UKMT February 2021 - No deal is better than a Baddiel

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kingturnip posted:

Labour's infantile obsession with focus groups and political consultants is entirely because they've misunderstood how Blair won elections.
They think it's because he triangulated and focus-grouped everything to death, when actually it's because he Human Centipeded himself to Murdoch's arse and rode the coattails of tabloid approval. The focus groups and triangulation were red herrings.

And they're so comfortable middle class that there's never been a reason for any of them to have their own ideas about policies. They choose the policies that are popular, and they know that these are popular because the tabloids praise the Tories when they talk about them.

this post should be framed imo - it encapsulates why labour is a loving lost cause

justcola posted:

I wonder who people are who end up in focus groups.

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Convex posted:

Starmer is somehow less convincing as an effective opposition leader than Ed Miliband, how did this happen

i think it might be because ed behind the new labour waffle seemed like a quite likeable person whereas keir is quite obviously a complete oval office

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 19:14

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taptam tom's scumbag family are worse than the mccanns for grifting

if that was a working class family they'd have been grassed up to the social for taking that poor old codger on holiday in the middle of a pandemic and the police would have blattered the door down and taken their kids away by now imo

GET ON THE FLOH GET ON THE FLOH GET ON THE FAHKIN FLOH NAOW GET ON THE FLOH GET ON THE FLOH

like that

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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 18:49

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kustomkarkommando posted:

https://twitter.com/endamcclafferty/status/1356650323792789506?s=19

DUP turning further to the right and openly cribbing from Jim Allister.

I'm sure this is not at all influenced by the recent poll that indicated their first preference vote share at the next assembly could fall by 9% leaving them fighting with alliance for second place, with only 1% between them, while the TUV where sitting on 10% (that's +7.5%)

i know you should be careful what you wish for but i just want to see them get their comeuppance so badly. Anecdotally it seems like they have lost the hardline vote due to riding the Brexit gravy train straight into a big pile of poo poo and Robin Swan as health minister has done a lot to win over their less insane voters

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 19:50

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like i had a fair idea keir would be poo poo but :stare:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 01:01

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Matt Hancock is also on an awful lot of coke most of the time, even by tory standards imo

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 11:12

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no way hosay!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 11:52

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i was once in a restaurant in a town in ohio and the menu said walah!

that was about 10 years ago but i still think of it offentimes

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 11:57

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Guavanaut posted:

He should go on Twitter as The Question SC and get in arguments with Joanna Cherry.

*glowers at u and points at wig*

simple as, m8.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 12:56

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I was in the hospital vaccination centre tonight at 6 waiting to get pfizered up and i had to do clapclaps for clapclap time lol

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 22:01

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the gay nano-machines have already kicked in, i just turfed out all my chewing tobacco and led zep records and chuck norris films, i'm into steps and wearing scarves indoors now :sparkles:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 22:40

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what on earth was happening inside that first lady's head when she went to a petrol station :psyduck:

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 12:18

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she was a real life monty python character

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 12:29

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change these days young ones these days isn't like it was in my days them days good old days, we had good, proper change back then them days :bahgawd:

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 13:35

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jesus christ :cripes:

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 10:08

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I really expected Keir when he won the leadership to be sort of milquetoast poo poo - I knew very little about him. I had no idea he was such an utter cretin and would be so spectacularly, actively poo poo lol :/

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 10:20

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mystic crispix predicts he's going to wear a kilt to PMQs next

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 13:29

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bump_fn posted:

https://twitter.com/MassiveAttackUK/status/1357671781952331778

they disrespect our clapclap time taptamtom claps for britain heros!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 19:01

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bajesis you always get one don't you

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 01:00

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Vitamin P posted:

To be very loving clear I don't think any police service in the world trains its officers to murder civilians. Call me a bootlicker for that if thou wilt.

you might want to read up on the RUC and the B-specials lol

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 01:33

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keir is such an obsolete official opposition that it's caused him a veritable epiphany maybe

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 02:23

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he is a verruca

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 03:18

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STOAP HITTIN THAWT RESET BUTTAN YER GOIN TAE BREEK UT :mad:

it really seems like Baddiel and Linehan are on crusades because they couldn't admit to being wrong over one thing imo

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 14:13

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let's wind up the harry potter people on twitter by calling him ed davis imo :hehe:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 12:28

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I was at the covid vaccination centre for got get my plague-ward during the clapclap time for captain tom last week and i joined in clapclaps because i didn't want to be a dick tbh

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 18:46

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Gort posted:

That's exactly what everyone else there was doing too

it occurred to me it might be funny to shout GAARRRON TOM LAD like Michael off Alan Partridge but if i acted on all the impulses like that that pass through my brain each day i would most likely be imprisoned or sectioned in a matter of hours

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 19:38

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jeremy corBIN aha! like the dustBIN of history which is where the old 1970s commie anti-semite belongs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :smug:

# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 10:20

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*proposes green industrial revolution and nationalised broadband infrastructure*

AAAAAAH HE'S AN OLD 1970S DINOSAUR HE WANTS TO TAKE US BACK TO THE BINS NOT GETTING EMPTIED AND NOBODY TRIMMING THEIR PUBIC HAIR LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smug:

# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 10:32

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MY NOIME

IS EHNDY PAWSONS

COWBIN...

IS BAD

:manning:

*audience goes wild*

# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 10:36

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Man hands on property to man
It deepens like a coastal shelf

remind me of the old proverb, say he

*AHEM*

now let m'see if i can remembert right for yiz..

the man takes a drink :catstare:

the drink takes a drink :catstare:

the man...

takes

a man :catstare:

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 11:28

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Failed Imagineer posted:

I never got the "drink takes a drink" part of that, reminds me of these ads you see on pubs

that still passes for drink driving guidance in rural parts in my experience

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 11:41

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is Babestation still on the air?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 11:44

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i'll bet if you really dug you'd find that bloke has eaten nothing but jam sandwiches and crispy pancakes since he was 3, or something like that

just has that look about him imo

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 11:47

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ross kemp should do a documentary going around with those ice cream men who brave the snow imo

i would watch that

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 21:09

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i'll bet that Ross Kemp ( :manning:

) would do a bit where he sat on a stack of a half a dozen 330ml tin cases in the back of the ice cream van staring down at the camera, talking about how tough it is for the icy man in this weather but how he just keeps going - still squeezes that red sauce out of the squeezy bottle onto the whippy ice cream despite his hands being cold and the sauce also being somewhat on the congealed side, because of the cold

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 21:34

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we want go on our holidays we look forward to our holidays every year why can't we have our holidays time sea sand sangria LoL we work very hard all year lads and beerz and bantz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 12:01

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Jakabite posted:

Being a dick about people wanting to go on holiday after a year of lockdown misery isn't as good a take as most of this thread seem to think. God forbid people should be asking whether they might be able to go and do something enjoyable to blow off some steam in the near future.

there are other ways for people to enjoy themselves besides package holidays

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 12:10

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go for a lovely walk

do some research on carparks and drive to a lesser known scenic one - wind down the windows and enjoy the scenery with a flask of tea and a cheese and pickle bap

stay at home and play video games and wash down a yard of jaffa cakes with a few bottles of theakston old peculier of an afternoon

the list goes on, i'm sure

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 12:14

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

People have been fined for this though.

i meant these things as alternatives to going to magaluf or whatever the gently caress people do when lockdowns are eased again in a few months

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Jakabite posted:

Being a dick about people wanting to go on holiday after a year of lockdown misery isn't as good a take as most of this thread seem to think. God forbid people should be asking whether they might be able to go and do something enjoyable to blow off some steam in the near future.

i find it hard to sympathise with people who are gurning about being deprived of luxuries i have never had, yes

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 12:24

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