Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Buy MY shit
 
MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

nut posted:



nut posted:



Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!

Bronze Fonz posted:



Funny thing you can get an autographed Mike Lindell bobblehead that's nearly identical:

https://www.mypillow.com/mikelindellbobbleheads.html

MageMage fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Feb 5, 2021

* # ¿ Feb 5, 2021 19:53
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 18, 2024 14:13
  • Quote
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Buy MY shit