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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They only *quack* about it.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Raskolnikov38 posted:

ducks, much like joe biden, are rapists

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Trabisnikof posted:

How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They only *quack* about it.

What does a duck do when it tells a joke?

It quacks wise. :dadjoke:

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


another day in the ducc council

:duckroll: :duckie: :signings: :wotwot: :ducksiren: :tinsley: :capitalism: :farf:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Take this kind of posting back to D&D!

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

frankenfreak posted:

Take this kind of posting back to D&D!

Ducks & Disorder more like!

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Quack quack motherfucker

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


duckin and cuckin is all i crave

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005

A duck became the spokesanimal for the largest "supplemental" insurance corporation.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
does this duck ring make me look fat?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Trabisnikof posted:

How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They only *quack* about it.

ducks believe in a path to bipartisan access to light over the next 30 years

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
?

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

ducks not democrats

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

I actually really love ducks :)

Here are a couple photos I took of ducks yesterday!

A mallard, the canonical American Duck



and this beautiful couple, two Hooded Mergansers

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

don't doxx me pls

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol @ the admin(s) twisting themselves into knots to protect a handful of crybabies

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol @ the admin(s) twisting themselves into knots to protect a handful of crybabies

ok but who are the ducks in this analogy?

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
Oh boy, an excuse to repost something I did for an mspaint thread!



eat the mcducks

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
cspam was a mistake

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

I question how sincere u guys are about ducks :(

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

gandlethorpe posted:

Oh boy, an excuse to repost something I did for an mspaint thread!



eat the mcducks
Oh hey, I vaguely remember that thread.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Raskolnikov38 posted:


i've been meaning to ask you for a while now: how did you manage to not get modbrain?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

BRAKE FOR MOOSE posted:

I question how sincere u guys are about ducks :(

they're fowl creatures

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Raskolnikov38 posted:

cspam was a mistake

Those who identify as ‘posters’, they sicken me deeply

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Big duck energy ITT

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Phone posted:

i've been meaning to ask you for a while now: how did you manage to not get modbrain?

probably by not actually talking to the mods/iks when i was ik

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

tired of the duck&duck mods running things around here

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also i like how the heavy-handed moderation always comes just after whatever they're whining about is dying down, thus ensuring that we'll get mad about it again

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Yinlock posted:

also i like how the heavy-handed moderation always comes just after whatever they're whining about is dying down, thus ensuring that we'll get mad about it again

look, ive mad ehte policy clear. you can start you own duck thread if you want to talk about topics that tend to derail discussion and distract from more important duck issues

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

no ducks no masters

some_loser
Dec 9, 2000

SUPERCONDUCTOR

cruddy ducksack lol

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Yinlock posted:

no ducks no masters

https://twitter.com/mofmof_iyashi/status/1356799291776372737#m

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Yinlock posted:

tired of the duck&duck mods running things around here

take it to Quack Customer Service pal

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

muscovy ducks are my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnOrlEDfFZY&t=66s

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Yinlock posted:

no ducks no masters

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Rabbit season

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a thread about ducks

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Mientras su cara risueña deambule inocentemente por las calles de nuestro país, mientras Donald sea poder y representación colectiva, el imperialismo y la burguesía podrán dormir tranquilos.

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock posted:

also i like how the heavy-handed moderation always comes just after whatever they're whining about is dying down, thus ensuring that we'll get mad about it again

that’s reliable as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wITs43kUds8

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