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Dignity Van Houten posted:Board a flight and right before takeoff, remove your mask and stand up and start screaming SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM repeatedly until you get tackled by an air marshall and the pilot returns to the gate, where you'll be arrested and make national news ADTWR Akhbar!
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We create thousands of facebook events offering free covid vaccines and schedule the events one week in advance. On the day of we suddenly cancel all of event and refer them to forums.somethingawful.com if they want to reschedule
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Feb 3, 2021 19:28
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Make a mobile Gacha game where you collect goon waifus/husbandos and use them as fighters in a bejeweled match-3 game a la Puzzles & Dragons
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egg_dog posted:Rude! I had some good ideas, (one involving rice!) but I'm not sharing them now. ... donate it to the poor, that'll get us lots of new members with a social conscience! It's easy, you just answer quiz questions at this website I know and they donate the rice. Like, one cup for every thousand hours per person of quiz-taking. Most goons who do this won't turn off their ad blockers, so the advertisers will donate zero as the fineprint on the website warns, but we won't tell them this and ruin their good "generous" feeling. If we each donated a loving dollar to a reputable charity we'd raise literally ten thousand times as much rice for the poor, but hey, doing all those quizzes keeps us off the streets.
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Feb 3, 2021 19:57
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:We go scouting in other forums looking for high quality posters and poach them. Nice and easy, real subtle like. We just sidle up into their PMs and lay it down "Hey kid I'm gonna be frank with you I think you got what it takes, hows about you give this SA joint a try. Easy easy, no funny business, no commitments. Look I'll buy ya an account, first ones free. See how about that, no harm in just lookin' right?" and BAM we gottem. One more ace up our sleeve and another 2-bit omegaverse fanfic forum down their brightest star. https://i.imgur.com/evMd8Kl.mp4
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Feb 3, 2021 20:24
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I'm nude and willing to be painted and rolled anywhere
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Feb 3, 2021 20:29
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Bogus Adventure posted:Make a mobile Gacha game where you collect goon waifus/husbandos and use them as fighters in a bejeweled match-3 game a la Puzzles & Dragons I don't know what most of these words mean and I'm all horned up!
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four words: Bigpeeler Super Bowl Ad
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Feb 3, 2021 20:39
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ELI PORTER posted:four words: Bigpeeler Superb Ow Lad 
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Feb 3, 2021 20:42
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SA OnlyFans where each poster takes a turn for the day being the "Poster of the Day"
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Feb 3, 2021 20:45
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bake sales, right in the middle of the quad we can do chalk drawings on the sidewalks to advertise
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Feb 3, 2021 21:14
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Create a new cryptocurrency called Yospos Yen, and make a custom anime character for each coin.
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Feb 3, 2021 21:16
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We need to start a dance craze on TikTok, the Awful Lambada or something
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Feb 3, 2021 21:17
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reopen the piracy forum and start up a paid private tracker 
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Feb 3, 2021 21:20
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I think the forum just isn't putting in the hours to justify a promotion right now
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Feb 3, 2021 21:22
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Make $100 bills that look real, but they just have the grenade on them with a short message about the world's greatest dead gay comedy forum. Ideally, you leave these after a meal instead of a tip. Waiters love money, so they'll DEFINITELY look at it. Them looking at it is the only thing to care about. The eyeballs on your words. Let Jeff sort em out after that.
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Feb 3, 2021 21:22
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Why not just run with what we do best? The Something Awful forums - you don't have to be a gay trans antifa person on the autism spectrum to post here but it helps. Or maybe: I came for the gay love, I stayed for the antifa supersoldier training.
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By popular demand posted:Why not just run with what we do best? Free brick with every post! After 1,000, you get a molotov instead.
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give every member the ability to probate low tax for 5 minutes each.
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Feb 3, 2021 21:24
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increase the reg fee to $1,000,000 and mock elon musk until he buys an account, make registration free after you get that million dollars, then auction off the right to ban elon musk (cancel culture?!)
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Feb 3, 2021 21:24
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The Something Awful forums - sometimes people go mad and commit murder over punkins. The Something Awful forums -  NO TERFS ALLOWED
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Feb 3, 2021 21:32
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Make a virus video!
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Feb 3, 2021 21:59
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what if we trained a gorilla squad to go around and mess people up if they don't post on here
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Feb 3, 2021 22:05
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Start posting specifically-chosen Latin phrases and weird images on QAnon message boards, causing Conspiraboomers to trace them back here and have to pay  to uncover the secret.
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Feb 3, 2021 22:40
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:We go scouting in other forums looking for high quality posters and poach them. Nice and easy, real subtle like. We just sidle up into their PMs and lay it down "Hey kid I'm gonna be frank with you I think you got what it takes, hows about you give this SA joint a try. Easy easy, no funny business, no commitments. Look I'll buy ya an account, first ones free. See how about that, no harm in just lookin' right?" and BAM we gottem. One more ace up our sleeve and another 2-bit omegaverse fanfic forum down their brightest star. trying this one now
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Feb 3, 2021 22:43
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Hot air balloon rides staffed by me. (Note: I have zero experience with hot air balloons and I must insist on performing all rides nude. Not the customers, just me. The balloon can look like the SA grenade logo or say "SomethingAwful.com" or both it's up to you)
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Feb 3, 2021 22:44
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how much does it cost to hire a sky writer airplane thingy? like one message over downtown scranton and *bam*!
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Feb 3, 2021 22:47
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We start throwing in buzz words into every forum topic to drive click counts "Jeffery SLAMMED as coolguy poster HOMO ERECTUS offers up ideas on ways to promote the forums"
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Feb 3, 2021 22:47
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Bring back  guy
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Feb 3, 2021 22:48
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Sucrose posted:Start posting specifically-chosen Latin phrases and weird images on QAnon message boards, causing Conspiraboomers to trace them back here and have to pay This one actully seems like a funny goon project.
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Feb 3, 2021 22:54
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Make porn parodies of famous goon sagas: Grover and his Haus, Muerte getting pounded in the butt by an anthropomorphized San Francisco Park.
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Ok I'm re-thinking the hot air balloon rides. Instead of passengers the balloon is simply a gigantic pic of Microwave's mom
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Feb 3, 2021 22:56
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to get other people to come here you need to admit that you come here which, heh, let's face it is kind of a tall order
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Feb 3, 2021 22:58
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Something awful: YOU TOO can invent a major cultural phenomenon and not get rich or famous!
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Feb 3, 2021 23:37
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Give away shirts to refugees that say "THE INTERNET MAKES YOU STUPID: JOIN SOMETHING AWFUL TODAY!"
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t shirt cannon, booth babes
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meat police posted:t shirt cannon, booth babes Yes, but draw the babes from the goon population. I volunteer to wear a mankini.
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