Screech died

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WorldsStongestNerd: Apr 28, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

You don't just up and fuckin die of cancer at the drop of a hat.

You die of an open gunshot wound or a lot of loving drugs really fast though. I'm just saying.

I worked with a guy who had chronic shoulder/back pain that he just ignored for a few months because he was poor. When he got it looked at the stiffness and pain was from a bulging lung tumor putting pressure from the inside.

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# ? May 8, 2024 02:16

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

When I was a kid I used to insist that his name was Squeak and now I find myself wondering which one would be the more likely sound he made before shuffling off this mortal coil.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 14:12

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Big Beef City posted:

You don't just up and fuckin die of cancer at the drop of a hat.

You die of an open gunshot wound or a lot of loving drugs really fast though. I'm just saying.

My girlfriend�s breast tumor went from �not there� to �size of a peach� in less than three weeks. She was Stage 3a by the time she was diagnosed because it literally came out of nowhere and had already spread to a lymph node. An internal tumor in your lung could lurk for a while if you aren�t having any symptoms.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 14:41

IT BURNS: Nov 19, 2012

Did he screech in agony at the end?

# ? Feb 2, 2021 15:31

Hasturtium: May 19, 2020; And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

IT BURNS posted:

Did he screech in agony at the end?

Probably more of a weak, hissing burble if I had to guess. Then he fouled himself.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 15:34

IT BURNS: Nov 19, 2012

Hasturtium posted:

Probably more of a weak, hissing burble if I had to guess. Then he fouled himself.

Couldn't even live up to his namesake, shameful.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 15:55

appropriatemetaphor: Jan 26, 2006

What was his character in the show anyway? Like I get the vibe he was just an annoying Dumas? Not a smart nerd type shouting bazinga

# ? Feb 2, 2021 16:17

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Dustin Diamond was Torri Spelling's first kiss.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 16:27

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

appropriatemetaphor posted:

What was his character in the show anyway? Like I get the vibe he was just an annoying Dumas? Not a smart nerd type shouting bazinga

As sad as it is to admit, I have more memories of his character in The New Class, when he became the assistant Principal and was paired with Mr. Belding in some ways not unlike the Skinner/Chalmers steam hams scene.

Can't remember any specific funny moments, but the Screech/Belding duo was probably the most bearable moments of the spin-off.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 16:57

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

They should have the cast of the New Class sing the College Years theme at his funeral.

I'm standing at the edge of tomorrow
From here the future looks bright for me...

# ? Feb 2, 2021 17:03

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

I still can't believe that Scrouch died.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 17:42

Chris Pistols: Oct 20, 2008; Piss Crystals

Goodnight, sweet Stretch

# ? Feb 2, 2021 17:46

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Here lies Screech
He never scrooched

# ? Feb 2, 2021 17:48

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

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Das Boo posted:

May Satan ~~crams him into a locker~~ force him to star in a lovely late-80s/early-90s sitcom for all eternity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXZVVGKrHU

# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:04

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Echo Chamber posted:

Can't remember any specific funny moments,

Saved by the Bell Megathread: RIP Screech. I can't remember any specific funny moments

# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:06

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

Here lies Screech he never scored (a good acting gig)

# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It was no welcome freshmen

# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:14

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Royal Updog posted:

the moral of saved by the bell is if you do meth then you get to be in a paul verhoven movie

say what you will about Elizabeth Berkeley but she is still every bit as hot today as she was in Showgirls

# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:22

IT BURNS: Nov 19, 2012

Let's say it again: Screech.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:25

Hasturtium: May 19, 2020; And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

IT BURNS posted:

Let's say it again: Screech.

I believe you mean Squeak.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 18:51

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Stronch is dead?

# ? Feb 2, 2021 19:26

IT BURNS: Nov 19, 2012

Hasturtium posted:

I believe you mean Squeak.

No, I clearly said Screech. Don't gaslight me at this pivotal moment in history.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 19:33

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

appropriatemetaphor posted:

What was his character in the show anyway? Like I get the vibe he was just an annoying Dumas? Not a smart nerd type shouting bazinga

He would like invent something or have some kind of project that Zach would co-opt into whatever his scheme was for the episode.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 19:37

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Chief McHeath posted:

Stronch is dead?

I'm afraid so.

RIP in Peace

# ? Feb 2, 2021 20:42

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Despite his name, Stonks didn't have diamond hands.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 20:44

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Screech owed me $20.

Years ago he had some bullshit charity drive to save his house and I chipped in. Turns out it was a scam and if I ever met him I was going to dunk his head in a toilet until he paid up.

# ? Feb 2, 2021 21:41

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

The guy seemed like a miserable curr for the past 20 years or so. Existing in a perpetual state of misery, loathing, vice, and ego. Anything in the media about him only seems to have reinforced it. I don't doubt it contributed to the malignancy. That kind of attitude shortens lives.

imagine being called "screech" your whole life, and your only fallback was "dustin."

# ? Feb 3, 2021 04:09

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Oooh I got one, more like Dusted Diamond.

# ? Feb 3, 2021 04:13

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

Cenen posted:

RIP in peace Dusty you died unable to do what you loved most in life: Screeching.

for real though RIP scrunch.

# ? Feb 3, 2021 04:18

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Wild T posted:

Screech owed me $20.

Years ago he had some bullshit charity drive to save his house and I chipped in. Turns out it was a scam and if I ever met him I was going to dunk his head in a toilet until he paid up.

lol you got bamboozled by Screech

# ? Feb 3, 2021 04:54

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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

lol you got bamboozled by Screech

I�m gonna say Scritch still got the worse end of the deal

# ? Feb 3, 2021 05:19

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I�m gonna say Scritch still got the worse end of the deal

Why? Is he ok?

# ? Feb 3, 2021 05:26

Inept: Jul 8, 2003

Wild T posted:

Screech owed me $20.

Years ago he had some bullshit charity drive to save his house and I chipped in. Turns out it was a scam and if I ever met him I was going to dunk his head in a toilet until he paid up.

lmao goons love giving money to scams

# ? Feb 3, 2021 05:31

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Zack lied
Screetch died

# ? Feb 3, 2021 05:39

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Goodnight screet prince.

# ? Feb 3, 2021 06:23

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

Nancy Grace is gonna create a years long media circus surrounding the death of Scrunch.

Everybody knows he was far more popular than Anna Nichole Smith.

They're gonna hound his family forever.

# ? Feb 3, 2021 07:30

Computer Serf: May 14, 2005; Buglord

I. M. Gei posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXZVVGKrHU

is this real??

# ? Feb 3, 2021 08:08

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

He's real dead

# ? Feb 3, 2021 08:14

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Big Beef City posted:

You don't just up and fuckin die of cancer at the drop of a hat.

You die of an open gunshot wound or a lot of loving drugs really fast though. I'm just saying.

Docs missed my grandpa's tumor for probably about 10-12 years, then he died within 4 weeks of being diagnosed with stage 4 metastasized lung cancer. Diagnosed at Thanksgiving, died about 3 days before Christmas.

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Zeniel: Oct 18, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

You don't just up and fuckin die of cancer at the drop of a hat.

Depends on the kind of cancer, if he had a tumor that ruptured in his lungs, the hed be straight up hosed and would die very quickly.

# ? Feb 3, 2021 10:00

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