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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

Someone send me a fukin rtx3080.

To what, your grave? Seems like a waste of money when I could be mining bitcoins with that ⛏️

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

Contrary to popular belief, chinatown did not receive a disk version of the new Playstation 5 console, which would "suck him off constantly" as well as the new hit game "Sack Boy" about manipulating testicles in real time through VR interfaces. Chinatown has NOT succumbed to an addiction of stimulating his prostate and wiener by wedging it into the latest and most advanced gaming console while forcibly stuffing the hottest in reactive controllers into his anus whilst racking up entirely new challenge trophies in 'Sack Boy'. All of these rumors can and will be put to rest once Chinatown returns to the forums after a refracto....recovery period which will show that his prostate and balls have not been milked entirely dry for weeks after intensive sessions with the console that would have spanned entire days.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
If Chinatown dies we riot

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Aardvark! posted:

gonna eat a salami + cheddar on sourdough sandwich later in his honor

Hell yes my dude.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thank goodness

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
got a lil secret for yall

:420: + :coffeepal:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I sometimes go to chinatown to get good dim sum and dry fried chicken wings. Wouldn't want to live there though.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
He’s a cool guy but he doesn’t get “da juice” on his Italian sandos from Jersey Mike’s so I have a little trouble giving him, like, full support, you know?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i dont to to JM anymore because ive realized their sandwiches suck rear end

:blastu:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chinatown posted:

i dont to to JM anymore because ive realized their sandwiches suck rear end

:blastu:

More like Jersey Yikes lmbo got em!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sorry about your bike crash I had the rear axle slip out of the dropouts once while climbing a harsh hill and jam up the drive train and immediately went directly over the handlebars. No injury though. I have some pretty good crashes under my belt though lol.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown just died.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Heard he died choking on the last few bites of a custom made to order FOOT long from Subway and died as he lived eating FRESH rip to a real one (Chinatown)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
died smoking crack

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i killed him to protect him from a dangerous addiction to crack cocaine

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009

by Azathoth
Chinatown Memorial Hospital

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i poo poo my pants too =\

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm not saying he NEEDS to be interred in a small replica of an Egyptian pyramid complex but what I am saying is that it wouldn't hurt. I'll set up the Venmo.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
chinatown is both dead and alive when not observed, but observing him will fprce him to change to one or the other so make sure youre prepared for the consequences

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Wait a sec, if China is injured who is taking care of swirlies on the forums? Who is the back-up? How long til you are back to full function?

I'd think this is some basic forum operation stuff. smdh

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown even more dead than before now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Forget it Jake it's Chinatown

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Chinatown even more dead than before now

Him and Gene sharing a casket for efficiency

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Derpies posted:

Him and Gene sharing a casket for efficiency

Chinatown progressively becoming more dead over time

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
The funeral will be last Tuesday at 9:11am PST. :911:

In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you please donate in chinatown's name to the world BEEF foundation

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Genesplicer drained Chinatown's life energy to restore his youth!!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Meme Poker Party posted:

Genesplicer drained Chinatown's life energy to restore his youth!!!

He is a science man, it checks out

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

forget it, derpies, its chinatown

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Disappointed to learn Chinatown is not, as I had previously surmised, famed electronic pop impresarix Sophie.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Chinatown progressively becoming more dead over time

unironically extremely correct

MinutePirateBug
Mar 4, 2013
Who is Chinatown?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
an alive dead man

MinutePirateBug
Mar 4, 2013

Derpies posted:

an alive dead man

how can you be so sure?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

i dont to to JM anymore because ive realized their sandwiches suck rear end

:blastu:

What in the HELL

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Chinatown choked to death on balls dipped in da juice from Jersey Mike’s

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
go find a DELI































bitvch

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

go find a DELI































bitvch

arent u ded how r u talkin lol get BEEFY

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Derpies posted:

arent u ded how r u talkin lol get BEEFY

Give the man some god damned respect he just died just now.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
True. f. Cover his body in "da juice".

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Here is a video of me playing with my sisters dog, Luke. He has a heart of pure gold and I will protect him forever.

https://i.imgur.com/x3fAFAc.mp4

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