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Feb 8, 2021 13:03
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Best summation in sas was "It's been entertaining to watch Mahomes run away from the rush for 30 yards and then make a superhuman throw that bounces off his receiver's facemask."
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Feb 8, 2021 13:57
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yeah it would have been nice if that last one he threw while falling down sideways was caught also that halftime show in the light maze was really disorienting and i'm not sure who thought it was a good idea
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Feb 8, 2021 14:03
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AHH F/UGH posted:
You poo poo up this thread, and the baseball thread, with how boring and stupid, and dumb sports are, and all you do is piss and loving moan every single day in the Trump thread about how depressed you are and poo poo that up, too. As well as multiple other threads that you straggle into with what a sad-sack punk you are. Just loving end it, or end your posting career already, because no one wants to hear more of it you loving jackass. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Feb 8, 2021 |
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Feb 8, 2021 14:27
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and bad take
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Things you’d like to say to Mike Brown’s face itt
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Feb 8, 2021 14:37
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lol well honestly people call me out because they think I'm mad all the time, that guy is a straight up pouty faced moron looking for pity every where he goes, so he deserves at least a little call out for it. You can probe me for being 'rude' or 'angry' or whatever, but you can't do it for being wrong. That dude is a straight up depressive with a personality disorder looking for attention and needs help. They're hosed in the head. Severely. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Feb 8, 2021 |
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Feb 8, 2021 14:40
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i too have a serious case of the mondays
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Feb 8, 2021 15:18
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Gotta be honest, this owl was not very superb. Barely adequate, imho.
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Feb 8, 2021 15:22
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Sports are cool I used to be good at them but I refrain from telling people that because nothing is worse than some guy in his 30s talking about his college 400M time. Good for Tom Brady I hope he keeps kissing his boy on the lips and preferring the feel of softer balls probably having way less sex with Gisele than most NFL fans speculate.
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Feb 8, 2021 15:30
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Poohs Packin posted:Sports are cool I used to be good at them but I refrain from telling people that because nothing is worse than some guy in his 30s talking about his college 400M time. I would like to hear about it and I'm not joking. Did you rock that? I did some cool golf/track and field stuff as a teen/college age guy and some other sports stuff and I think all goons should toss that out when they can as long as it's not nasty/weird/not usefull. I say go for it imo Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Feb 8, 2021 |
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Feb 8, 2021 15:53
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Big Beef City posted:I would like to hear about it and I'm not joking. Did you rock that? Not too much to tell I just used to be real fast and managed to get some scholarship money from it. I played lacrosse as well, but kind of stopped because of the jerk off private school attitudes of alot of players. Its thankfully grown in popularity which should hopefully help the culture. George Carlin wasnt wrong when he called it wanky Ivy League bullshit. Theres a small league here in Australia and I might join up as a rickity old guy.
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Feb 8, 2021 16:06
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Just an FYI if you were watching the SUPERB BOWLING event for the half time show featuring the WEEKEND Most half-time show's get paid, a lot, to perform. The WEEKEND spent 7.5 million of his own dollars to produce and perform his own show. Which sucked. so...lol to that.
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Feb 8, 2021 16:07
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Poohs Packin posted:Not too much to tell I just used to be real fast and managed to get some scholarship money from it. Hell yeah. I used to be so good at golf and being good at carrying golf bags that I got the exact same scholarship that they talk about in the Hit Film Movie The Caddie Shack and also I could throw a shot put and discus sometimes it was very exciting to some people.
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Feb 8, 2021 16:10
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Big Beef City posted:Most half-time show's get paid, a lot, to perform. They don't at the superbowl. Performers sign over a significant fraction of their next year's worth of touring revenue in order to get the gig for the exposure The NFL my be clownshoes on PR and public facing issues but they are lighyears ahead of everyone else on seedy methods of revenue generation and tax fuckery.
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Feb 8, 2021 16:17
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shadow puppet of a posted:They don't at the superbowl. Performers sign over a significant fraction of their next year's worth of touring revenue in order to get the gig for the exposure The NFL my be clownshoes on PR and public facing issues but they are lighyears ahead of everyone else on seedy methods of revenue generation and tax fuckery. quote:historically speaking, the 15-minute show has resulted in some pretty hefty financial gains for the singers. According to Spotify, after last year’s Super Bowl halftime show, Shakira’s streams spiked by 230% while JLo’s went up 335%. Meanwhile, Justin Timberlake's music sales rose 534% after his appearance in 2018. Ok I suppose technically you're correct. However, these artists, and previous ones, like prince, and Springstein, kinda, sorta, maybe, had, you know, a musical history from which fans could purchase and respond to, as opposed to this guy who had dudes in jockstraps on their face dancing to the absolutely one song he's known for.
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Feb 8, 2021 16:23
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It's the equivalent of having Harvey Danger come out and do a 15 minute set with the culmination being 'Flag Pole Sitter' the year AFTER it came out. You cannot deny that.
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Feb 8, 2021 16:26
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A 538% spike in Spotify streams will net you an extra 13 dollars in your quarterly check from the Harry Fox agency I don't think you should slam the performance. It was a touching tribute to the late Aldo Montoya and symbolized his struggle for recognition in the fed and the golden labyrinth of Kevin Nash's booking ideas. 
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Feb 8, 2021 16:31
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Big Beef City posted:I would like to hear about it and I'm not joking. Did you rock that? It's really obvious that everyone who always bitches that sports suck and go "lol sportsball!" never played anything besides rec soccer when they were 10, if that. And they probably sucked and didn't try to get better, they just quit when other kids started training for real. I don't know anyone who was good at a sport and quit unless their parents were pushing them too hard. I wrestled and sucked but then was good and if I never did that I'd probably have grown up as a shut in loser who just built computers and poo poo. And now I coach wrestling and track and cross country and get to watch kids go from shut in wallflowers who are afraid to even talk to anyone to confident, healthy, strong kids. It's the best. Sports own. Sports are good for you and really helpful to a kids development, even if you're not winning gold medals all over the place.
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Feb 8, 2021 17:18
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football is neat because it simulates large-scale infantry combat in the vain of medieval war 2 lines of combatants organized to feint, push, exploit, and support one another to execute a goal. except then the quarterback can just throw the ball over everybody and that ruins the immersion altogether. ban quarterbacks.
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Feb 8, 2021 17:32
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:It's really obvious that everyone who always bitches that sports suck and go "lol sportsball!" never played anything besides rec soccer when they were 10, if that. And they probably sucked and didn't try to get better, they just quit when other kids started training for real. I don't know anyone who was good at a sport and quit unless their parents were pushing them too hard. I wrestled and sucked but then was good and if I never did that I'd probably have grown up as a shut in loser who just built computers and poo poo. And now I coach wrestling and track and cross country and get to watch kids go from shut in wallflowers who are afraid to even talk to anyone to confident, healthy, strong kids. It's the best. Sports own. Sports are good for you and really helpful to a kids development, even if you're not winning gold medals all over the place. This guy gets my President's Athletic Certificate embossed.
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Feb 8, 2021 17:35
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Zeluth posted:This guy gets my President's Athletic Certificate embossed. psh i have a shoebox full of bronze and silver medals in my parents basement
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Feb 8, 2021 17:36
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gently caress sports and I say that as a kid who did 6+ years of soccer except my coach was an rear end in a top hat I called dad. gently caress you sports
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Feb 8, 2021 17:55
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Everyone hates Tom Brady because he’s won seven Super Bowls and says his secret is “drinking plenty of water”
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Feb 8, 2021 17:55
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Fun fact about sports: The 'o' in sport is round, which makes it more closely resemble your average sports enthusiast than an actual football.
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Feb 8, 2021 18:04
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:It's really obvious that everyone who always bitches that sports suck and go "lol sportsball!" never played anything besides rec soccer when they were 10, if that. And they probably sucked and didn't try to get better, they just quit when other kids started training for real. I don't know anyone who was good at a sport and quit unless their parents were pushing them too hard. I wrestled and sucked but then was good and if I never did that I'd probably have grown up as a shut in loser who just built computers and poo poo. And now I coach wrestling and track and cross country and get to watch kids go from shut in wallflowers who are afraid to even talk to anyone to confident, healthy, strong kids. It's the best. Sports own. Sports are good for you and really helpful to a kids development, even if you're not winning gold medals all over the place. ...ok
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Feb 8, 2021 18:23
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Confident kids tend to become lovely teenagers.
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Feb 8, 2021 18:29
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:It's really obvious that everyone who always bitches that sports suck and go "lol sportsball!" never played anything besides rec soccer when they were 10, if that. And they probably sucked and didn't try to get better, they just quit when other kids started training for real. I don't know anyone who was good at a sport and quit unless their parents were pushing them too hard. I wrestled and sucked but then was good and if I never did that I'd probably have grown up as a shut in loser who just built computers and poo poo. And now I coach wrestling and track and cross country and get to watch kids go from shut in wallflowers who are afraid to even talk to anyone to confident, healthy, strong kids. It's the best. Sports own. Sports are good for you and really helpful to a kids development, even if you're not winning gold medals all over the place. I'm left wondering what answer you would want to this post that either agrees with you, or says "gently caress yea, owned them" you entire galactaca battlespace robot arm nerd.
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Feb 8, 2021 18:31
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in college i was able to take a meditation class to fulfill my athletic requirement
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Feb 8, 2021 18:38
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i mean that's exactly the kind of weird babyrage i expect out of high school coaches
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Feb 8, 2021 18:39
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Big Beef City posted:I'm left wondering what answer you would want to this post that either agrees with you, or says "gently caress yea, owned them" you entire galactaca battlespace robot arm nerd. you started talking about how sports are good and its worth throwing it out there if you played, so I went ahead and agreed with you but I guess you'd rather just be a prick like you always are
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Feb 8, 2021 18:40
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I played swimming and it was great because doing sports is better than not doing sports
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Feb 8, 2021 18:56
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feelix posted:I played swimming and it was great because doing sports is better than not doing sports https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgaRm9j8SQI
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Feb 8, 2021 18:59
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GolfHole posted:football is neat because it simulates large-scale infantry combat in the vain of medieval war No see those are the trebuchets
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Feb 8, 2021 19:09
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GolfHole posted:football is neat because it simulates large-scale infantry combat in the vain of medieval war drat you Knute Rockne!!!!
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Feb 8, 2021 19:11
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:you started talking about how sports are good and its worth throwing it out there if you played, so I went ahead and agreed with you but I guess you'd rather just be a prick like you always are lol
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Feb 8, 2021 19:28
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it was nice to see the Chiefs put in their place after the past few years of endless media hype and blowjobs for them and Mahomes. too bad it had to be loving tom brady to win, though.
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Feb 8, 2021 19:44
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Super Bowl: A yearly U.S. event during which guys watch a few hours of TV advertisements, get very drunk, and yell a lot. Many also lose money on bets.
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Feb 8, 2021 20:30
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fun fact: i have an old "friend" who became a high school sports coach, he is an alcoholic, hates his life and his wife left him after he pushed her through the back porch glass door.
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Feb 8, 2021 20:46
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:you started talking about how sports are good and its worth throwing it out there if you played, so I went ahead and agreed with you but I guess you'd rather just be a prick like you always are Man there's a lot of angles wrapped up in your original joke and how wrong it was and hosed up you aren't there?
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Feb 8, 2021 21:45
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:fun fact: i have an old "friend" who became a high school sports coach, he is an alcoholic, hates his life and his wife left him after he pushed her through the back porch glass door. sounds like you're not a team player
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Feb 8, 2021 22:21
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