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have a man from Alabama name a low cost hot dog after the slang term for a forum member
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Feb 4, 2021 00:20
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Do we even have mass shootings linked to this site anymore, or are they all Reddit/cham sites? Maybe one of those would get some clicks
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Feb 4, 2021 00:21
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use a computer virus to bring new users to the forum directly
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Feb 4, 2021 00:22
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Feb 4, 2021 00:26
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Ratjaculation posted:Do we even have mass shootings linked to this site anymore, or are they all Reddit/cham sites? We can't even keep low grade criminals like lowtax around. How are we going to attract real jokerfied talent?
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Feb 4, 2021 00:29
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if jeffery would make a subforum targeted to proper lawn care it would pull a lot of users from the next door forums and also give us a boost in the lucrative boomer demographic
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Feb 4, 2021 01:25
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Free accounts and account features for "influencers"
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Feb 4, 2021 01:30
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Let's hire an "influencer". I worked at a company and the boss asked me to look into hiring influencers and then I quit.
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Feb 4, 2021 01:36
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Purchase the naming rights for the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum
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Feb 4, 2021 01:38
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kntfkr posted:Let's hire an "influencer". I worked at a company and the boss asked me to look into hiring influencers and then I quit. Lol, influencers are cheap as gently caress to hire. Literally just give them free versions of your products, and unless they're a "big name" they will talk you up to their sorry microaudience
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Feb 4, 2021 01:38
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wwwwwwwwwWHATS up youtube it's your boy Toilet Tim here, today we're gonna drop some turds into some of the new 2021 Kohler models, but before we get to blasting brown into these chairs, a real quick word about our sponsor Something Awful
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ikanreed posted:Lol, influencers are cheap as gently caress to hire. Literally just give them free versions of your products, and unless they're a "big name" they will talk you up to their sorry microaudience There was this girl who had a thousand subscribers on youtube and we reached out and it was like how much to review our toy and she said twenty five hundred and so I found a different job. I also hate my industry.
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Feb 4, 2021 01:42
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What if we added a backpage where people can buy research chemicals and 3d printed firearms? We can scrawl the url in seedy bar bathrooms to raise awareness
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Feb 4, 2021 02:35
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We release the most balloons all at once for a world record and media attention.
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Feb 4, 2021 02:42
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what if we all pitched in for a Patriot missile battery and then shot down a commercial airliner wiht it, to drum up some "word of mouth" advertising
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Feb 4, 2021 03:46
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I will walk cross-country to raise awareness.
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Feb 4, 2021 04:52
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Johnny Walker posted:I will walk cross-country to raise awareness. Which country? I'm game for Vatican City.
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Feb 4, 2021 05:14
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Obviously you want to attract ex-members who aren't hateful, which is probably a lot of them to be fair. But some of them must have just drifted away and found people who love them as humans. So, we buy a bunch of billboards. Its an image of a bathtub full of lasagna, on the top of the billboard it reads 'Do you have stairs in your house' and on the bottom it says 'Come back we miss you'. Either they'll get the message and come back, or they'll assume the robots have taken over and hide in their bunkers, which will probably drive them back to us and away from their families anyway.
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Feb 4, 2021 05:34
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Fax daily press releases to all the media announcing these dead gay forums are dead. Eventually, annoyed editors will send reporters to interview Jeffrey, with intent to write scathing articles. Jeffrey will be prepared with rants about our famous brag points, including funding 2 Girls 1 Cup and creating Slenderman, which resulted in the attempted human sacrifice of a child. All publicity is good publicity.
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Feb 4, 2021 06:55
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Johnny Walker posted:I will walk cross-country to raise awareness. Nick/post combo. I suggest you take a cart filled with Johnny Walker and pass out on day 1 in a pool of your own vomit from constantly drinking it.
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Feb 4, 2021 06:58
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Johnny Walker posted:I will walk cross-country to raise awareness. Please eat more than a raisin during your quest
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Feb 4, 2021 09:27
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Feb 4, 2021 10:29
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kntfkr posted:There was this girl who had a thousand subscribers on youtube and we reached out and it was like how much to review our toy and she said twenty five hundred and so I found a different job. I also hate my industry. drat dude you got out negotiated by a not very influential influencer? Maybe you're on to something though, you should go back and ask her to shout out SA I'm sure we could get her down to 2k if we pool our knowledge and drive a hard bargain.
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Feb 4, 2021 11:58
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Chrs posted:More celebrity mods Anthony Kiedis as SoulCycle Sexy.
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Feb 4, 2021 13:00
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Guy Fieri could really give us a bump with our core demographic
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Feb 4, 2021 13:01
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Johnny Walker posted:I will walk cross-country to raise awareness.
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Feb 4, 2021 14:32
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young hot women at parties and events with SA clothes on who sell memberships.
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Feb 4, 2021 14:48
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Big Beef City posted:Guy Fieri could really give us a bump with our core demographic 
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Feb 4, 2021 17:17
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Why would you want more people to post here? The ones who already do are for the most part terrible. I feel like the change in ownership emboldened a lot of people to come back because the current quality of posts overall is in precipitous decline. I’m seeing posters I’ve never seen before who’ve been registered for years and it’s like someone flipped the bad posting switch on. I’m not saying wife beating owners make for good posters I’m saying the kind of person who was deterred solely by that didn’t have anything funny to contribute to begin with and we are already worse off for them returning. Most threads are now basically reddit slapfights between deeply unfunny and uninformed people. Just keep packin em in, Seymour!
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Feb 4, 2021 18:16
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What’s that, you were making a joke? Uh... so was I!
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Feb 4, 2021 18:18
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Buller posted:young hot women at parties and events with SA clothes on who sell memberships. sweet. alright goons, call up all the young hot women you know! *..........*
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Feb 4, 2021 19:24
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Start a wrestling league.
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Feb 4, 2021 19:31
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ELI PORTER posted:wwwwwwwwwWHATS up youtube it's your boy Toilet Tim here, today we're gonna drop some turds into some of the new 2021 Kohler models, but before we get to blasting brown into these chairs, a real quick word about our sponsor Something Awful Make sure the terms for the sponsored ad are really fuckin obnoxious also, make t-shirts that are shittier than the last batch of shirts which were shittier than the previous back of shirts which were shittier than the ones before that. Consistency is what consumers crave
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Feb 4, 2021 20:10
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Cheep hot snaks
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Feb 4, 2021 22:54
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No. 6 posted:Cheep hot snaks
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Feb 4, 2021 22:59
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Why don't we all chip in and buy some pixels on that 1 million pixels website?
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Feb 4, 2021 23:52
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We get jobs as news presenters for major big time channels and then we interrupt this broadcast to bring you the following story "Visit somethingawful.com".
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Feb 5, 2021 00:06
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We could reach out to every famous person whose ever been on this site and ask them to participate in a "we are the world" style charity song to raise awareness that we're still cool and good and still do things, you know internet things. Sometimes. Like if the weather is good and our backs dont hurt too much and if theres nothing good on tv
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