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Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

dee eight posted:

you could make a advertise in the newspapers and people would see it

I second this idea for many reasons.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

you promote the forums the way you promote anything: fuckin and suckin.

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
Start posting mysterious clues on 8kun that eventually cause people to invade the U.S. Capitol, but just before they break down the door, we'll fire off confetti cannons filled with strips of paper with the website address printed on it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Go on Wheel of Fortune and only pick letters that spell out "SA Forums".

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

that previous poster was right newspapers are the answer

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
QAnon subforum.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Official Something Awful Forums accounts for:

Facebook
Snapchat
Parler
Free Republic
TikTok
Twitter
Soundcloud

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Book a middle seat in coach on a crowded international flight and don't stop talking about the forums to the two people sitting next to you for the whole flight.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


we hire like 100 cheap social media promoters from fiverr to spread the word that 2005 internet is still here and its making a HUGE comeback

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Hell Yeah posted:

you promote the forums the way you promote anything: fuckin and suckin.

Hell yeah brother

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Create a Vtuber rig for Nooner and put him on livestream promoting the forums.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Just become free republic dot com

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
mods make funky see funky do tell it right

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


ikanreed posted:

Just become free republic dot com
somethingawful.win

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Maybe invent a new swear word and hide a link to SA in it

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Why would you want there to be more goons?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I guess we could let Parler refugees in

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Captain Splendid posted:

Why would you want there to be more goons?

Because goons are good.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
qr codes that link to the forums, grown in moss, in areas of the world, of historical significance

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Captain Splendid posted:

Why would you want there to be more goons?

Because we're losing to other posting-damaged psychopaths

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
how about

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Pay homeless people to hang fliers around people's doorknobs.

zaepg posted:

Remember when David Thorpe went on G4 Attack of the Show?
G4 is coming back, we could do this again.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




A plush bitcoin experience for psychopaths who post the words "btc" a lot.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Use our uncle's eulogy to reminisce about the good times we had on Something Awful.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
bring back the pornography subforum

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
Sponsor a bobsled team

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Knormal posted:

Pay homeless people to hang fliers around people's doorknobs.

Bring back the pink flyers thread, but only for promotional usage.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Write the web address in wet cement.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Financial FYAD-lite and recruit all the /r/wallstreetbets posters who feel disaffected by the sudden influx of new members.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
Uncle Jeffrey's Bathroom Reader

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


rent a plane with an SA banner and have it buzz the pentagon

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Pay Google to run an add that reads as follows:

Join SA to die immediately and painlessly

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

vandalism posted:

Pay Google to run an add that reads as follows:

Join SA to die immediately and painlessly

Are you trying to crash the servers?!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
free nooner

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Nooner posted:

free nooner

That's way too much to pay for a nooner. You should expect to pay negative six, maybe even negative seven dollars, and that's if it's not used.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

put nooner in a something awful sideshow where he's continually probated and banned but he always escapes again

put a carnival barker out front, charge money, there's hay on the floor, a man has a whip

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

we go on a road trip to the desert to discover a dinosaur and call it Somethingawfuldotcomasaurus

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Write "Something Awful" on the bottom of our skateboards then do a 1080 flip and win the X-Games.:cool:

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
We could find some hedge fund to try to run out of business by investing in a dying company and create a bunch of memes.

That reddit channel gained over 5 million subs in a week.

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