RyTruk: Is there a doctor on this flight?

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Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

The Voice of Labor posted:

that is where the orbs live

# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 19:24

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 14:59

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Rytheric posted:

I'm no engineer. Yet at least. Behmy breaks down reliably. I dont want to do anything too drastic to change that.

Get some prebent pipe from the auto parts store and some claps and run it up the rear and then the side at the back of the box area.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 03:03

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Please do not put a firepit in the back of your truck. Get some solar panels, bolt them to the roof and then get an used RV electric stove.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 02:09

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

What if you collect the smoke and make a smoker of some kind for meats?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 02:25

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Are you going to cut a hole in the wood floor and put down a cement TIMBERSHITTER in your doomtruk?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 03:36

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

I am locked into this thread. Every post is amazing.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 06:05

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Don�t worry I�m staying on top of this. Have you considered a drone instead of a helicopter? You could buy one of the larger ones and automate various tasks for it. Perhaps even build it a hanger on the top of grovertruk.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 22:49

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Deadmeat5150 posted:

So anyone want to start an over/under for the number of bodies on that land?

Current or future?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 23:17

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

OP you should find and buy a used ambulance.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 02:01

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

twoday posted:

Goldmine.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 04:41

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

AOC.

Armored Orb Carrier.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 05:30

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Paladinus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJ3kcBL_Tg

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 01:02

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

You could sans generator if you build a good battery cabinet out of 18650s with a solar array on the roof to power it throughout the day. In fact you could probably generate a surplus of power for your needs. Allowing you to go off the grid longer and make even smaller of a footprint.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 03:57

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Code Jockey posted:

Interior fire pit suffocater
I drive a box truck people immolater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7JnGnMFxmk

Please combine theses, thanks.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 01:06

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Danhenge posted:

Have you considered jumping off a cliff and flapping your wings to see if you can fly? Just one time, I mean, so you can see it fail before ruling it out.

Don't post poo poo like this, tia.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 23:49

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Sidenote for anyone wanting to do this but not in a goddamn box truck. You can buy used ambulances on ebay that you just have to strip the running light and siren off of and they are fully road legal.

You get massive maintenance records, a fully integrated and powered electrical system with batteries and inverters for power along with cutoff switches. A bench seat you can easily rip off and convert to a twin bed. 3 points of egress. A big old captains chair you can keep or toss. Keep the cabinets or rip them out but they are great for storage. If it's a vanbulance it's not a massive bitch to backup but will be smaller without the side panel storage. If it's a type 3 box truck you'll have storage for days and the interior is big. Come with 240 volt inputs for stationary charging

Bad side. The type 3 will suck down gas and typically gets like 8 to 10mpg many are diesel. They suck poo poo to backup, and the suspension is stiff due to the weight of the box. Tires will be a shitload when they need replaced and you need 4 on the back of a type 3.

Almost all of them will be 200k or more miles of hard long distance miles. But by god they will be running.

Quick glance in ebay literally had one 3 hours away from me for 4 grand. And a type 3 at 9grand that I legit would get if I was doing a mobile home. Like these things are definitely what I'd do instead of an rv for traveling because besides needing bathrooms they'd be easier and cheaper to fix with less proprietary parts (everything's based off ford or gm fleet trucks with a box dropped on it instead of a bed) they largely aren't filled with garbage you don't need and are more efficient.

Buy an ambulance not a box truck

Certain Mercedes fleet vans are also very good. Come with 4WD and a bit newer for 8-12k.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 15:28

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Turn your 55 gallon drum into a stove with this simple kit!

https://www.amazon.com/US-Stove-BSK...ps%2C195&sr=8-1

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 15:55

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Rytheric posted:

Taking a break. The high vis is so I distract the helicopters while everyone else runs.

Designated Scapegoat

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 03:29

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Rytheric posted:

but I would have only failed because of modern contraceptives lol.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 05:25

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

sugar mouse posted:

Ftfy

replace all the subforums with links to this thread only.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 04:09

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Rytheric posted:

Rytheric tip. If you've got a vehicle that will sit idle for an extended time. Hook a small solar panel up to it to keep the battery alive.

uh... alternatively disconnect the negative cable.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 04:09

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 14:59

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

I�m in the car industry, did I miss out on wild car chat? And weird wrong accusations from both sides.

Uh besides the cinder block thing, do not do that unless you have a death wish. Actually just don�t do that.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 06:45

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