UKMT February 2021 - No deal is better than a Baddiel

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

OwlFancier posted:

I got a loaf of bread for 10p today so I think we might have different standards of cheap.

heh you paid money for bread? simply go to the nearest park and battle the pigeons there for their discarded bread scraps.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 07:33

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:26

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

just going to install one of these outside the front door to go off on a timer

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 21:47

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Are we supposed to be clapping for anything at the moment? Didn't they try and restart it a few weeks ago and it lasted one time?

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 21:50

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

it's a doggy dog world

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 11:57

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

bump_fn posted:

who the gently caress is captain tom

david bowie sang about him in space oddity

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 13:55

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

use DBAN to scrub your drives, although it will remove the OS and everything

I say scrub but it just overwrites everything with gibberish hundreds of times

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 15:34

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Borrovan posted:

This week, we for some reason speak to a very immature 25 year-old with completely unrealistic expectations about how his life will pan out.

(I did not read the article)

"How I manage money"

*has nothing that needs managing*

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 10:06

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Jose posted:

typical soft southern shite

have you got your Big Coat out yet

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 18:54

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Guavanaut posted:

Exit poop
Enter soup
Take my spoon
We're having minestrone soon

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 22:41

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

jab and go mate, JAB AND GO!

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 12:11

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Jakabite posted:

Running to the filth is bad and any leftist who does it should feel ashamed IMO

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 15:16

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Pesky Splinter posted:

"Looks chaps, I know we absolutely hosed it last year and are now standing astride 100k+ graves...but what if, what if...we just carried on and changed nothing."
"Oh bravo, excellent!"

# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 13:40

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Camrath posted:

for a completely cruelty free treat

how do I add additional cruelty to the fudge

# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 20:53

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

lol christ, 'the vast majority agree with me, if you don't then you're a goon who doesn't go outside anyway, death is inevitable so give me back my starbucks and cineworld'

# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 13:27

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

a silver lining of lockdown for me is I've really enjoyed all the extra time I've been able to spend with my kid at home that I otherwise would have missed if I'd been working as usual the whole time

# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 16:54

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Guavanaut posted:

lads going down Superdrug at lunch and getting stuff to do that, I don't know what else they expected to happen.

as a kid we had some college students come down to our school to do the 'drugs are bad' talk and when they started listing off various ways to abuse solvents you could see the 'glue can get you high!?' looks going around

# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 12:02

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

stev posted:

Imagine this man in an election debate.

my opponents 3¢ titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!

# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 12:52

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

it was The Male Online from the viz I think

# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 09:46

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

everyone should be allowed to enjoy things, on television or otherwise, imho

# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 13:43

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

don't worry soon Jose will be gone and your woes will be soothed by *reads note* brendan rodgers??

# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 14:12

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I'm still holding out for the 'dead begin to rise from their graves' twist, which increases the Conservative poll position by +5 points.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2021 22:04

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

therattle posted:

I’m drinking more frequently but at lower volumes: a small glass wine or a half or full beer most evenings. Haven’t been drunk for a year.

I was doing shorts of whatever whisky was lying around in between beers while just sitting around watching TV. I even bought some of those fancy omnipollo beers for variety

# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 14:08

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

the easiest solution is simply not to enjoy anything. do not engage with creative works in any way and reap the social benefits

# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 14:48

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

I think its probably supposed to be duck away

# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 00:02

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Jose posted:

I want the local elections to be such a massacre that they remove kieth and to see what shitters run for leadership

'corbynites have poisoned the well'

# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 09:54

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

up the toon, etc

# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 15:05

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

depending on where you live this link might work, I know of a few people <60 who've managed to get both doses booked in

# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 19:20

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

there is no salvation in parliamentary politics, your time and money is better invested in local efforts and projects that will yield observable change in the lives of people around you

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 14:58

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

just found out that my GP along with a whole load of others in my borough has recently been taken over by the Centene Corporation, a giant US health insurance firm lol

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 15:16

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Jose posted:

even sepp blatter thought giving it to qatar was too obviously corrupt and wanted england to win it for a bunch of reasons including that. michel platini though convinced everyone else that qatar should get it

sepp posting

# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 01:21

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

MikeCrotch posted:

Scorching hot take - cooked breakfasts are bad, continental is 100% superior

your heart is shrivelled and cold, your mind barren and your soul bereft of light and love. you have never known joy, and your barbed talon hands claw and rend at your tattered clothing at those who savour the delights of cooked breakfast foods

# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 23:20

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

the chances of anything coming from Mars were a million to one, they said

# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 01:03

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:26

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Party Boat posted:

Ah, a F.A.T.A.L. fan

lol

# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 09:51

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