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A series of animated shorts like "Love. Death. Robots." except it's about Something Awful's greatest hits. Groverhaus, Doobies, The Lost Goon, etc.
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Be innovative again.
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Feb 3, 2021 05:12
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Nooner posted:free nooner no seriously just take him! xD
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Feb 3, 2021 05:15
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Thrifty Nickel would get some interesting users.
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Feb 3, 2021 05:19
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what if we made a computer that you could type on like a typewriter
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Feb 3, 2021 05:21
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We go scouting in other forums looking for high quality posters and poach them. Nice and easy, real subtle like. We just sidle up into their PMs and lay it down "Hey kid I'm gonna be frank with you I think you got what it takes, hows about you give this SA joint a try. Easy easy, no funny business, no commitments. Look I'll buy ya an account, first ones free. See how about that, no harm in just lookin' right?" and BAM we gottem. One more ace up our sleeve and another 2-bit omegaverse fanfic forum down their brightest star.
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Feb 3, 2021 05:24
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Waltzing Along posted:Be innovative again. hey now lets not get carried away here
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Feb 3, 2021 05:59
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What are Shmorky and Fragmaster up to nowadays? The Flash Tub always made me laugh back in "the day." I am Virus Man, eater of worlds and the Internet! But.... but mostly the Internet. So what?
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Feb 3, 2021 06:01
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What we need around here is a good old fashioned sex scandal. Get someone from goons in platoons to slap on their assless leather chaps and dog collar and have wild monkey sex with that bdsm senator who bangs marines, you know the one. Edit - lindsey graham. Dignity Van Houten fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Feb 3, 2021 |
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Feb 3, 2021 06:03
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coupons for one free post
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Feb 3, 2021 06:04
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Whisper "Visit something awful dot com" into our spouse's ear as they sleep.
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Feb 3, 2021 06:05
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You know how some billboards will have 3d parts sticking out like this: Do this with goatse. Doesn't matter where on Earth you put it, it'll end up as an "image macro" getting posted all over the internet in no time. Make sure to include the URL in the billboard. Voilą, you got infinite traffic coming in as long as the internet exists.
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Feb 3, 2021 06:11
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Let's pool out money together and get the guy from the Office to record a cameo where he threatens to blow up a library unless you register an account on somethingawful by noon tomorrow, and to show you he's serious we should blow up a small library
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Feb 3, 2021 06:17
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Feb 3, 2021 06:25
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We need to impress Jodie Foster somehow
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Feb 3, 2021 06:27
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Board a flight and right before takeoff, remove your mask and stand up and start screaming SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM repeatedly until you get tackled by an air marshall and the pilot returns to the gate, where you'll be arrested and make national news
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Feb 3, 2021 06:36
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Make our own Big Bill Hell's nationwide ad campaign. Only we could do it justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
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Feb 3, 2021 06:39
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 GOON PROJECT Dig up corpses from a historical cemetery and arrange the bodies to spell out "come for the pig balls, stay for the three day old simpsons memes only on something bad dot com" if you look at it from an airplane or helicopter
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Feb 3, 2021 06:40
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Chinatown posted:Official Something Awful Forums accounts for: I know it's an unconventional idea, but I think it could be helpful for these accounts to share recent quality posts and old classics–rather than exclusively curating things that make the user base look bad.
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Feb 3, 2021 06:52
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every other online community is poo poo if they come here they will make this place even shittier in a worse way build a wall, and make reddit pay for it
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Feb 3, 2021 07:04
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Let's do something positive for once and bring someone back from the dead. I'm thinking that's worthy of at least a local news segment.
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Feb 3, 2021 07:04
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I figure that it's only a matter of time before Lowtax explodes in an nationally embarrassing way and people come here to ask questions about how he got to be so bad. Joke's on them, we don't know poo poo!
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Feb 3, 2021 07:17
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Show your friends this thread
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Feb 3, 2021 07:23
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Reddit ads saying, "LIKE REDDIT... BUT FUNNY!" Also clickbait ones: "PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS".
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Feb 3, 2021 08:22
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By popular demand posted:I figure that it's only a matter of time before Lowtax explodes in an nationally embarrassing way and people come here to ask questions about how he got to be so bad. This aint it pal.
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Feb 3, 2021 08:43
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BigBadSteve posted:
Don't go revealing our secrets like that! This knowledge is to be imparted only to members of the inner circle.
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Feb 3, 2021 08:47
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Balldo collaboration. Such as register on somethingawful and get a 10% discount on your next order of balldo! Its fuckg nuts!
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Feb 3, 2021 09:05
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a rewards card, buy 10 accounts and your 11th is free* *only valid when made with full purchases, not in conjuction with other promotions
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Feb 3, 2021 09:07
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Buy airtime on AM Radio
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Feb 3, 2021 09:09
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CHEF!!! posted:What are Shmorky ... up to nowadays? i don't know how to tell u this...
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Feb 3, 2021 09:29
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The return of shmorky brought in a record number of pedophiles and gaslighters. but few stayed to shitpost
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Feb 3, 2021 11:04
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Offer to release one hostage for each member of the SWAT team present that makes an account and posts ITT.
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Feb 3, 2021 11:08
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havn't we done enough 😔
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Feb 3, 2021 11:27
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Make membership free, but trap free members in a single unmoderated hellscape forum until they cough up $10 Still charging people to post on a forum that has ben bleeding traffic for a decade is an interesting strategy, at least bury it in as an 'in app purchase'
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Feb 3, 2021 11:34
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Also change the site font to Impact
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Feb 3, 2021 11:35
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Ratjaculation posted:Make membership free, but trap free members in a single unmoderated hellscape forum until they cough up $10 To build on this: Pitch to Satan that one of the punishments for a deadly sin (sloth?) be that the damned soul must post on these dead gay forums for eternity.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:To build on this: Pitch to Satan that one of the punishments for a deadly sin (sloth?) be that the damned soul must post on these dead gay forums for eternity. Listen do we really need ANOTHER layer of hell? You know how much the sexually aggressive spiders cost to feed?
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Feb 3, 2021 13:20
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i think the first thing that needs addressing is all the people that currently post here. they've got some problems e: i mean for christ's sake look at this one Inexplicable Humblebrag fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Feb 3, 2021 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i think the first thing that needs addressing is all the people that currently post here. they've got some problems Rude! I had some good ideas, (one involving rice!) but I'm not sharing them now. Edit: wait, I got tricked! Here's the idea, we get some rice and
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