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a series of litebrites placed around downtown boston
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Just rebrand the site as an ebaums style repost site only we just rehash poo poo from reddit and twitter which is true
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Feb 6, 2021 09:54
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Tell everybody that the forums suck and are extremely uncool and new users aren't welcome anyway. Reverse psychology, man, also truthful advertising.
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Feb 6, 2021 13:14
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Why would you want more people to post here? The ones who already do are for the most part terrible. I feel like the change in ownership emboldened a lot of people to come back because the current quality of posts overall is in precipitous decline. I’m seeing posters I’ve never seen before who’ve been registered for years and it’s like someone flipped the bad posting switch on. What the gently caress are you talking about
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Feb 6, 2021 13:29
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Big Beef City posted:What the gently caress are you talking about He’s real real bad, it could be almost anything.
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Feb 6, 2021 13:47
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:
Well, for one thing, these loving Simpsons memes are getting too meta. Just post Ralph flying through Rib Kid and be done with it. Real contribution: Can we do a cross collaboration with another successful website, like HomeStarRunner? Ladies drink free nights seem to work well, too.
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Feb 6, 2021 14:42
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Release greased pigs with s, o, m, e, t, h, i, n, g, a, w, f, u, l, .,c, m written on their backs 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Release greased pigs with s, o, m, e, t, h, i, n, g, a, w, f, u, l, .,c, m written on their backs Greased goons
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Feb 6, 2021 14:48
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Greased goons But enough about your local goonmeet
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Feb 6, 2021 16:44
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Let's get al gore and the supersize me guy to colab on a documentary about the site.
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Feb 6, 2021 17:46
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Remember when some goon came up with slenderman and it got spun off into a bunch of books and movies, no one thought "maybe I should capitalize on this trend." Not sure if the real life stabbings had something to do with that. Anyways what I'm saying is, we should make up a new monster called "goonman" who has orange fingers and drinks bathwater, and when the real life murders happen we'll start an ad campaign saying "THIS WAS JEFFREY'S IDEA"
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Feb 6, 2021 19:00
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Advertise us as the forum that automatically permabans posters who don't use an emoji in every post
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Feb 6, 2021 19:04
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Photoshop Phebruary
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Feb 6, 2021 19:07
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ban cap lock
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Feb 6, 2021 19:07
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Ads on goldbelly cookies
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Feb 6, 2021 20:03
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Partnership with Ebaumsworld and Maddox Xmission. Rent a booth at a small city comicon and offer signatures for $5 a pop, and sit awkwardly as no one stops by the booth
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Feb 6, 2021 20:29
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Remember when some goon came up with slenderman and it got spun off into a bunch of books and movies, no one thought "maybe I should capitalize on this trend." Not sure if the real life stabbings had something to do with that. Anyways what I'm saying is, we should make up a new monster called "goonman" who has orange fingers and drinks bathwater, and when the real life murders happen we'll start an ad campaign saying "THIS WAS JEFFREY'S IDEA" I think goonerman has more gravitas.
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Feb 6, 2021 20:32
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Let's go ridiculously in debt to start a moderately sized chain of pizza delivery restaurants in the larger metro areas around the country. Quality and service need not be an issue. Inside the box on the lid we can put our slogan "This pizza might be terrible, but the website is ok check it out sometime if you're bored or something."
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Feb 6, 2021 21:10
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punch cards, buy 5 re-reg, get one free!
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Feb 6, 2021 22:58
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Ratjaculation posted:ban cap lock
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Feb 6, 2021 23:08
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Partnership with Ebaumsworld and Maddox Xmission. Rent a booth at a small city comicon and offer signatures for $5 a pop, and sit awkwardly as no one stops by the booth Maddox ain't so great these days either, let's just put both him and Lowtax in one of those Dunk-The-Clown sealed booth. That they can't get out of.
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Feb 6, 2021 23:44
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A dirty great big bowl of stew for all new accounts
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Feb 6, 2021 23:48
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Let's write a musical and cast it with eerily animated furries
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Feb 6, 2021 23:52
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Much like the Tony Lockett incident at the SCG many many years ago, I believe that Something Awful should buy a baby pig, paint "SomethingAwful.com" on it's side and then let it loose on the field during the SuperBowl. Then allow the players to try and catch it on TV.
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Feb 7, 2021 03:11
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Tag overpasses and paste stickers with the website on all the electrical boxes/crosswalk signs in town? That's what the infowars folks did in my area a decade ago before they took off and went mainstream.
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Feb 7, 2021 03:21
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The high quality of our posting should be all the advertisement we need.
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Feb 7, 2021 03:30
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I'll try following around a local news crew and trying get in the background of their broadcasts just shouting "somethingawful.com" until I get a restraining order
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Feb 7, 2021 03:52
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*eddie murphy impression from when he turns skinny in The Nutty Professor* SPANDEX, ALL SPANDEX. All posters are required to prove their identity while wearing spandex or spanx or some equivalent. This will weed out any users who aren't dead serious about posting in my forum (gbs).
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Feb 7, 2021 05:09
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I can't tell what's a shitpost and what I actually believe anymore
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Feb 7, 2021 05:20
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Dignity Van Houten posted:The high quality of our posting should be all the advertisement we need. Come on now let's not joke around this is serious business Lets flame elon musk on Twitter until he responds to it, that should make headlines for some reason. "Billionaire space baron responds to internet trolls, says they sure are something awful"
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Feb 7, 2021 08:27
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Let's give money to Jeffrey until he's richer than Elon Musk. There's gotta be a few thousand of us here. If we each give him a couple of million dollars every year in just 30-50 years he'll be richer than Elon.
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Feb 7, 2021 08:32
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Add reacts to posts but only have two options: 🥚 Egg, or 👢 Shoe
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Feb 7, 2021 10:30
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Revive Geno and turn the Qanon folks on to it through a vast network of bots.
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Feb 7, 2021 13:45
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The best way to attract new users is to produce a series of catchy songs set to ming bogglingly immature cartoons.
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Feb 7, 2021 14:28
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Buy ebaumsworld and use that to market something awful dot com
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Feb 7, 2021 15:43
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Forum for homegrown
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SomethingAwful Patch Notes: General Fixes & Improvements
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Dignity Van Houten posted:The high quality of our posting should be all the advertisement we need. Start by banning this fellow. dr.acula posted:Forum for homegrown I've been saying for years banning homegroan was the begging of the end.
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Has anyone suggested a charity car wash?
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