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classic guava move
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 01:24 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:09 |
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Aidan_702 posted:Captain Tom’s dead, watch plague island go into meltdown Died in my local hospital. Good job Boris you killed the national hero.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 17:15 |
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OwlFancier posted:If he's been sick for weeks did he actually catch it on holiday lol? He caught it in hospital.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 17:22 |
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My nan caught covid (most likely during a hospital stay) and the doctor who visited her at home said he didn't want her in the hospital because it's a giant covid plague cloud. She's three weeks since positive and mostly just got a sore throat so I think the doctor was right.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 17:23 |
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Marmaduke! posted:I mentioned Tom Moore had died and my wife burst our crying. I think she confused him with Tom Hardy "Tom Moore died? HE WAS MY FAVOURITE BOND"
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 17:24 |
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He was admitted with pneumonia.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 17:43 |
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Jose posted:legit can';t wait to see who the labour right put up this time. starmer made sense Jeremy Corbyn wearing a fake beard over his real beard rises from the ashes.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 00:02 |
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OwlFancier posted:Extremely posh elijah wood doesn't like rome. clearly a bitter fan of remus
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 00:19 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Why don't you only keep things on your hard drive that you'd be proud for others to see? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 21:37 |
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Drew is the guy who ran Toothpaste for Dinner (a webcomic) and he and his wife run Married to the Sea which has classics like this
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 00:10 |
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Finally at the age where I'm no longer looking at "18-25" and thinking I'm just outside of that window but now feel like
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 23:01 |
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keith stumbler
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 15:19 |
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It's impressive how Corbyn not being leader has actually made the Labour extended universe shitshow worse.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 16:01 |
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WhatEvil posted:Interesting that the only 2 still basically sound, reasonably high profile comedians - Chris Morris and Stu Lee - came through the same show. Frankie Boyle (post-Mock the Week), Mark Steele, Romesh Ranganathan
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 00:28 |
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It hasn't been released but if she's freaking the gently caress out it implies she was contacted for comment (read: defend herself) and with her usual capacity for taking things in a Normal Way she probably immediately opened twitter and used the diarrhoea-to-text function.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 23:34 |
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The words will continue until quality improves.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 00:07 |
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I think Trash Future (I know you're reading this you fucks) were right when they commented on how they expect the leftist purge but were not expecting how loving incompetent they would be at charisma and media messaging with the rightward shift.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 02:07 |
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The Perfect Element posted:However, I've realised that his voice is very similar to Keir Starmer this is hypernormalisation
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2021 00:46 |
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Personally if I feel uncomfortable when the police come and talk to me I shout something Arabic sounding and run away safe in the knowledge that they won't arrest me for fear of seeming Islamaphobic.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 00:46 |
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endlessmonotony posted:I somehow have developed a habit of just replying "inshallah" when a chud starts yelling at me for being disabled/queer/anti-racist and I can't stop. TBF where you live isn't that low number of vowels considered treason?
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 01:48 |
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TheRat posted:I often feel unwell as a precautionary measure As a precaution he's being rested six feet under soil.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 19:51 |
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Rumda posted:I mean the correct analogy to Jewish people thinking Corbyn was going to put them in camps is to TERF bs, if they are spouting it they are either spreading lies and hatred maliciously or are so catastrophically ill-informed that they may as well be doing it maliciously Trash Future's latest episode with Abby Thorne actually has both Thorne and Bethea talking about the disgusting similarities between the actions of TERFs now and the anti-Semites throughout Europe including under the tenure of a certain Austrian fellow with, let's say 'bold,' policies.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 01:14 |
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josh04 posted:https://twitter.com/LordIanAustin/status/1362183267663896576 the left have a cult of personality about their eternal leader, jormary cobblestone, unlike those of us with sensible heads on our shoulds who know that all britain needs is to make tony blair king
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 01:16 |
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For any of my fellow scroungers on universal credit JSA, I've been waiting for over 50 minutes for my phone call today. Is that normal? Should I report my coach as dead?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 13:50 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:Is Mx a gender neutral (which I guess as the poster above said, isn't actually neutral) version of Mr or Ms? Then do I have the imported language feature for you, Communist Thoughts-san.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 13:51 |
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Universal credit update: my paper record of the meetings was more accurate than the DWPs so when I messaged them they were like "oh yeah the system had you down for 3 hours later."
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 14:28 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:I like that Japan has (afaik) -san and -sama for both genders as an honorific, and then a bit more gendered -chan and -kun diminutives, though IIRC they're a bit flexible depending on the context. Yeah san and sama are gender neutral. Even chan and kun are they're just favoured to mean girls and boys respectively, but even then a teacher/superior will use kun for students/underlings regardless of gender.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 15:24 |
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Man I bit my tongue when Starmer got elected because I was gonna give him a go but he does seem to be rather bricking it. I guess if he promises to hold off the Corbynite wing then the Murdoch press might give him the same deal as Blair, but IDK, Big Tone wasn't this much of a charisma vacuum.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 23:24 |
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CoolCab posted:not a fuckin chance, mate. starmer's warm press extended exactly as far as an election (any election, apparently) and no further. only safe to support the opposition with no risk of it winning anything. yeah, it's only because the tories were self-imploding in the 90s that blair was worth tacking to in this historical comparison, Corbyn being the Foot, Starmer is the Kinnock I guess this makes BloJo either the Thatcher or Major. Except dumb and poo poo.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 00:22 |
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TL note: Thatcher and Major were both poo poo. BloJo is so poo poo that you can call him poo poo in comparison to them.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 00:23 |
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Doccykins posted:congrats to podcasting is praxis for being the first reply to keith's tweet on the news at 10 lmao what
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 00:40 |
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Jose posted:You can rightfully hate the man but he was as not vapid or devoid of policies corbyn????
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 01:17 |
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Jose posted:Kinda sis that you took my "you can blame man not for his policies" as somehow about Corbyn the multiple q-marks was meant to signify a joke the long response time to your post signifies me taking a post-midnight poo poo (it was good)
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 02:22 |
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personally I'm gonna send corbyn nude selfies until he runs for leader again
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 02:26 |
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no I will not CC you or BCC you
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 02:26 |
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prince harry on the masked singer
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 14:54 |
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crispix posted:i remember years ago i was chatting to a local radio personality here and he told me that in the old days the pubs around the ship yards in Belfast had to serve guinness from tin baths, such was the influx of patrons after knocking off time drink enough of 'em and you can help refill the bath
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 16:01 |
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My nan had covid and got the AZ jab a few days ago. Don't think she got symptoms but then her with-covid blood oxy/pulse rate are healthier than mine so she's just got magic blood or something.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 17:34 |
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She's ridiculous. She once broke her arm on a fall and only found out the next day saying it was still sore and got told to ask the GP who was like "I'm pretty sure that's broken" and the x-ray confirmed it was broken in like 2 places.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 17:47 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:09 |
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Some grans are just made out of metal everywhere but the bones themselves.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 18:01 |