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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

i've been off this site for so long that sometimes when I make an obvious joke post I'm worried it's going to come off wrong but then i see stuff like this and remember how to laugh at horrible jokes again

also :synpa:

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

RIP Scrunch

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Already missing Scrunch from the TV show Home Improvement.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Oscar Wild posted:

I guess he wasn't saved by the bell.

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
I was this forum was as dead as screech

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Chinatown posted:

Cancer is terrible. RIP.


I am definitely going to hell.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I guess Diamonds aren't forever :(

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Sir Not Appearing posted:

I still can't believe that he used a stunt cock in his sex tape back in '06. What a loser.

Lol really?

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Many will watch his porno to tonight in remembrance.

I mean I wont, but someone might

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
Dudes totally giving out free shitstashes in heaven now.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

according to savedbythebell.fandom.com

Screech is not considered traditionally handsome based on fascistic and patriotic societal expectations

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it's all right
cuz i'm dead and in hell

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I guess Diamonds aren't forever :(

:lol:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Yes.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
screech died in weeks but rush limbaugh got stage 4 lung cancer this time last year and may be the healthiest human being that ever lived lol

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

He was not turtley enough for the Lisa Turtle Club.
Everyone at Bayside knew that Lisa was the weekend cokehound partygirl. How else did she keep up her fabulous wardrobe addiction

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Rasta_Al posted:

Obviously Screech Powers don’t work on cancer

lmao

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
He died as he lived, not being invited to the reboot.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Seth Rollins posted:

it's all right
cuz i'm dead and in hell

I lol'd

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie


This out of nowhere, but so perfect. This made me laugh the hardest out of all the posts in this thread.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell made a good episode with him in it

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I guess Diamonds aren't forever :(

Shine on you crazy you.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I’m sick of people dying. It’s such a loving bummer, why does it have to happen? Why does this have to be reality? Why can’t we all live forever in a universe with a benevolent god, just being happy and growing as people and poo poo?

Ugh

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
its funny when someone dies and the first thing you find out about them is their dick wasnt that big

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I'm Dustin Diamond with sadness
Now just imagine stage 4 lung cancer
Don't ask for your favorite actor
(He dead!) Yessir (Amen!) Church
(He dead!) I killed him (Amen!) Bitch

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
May he get his PSP back in Heaven.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Lemon posted:

according to savedbythebell.fandom.com

Screech is not considered traditionally handsome based on fascistic and patriotic societal expectations

oh. thats...real. thats on the wiki.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Dang it sucks that he died

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

I don't care

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Famethrowa posted:

oh. thats...real. thats on the wiki.

:lmao: thats amazing.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Maybe he screeched so much he got lung cancer

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lemon posted:

according to savedbythebell.fandom.com

Screech is not considered traditionally handsome based on fascistic and patriotic societal expectations

lmfao

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I’m sick of people dying. It’s such a loving bummer, why does it have to happen? Why does this have to be reality? Why can’t we all live forever in a universe with a benevolent god, just being happy and growing as people and poo poo?

Ugh

I mean, they say that celebrities die in threes or whatever, but it seems like there has just been a wave of constant death since like November 2020.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Why is it always the Screech Died thread where I hear it first? :smith:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Rip guy i saw in tv show

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
patriotic handsomeness

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Chinatown posted:

Cancer is terrible. RIP.

He was only diagnosed three weeks ago. Hell of a thing.

Never seen the Fresh Prince so I don't know his work but drat. Least he can see Uncle Phil again.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
screech, screech against the dying of the light

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1356313905757380610

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