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ol' jeffy supreme is interested in spreading the word about these here forums and he's going to need all the help he can get, so lets get crackin on some cool ways we can help spread the word about how great we are: - Take out ads on reddit that say stuff like "SA: We're still here! c'mon by... please?" and "Do YOU love pig balls? So do we!" or "Dead and Gay, interested?", the ads should of course link to our threads making fun of redditors - Call into local radio stations and instead of doing whatever their show is about we shout "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM WE GOT THE POSTS WE GOT THE THREADS COME ON BY", we do this over and over until they stopped taking calls - Purchase lists of stolen credit card info off the dark web and call the victims to let them know their cards are compromised and also to please come by and check out somethingawful.com, we need more people please we're desperate its only ten bucks please
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Pig balls tattoo ads.
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Feb 2, 2021 23:18
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Can we make a failing stock go up so that we get rich in the process? How bout Ford? I already got some Ford for my son and the dividend is pretty good. OK, Ford it is. Wait until Thursday. Thanks fellas.
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Feb 2, 2021 23:24
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Make a "this week on the something awful forums" youtube channel showing off whatever funny or interesting threads and post happened. Only semi joking as the thing that made me actually join the forums was browsing the Frontpage and seeing a "I built a homemade flamethrower out of pvc pipes" on the side bar.
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Feb 2, 2021 23:24
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Have you heard of A/B testing? Create banner ads that ask people if they like the letter A or B, but slowly reveal a third option- Goku(?)
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Feb 2, 2021 23:25
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A tiktok tag thats just videos of us reacting to forum posts while dancing
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Feb 2, 2021 23:29
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Ad text: quote:Come visit Something Awful! We created Slenderman!
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Feb 2, 2021 23:30
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Banner ads inviting people to join the goon lifestyle. "cum post my lard"
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Feb 2, 2021 23:31
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please do not threaten to inflict the sa forums on innocent people 
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Feb 2, 2021 23:34
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Cause a dead stock to skyrocket and make goons millions of dollars. It will get all over the media and we will get like 1 million new goons in 48 hours.
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Feb 2, 2021 23:34
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I'll jack off on cars at airport long term parking like normal but now I'll scream SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM while I do
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Feb 2, 2021 23:34
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a Digg button
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Feb 2, 2021 23:39
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Feb 2, 2021 23:40
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Spread rumours and innuendo amongst our friends and family.
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Feb 2, 2021 23:41
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the hot new slogan "no longer run by an abuser, probably!"
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Feb 2, 2021 23:41
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hire those people who call me everyday about medicare or insurance or whatever. have them ask if people are registered and walk them through the process if not, make it sound like theres a penalty for not doing so
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Feb 2, 2021 23:43
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newspaper voxpops, i spearheaded this movement in 2008
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Feb 2, 2021 23:44
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Anytime the Something Awful forums aren't present everyone should be asking "Where are the Something Awful forums?"
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Feb 2, 2021 23:45
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If your outside-the-box advertising campaign isn't good enough to generate a Wikipedia article about it then you need to step up your game.
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Feb 2, 2021 23:46
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an exhibition boxing match between the webmaster and a director of motion pictures
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Feb 2, 2021 23:48
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We go door to door pitching SA as a pyramid scheme, you invite 5 posters then they each invite 5 posters, and soon enough you'll be making thousands of dollars a month by being your own boss!
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Feb 2, 2021 23:49
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a program where nearby goons volunteer to split the cost and proceeds of participating in an arbys 5 for 10
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Feb 2, 2021 23:51
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return to invading online games but in a nice way
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Feb 2, 2021 23:52
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Why do you want the forums to be bad It should only be the 20 or so of us posting Forever and ever
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Feb 2, 2021 23:52
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Commit a series of grizzly murders in such a way so that when the detectives put pins in a map to see if there's some kind of pattern it spells out "Visit forums.somethingawful.com".
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Feb 2, 2021 23:54
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Remember when David Thorpe went on G4 Attack of the Show?
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Feb 2, 2021 23:54
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OP with fame comes think pieces. Do you really want people thinking about posting here?
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Feb 2, 2021 23:55
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tell people that a famous children's horror author has a something awful account (ben biddick)
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Feb 2, 2021 23:56
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Inscribe all my posts onto a golden disc and shoot it into the darkness between the stars.
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Feb 2, 2021 23:59
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Claim that we have nude pics of AOC in the members-only section of the forums (FYAD).
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Feb 3, 2021 00:00
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Build a time machine and travel back to the early 2000s. Manipulate a forums member into committing murder. Become a safe haven for all kinds of racists. Flash mob.
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Feb 3, 2021 00:01
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Son of Rodney posted:Make a "this week on the something awful forums" youtube channel showing off whatever funny or interesting threads and post happened. It must be read in the style of the "last time on dragon ball z"
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Mx. posted:It must be read in the style of the "last time on dragon ball z" So read like an article that nevers goes anywhere and takes months to reach a conclusion?
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Feb 3, 2021 00:03
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invest in a hot dog restaurant
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Feb 3, 2021 00:06
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R.L. Stine posted:invest in a hot dog restaurant That's just general, handy advice. I'll do it!
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Feb 3, 2021 00:08
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We catfish people on tinder, but instead of asking for them to venmo us we send them a link to the forums store
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Feb 3, 2021 00:09
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We haven't set anything on fire in a while.
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Feb 3, 2021 00:13
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We could create a fake windows alert, have people call us to fix their computers, get them to download team viewer and then lock their computer homepages to here. And also ask them to invest in my hot dog restaurant.
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Feb 3, 2021 00:15
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you could make a advertise in the newspapers and people would see it
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Who What Now posted:Inscribe all my posts onto a golden disc and shoot it into the darkness between the stars. If that's the only copy of them, then sure.
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