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Camrath posted:To be fair, most of them found it funny once I was able to get the gist of it across. But the phrase ‘terrorist flash-mob’ was used at least once. It's exactly this kind of flippancy that allows Team Rocket to get away with so much trouble
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Julio Cruz posted:didn't you hear, all criticism of Jewish people is anti-semitic now All criticism of capitalism too, because the concept of rich people controlling the world is an evil antisemitic trope
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Stormgale posted:https://twitter.com/scattermoon/status/1361983494801526788 daddy daddy the marxist oiks won't debate me PROPERLY you simply MUST write to the BBC Necrothatcher posted:In a perfect world I would say that, she would go "oh, okay" and we would move on. Sov cit/FMOTL stuff is the Konami code for the legal system except it gives you 30 extra weeks on your sentence
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big scary monsters posted:After all the talking to police chat earlier I am still unsure what type of solicitor you talk to when you've done a crime and want to get away with it. To avoid moral quandaries we can take a hypothetical unambiguous good that is also a crime, like maybe you played Iain Duncan Smith's head like a bongo and he uncoolly called the police on you and wants to press charges. You go on the dark web, and then 6 weeks later a paralegal in beige linens hacks through kudzu into a clearing and kneels in the entrance of an adobe hut. "We need you back, Ace." He gruffly replies that he's done with that poo poo but then his eyes stray to the powdered wig hanging from the wall
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sebzilla posted:https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1kvKponDvdXxE He really does look like he's perpetually trying to poo poo out a breeze block
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Feb 18, 2021 12:08
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Guavanaut posted:They evidently don't think they fought in WW2 so they can oppose fascism either tho, so why do they? So that they can pretend that they did something for which the younger generations should be unquestioningly grateful
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Feb 18, 2021 12:38
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I mean the work has already been started by extending the Corbyn smear campaign to conflate anticapitalism with anti-semitism. It's only a hop skip and an extremely stupid jump from there to suggesting that if you think Jeff Bezos should pay more tax you're basically in ISIS
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Feb 20, 2021 15:49
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NotJustANumber99 posted:The problem is with all this... So what? And Matt Hancock has only recently been found to have done a Widdle Fucko Boingo with COVID contracts. A bunch of Twitter melts get to recharge their orgone batteries by pretending this is a magnificent Toby Ziegler-style dunk on the Tories and then everything carries on as before
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Feb 21, 2021 22:13
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The most recent Chapo had a screed about how there's no desire for accountability in right or centre-right politics because they're just two slightly different methodologies of assisting capital, and so the only expectation of your elected representative is to be "on your team" and own the people you don't like. And if the people you don't like include both the Tories and loony lefty Joebbels Crobnoy, then it's easy to see the appeal of a sensible tutting module like Keith
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Feb 21, 2021 23:29
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Jose posted:Come the gently caress on Tbf he did an ocular pat-down and tactically ascertained the restaurants are COVID free
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Feb 22, 2021 14:04
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I got extremely bummed about the giant shrug that Texas has done in response to the ice storm and started to worry: why wouldn't the Tories subject us to Austerity 2 as payment/punishment for all those lovely free vaccines? There are apparently no consequences for this poo poo. Hopefully it won't be quite that bad, but I do think that this is the last lockdown we'll get. As others have said, if we get another peak, the vaccines will be used as proof that the government "did all they could"
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Feb 22, 2021 22:15
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Pistol_Pete posted:It's like that Times article I posted where the journalist raises the issue that it's kinda the point of the Opposition to want to throw the government out and replace them and Starmer always gives the impression that he doesn't particularly want to do that. I've talked before about his bureaucratic instincts - he treats the Tory government not as an enemy to be defeated but as a rather irritating department that his own department nonetheless has to work with as best as possible, for the greater good of the company. For all that we dislike Blair, if this crisis had happened in 1996, he'd have built a popular narrative of Tory incompetence, cronyism and failure and lashed the government mercilessly with it and he'd have been right to do so. Holy poo poo this is perfect. Sensibly adjusting all the different levers until you unlock fully data-driven end-of-history space centrism, ignoring the fact that most of the levers are guarded by a hooting mop-headed gargoyle who flings skulls at you and fucks your wife if you come anywhere near
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OwlFancier posted:Less authentic if you're liberal brainwormed. When you find the smoking gun, but sensibly put it back where you found it, having carefully wiped off the fingerprints and plugged in an Air Wick 
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Feb 23, 2021 23:53
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crispix posted:i reckon starmer throws tantrums and tells everyone to gently caress off and locks himself in a houses of parliament pantry and angrily eats corned beef out of a tin with a teaspoon OK but after every few mouthfuls he has to stop for a breather like you or I would while eating a vindaloo
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We all thought we were in the dumbest timeline when the yaroo oiks Bash Street Kid got made PM, but that honour actually belongs to the one Keith Mandela Effected from, in which Carpetright and Richmond Sausages collaborated to produce the only android beige enough to make Bozzer appear vaguely statesmanlike
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Feb 25, 2021 01:08
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I have to admit it was the curated safari of normality elementals like Glinner and Tweetman that hooked me on this thread in the first place, and directly led to me being radicalised. But I totally understand that people don't want to see that poo poo any more
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Feb 25, 2021 22:13
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OwlFancier posted:We do have a thread explicitly for that in PYF called IOSM (idiots on social media (we are the idiots but also we post other idiots on other social mediums)) Subbed, thanks
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Feb 25, 2021 22:19
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Feb 25, 2021 23:49
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As the skies weep blood and the earth shatters, a battle-weary Piers Morgan clambers up the mound of twisted dead to reattach the toy's moustache
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Potato Head is a real toy. They're sadly not imbued with souls like in the Pixar film though
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Feb 26, 2021 00:24
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Honestly, it must be so galling to realise that all that lovely cis privilege can't protect you from a world full of cognitohazards, such as a potato without a moustache, that are definitely going to turn your kids into trans antifa
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Feb 26, 2021 00:34
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Melts loving love their nukes don't they? I reckon you could make Keith cum himself inside out with the words "means-tested ICBMs"
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Feb 26, 2021 09:53
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WhatEvil posted:"Sir Keir Rodney Starmer": I loving love me a good anagram and there are some absolute blinders here
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Feb 26, 2021 22:05
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What actually is British nationalism these days? Like, I know what it's for - to distract from the existential dread caused by being a largely superfluous appendage of the City money laundering machine - but what does it look like? Eating a cream tea in a garden beneath Union Jack bunting? Blokes who look like glazed hams drinking pints at the footie? 50 year olds tearing up to Dvorak's 9th and pretending they were in the war? Maybe it's just that I don't "get" it but it's all so dreamlike and insubstantial Fake edit: the news coverage of Captain Sir Tom's funeral answers my question with leaden sincerity. It's got everything: flags, war, planes from the war, Her Maj, Michael Ball, the lot
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I'm making myself very sad and angry trying to navigate the yawning causal gulf between "100 year old man, who did laps of his garden on a zimmer frame because the NHS isn't properly funded, is killed by family holibobs" and "Britane gud  "
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Feb 27, 2021 14:48
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Guavanaut posted:They (and will) can do what they like in the short term, but if "big collaborative projects are impressive and work" solidifies in the public mindset that could be the start of a longer term shift. 
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I'm a proponent of the Boolean calendar
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Pro answer: get rid of a single bean 
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