the chill off so I can get to sleep or build the courage to get dressed. I have a 20w solar panel but I realized that it takes a week to charge one days use of battery lol. So once I buy the murderhaus property, I'm going to buy 400 watt solar panels and 5000w/hr of batteries that im going to leave on the land to charge during the day that I hook into at night. When im not spending the night on the land I will hook into house power elsewhere. I have a fuse block I need to install. Trying to decide how I want to do that or if I need two fuse blocks and a switch since I will have two independent battery banks for the mobile battery and the land battery. Rytheric fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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Feb 1, 2021 18:07
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Rytheric posted:I fix and flip houses in my spar time afterwards. i advise you to get real familiar with a lawyer, 'cause the people who buy your flips are gonna come after you with murderous intent
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Feb 1, 2021 18:21
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:i advise you to get real familiar with a lawyer, 'cause the people who buy your flips are gonna come after you with murderous intent Only fair if he sells houses with murderous intent.
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Feb 1, 2021 18:23
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:i advise you to get real familiar with a lawyer, 'cause the people who buy your flips are gonna come after you with murderous intent I plan do to everything by code. I was a construction inspector for a while. But the main thing I want to do with the fix and flips is to install solar on each fixer upper. I think I was originally going to rent the fixer uppers instead of flipping them so I may have misspoke. My overall goal is to create an empire of tiny house farms throughout the east coast that i rent out on crop share and provide affordable rent to own solar powered housing by rehabbing old buildings. Its going to be a while before I build the capital for all that. If only I can get in on the next $GME.
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organburner posted:houses with murderous intent Doom House Flips, Inc. Rytheric posted:an empire of tiny house farms throughout the east coast that i rent out Will they also have fire pits in the porch?
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Marine batts are kind of great and all, especially for portability and well, marine use, but please get yourself some large lead acids like tractor ones, sheltered seperate from where you are living. ppl I know who have made housboats on old hulks have usually gone that route, with seperate, well ventilated stacks. otoh, this was years aho, I guess marines must have dropped in price since then. Oh ghod; meme stonks, to no ones surprise ever. E: if the land you get is heavilly wooded, you could also make a stationary steam engine to drive a dynamo, converting wood to heat/electricity for overcast days/weeks. or how about geothermal? staberind fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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Feb 1, 2021 18:32
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Using my account for the first time in years to say godspeed OP. Can't wait to see those french doors.
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Rytheric posted:I plan do to everything by code. I was a construction inspector for a while. uh huh
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OP I just want to clarify. Is this concrete thing: currently sitting over a pit, or is the plan to dig a new pit and use the concrete thing for part of it?
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I wish you luck on your plan to die from carbon monoxide poisoning, OP.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:i advise you to get real familiar with a lawyer, 'cause the people who buy your flips are gonna come after you with murderous intent luckily they live in a portable kill room so i assume they have a plan b
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:OP I just want to clarify. Is this concrete thing: It is currently sitting over a pit. The county wanted the previous guy to abandon them in like 2014 (i imagine this one was last dug prior to 2009 before the then existing church burnt down). There is a second one on the property hence the two TimberShitters on the map. The leaves are covering the 6 foot slab.. There is also a cracked third base that someone tried to throw into the creek behind the house. I dont have to dig a new pit until the feces reach 18inch below the surface.
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Rytheric posted:So for anyone wondering this is who I look up to as a role model and model for how I want to live off the land with my tiny homes. This actually explained a lot about what you are trying to do and I think it's pretty cool. I recommend seriously considering a small wood stove instead of a firepit. You want ambiance right? Well you can use your wood stove as a stove to heat water for tea or hot toddy's, or warm cookies something. It's much more functional than an open firepit. Edit: Here are a few options for you to check out. https://mongolianstore.com/product/portable-wood-burning-stove/ https://winnerwell.us/collections/shop-all-winnerwell%C2%AE https://wittus.com/faltovn/ Or something cheap on Amazon, there are lots of options. crazystray fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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Rytheric posted:A wood stove may work. But im weary of opening my doors and having to walk around a smoke stack. If the fire is not in an enclosure such as a stove with a smokestack or similar fixture to route the smoke out you will be choking the first time you light a fire. Just get a portable pit and take it out side for fucks sake
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Feb 1, 2021 19:28
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maybe try something like this
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Improbable Lobster posted:If the fire is not in an enclosure such as a stove with a smokestack or similar fixture to route the smoke out you will be choking the first time you light a fire. Just get a portable pit and take it out side for fucks sake The idea was for it to be like a small grill or sawn off 55 gallon barrel so I can move it out of the way when done. Dont want to stumble out in the middle of the night to take a piss out the back door and trip or knock myself out by hitting a smoke stack lol
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I joined well past the time of GroverHaus and BathDoom and I just wanna say thanks OP for giving me the opportunity to enjoy something like this as it's happening.
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Dynamite Dog posted:maybe try something like this Just be careful sticking the helicopter landing!
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Feb 1, 2021 19:45
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Aren't bamboo-shoots edible and doesn't bamboo grow crazy fast? Sounds like you have a ready-planted source of nutrition already on your property, OP.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:50
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you could put the fireplace in a bay window style outcrop to minimize the trip hazard
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Rytheric posted:The idea was for it to be like a small grill or sawn off 55 gallon barrel so I can move it out of the way when done. Dont want to stumble out in the middle of the night to take a piss out the back door and trip or knock myself out by hitting a smoke stack lol Cut a hole in the floor that's roughly the circumference of a 55gal barrel and use it to make the barrel level with the floor. Save the cutout and put one of those rings on it to flip up and use as a handle. You got yourself a sunken firepit with a lid to maximize your porch space and your safety since you could use the lid to starve the fire if things get a little too hot, if you know what I mean. With that and the rerouted ventilation system you've got yourself a formidable, safe, and versatile fire pit for your truck. and a place to burn the body parts 
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Carbon Monoxide sinks, bruh. Clearly this means you need to put a vent in the floor to have your kick-rear end firepit. ((Do not build the firepit, you will die. Also, carbon monoxide doesn't actually sink, it pretty evenly disperses throughout an enclosed space.))
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honestly, just a vented fan in the ceiling would fix all of this. or, and stay with me here: you could saw through the porch walls and set up a hinge system to let them open out and down, with some flip out supports, and triple your porch space AND make the firepit not hazardous.
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A woodstove is actually way more practical for heating and cooking applications too, with the bonus that you run a lil’ chimney out of the truck and don’t die from CO poisoning.
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