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Owlspiracy
Nov 4, 2020


this has real 'i didn't prepare for this class presentation, so lets just keep talking' energy

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Trump is not going to be happy with this dude

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Whirlwind sounds pretty serious guys

https://www.destinypedia.com/Whirlwind

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva
The gently caress was that whirlwind/floodgates thing supposed to be? Some half-assed Qanon signalling?

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Trump should've gotten the cat zoom lawyer.

https://twitter.com/ariehkovler/status/1359237206204944389

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012
Ah, the ol' "slippery slope" fallacy. I was waiting for it. There is rarely a better indicator that a person has no loving clue what they're talking about.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
You see, when you do all the stuff... And you're like Great Britain...if you remember like I said earlier but then changed my mind... Welp fella you're gonna have a whirlwind


Btw are any of you guys 150 years old?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Trump's lawyer wearing an ill-fitting suit while talking about the "ancient Greek senate" is too perfect.

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost
I think he lost his place because now he’s back on the people wanting action thing.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1359238199802028035

The Dem managers brought up this very example in their opening and he just pretends that it didn't happen.

Owlspiracy
Nov 4, 2020


when the pendulum swings, you know, it swings, and you can be like, woah, watch, and eric holder - any person - eric holder - a danger - abilities articulate resume

this is legitimately insane

Owlspiracy
Nov 4, 2020


i love eric holder and want to kiss him on the mouth - trump's lawyer, defending him in the senate

Chuck Bartowski
Apr 14, 2006

Working on my five-year plan, just need to choose a font.



Aruan posted:

when the pendulum swings, you know, it swings, and you can be like, woah, watch, and eric holder - any person - eric holder - a danger - abilities articulate resume

this is legitimately insane

This is whatabout-ism at it's most prominent

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Thom12255 posted:

https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1359238199802028035

The Dem managers brought up this very example in their opening and he just pretends that it didn't happen.

I'm shocked that the Republicans would be making easily refuted bad faith arguments. It's so unlike them.

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
Yeah dude, Eric Holder sure is Articulate, huh

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Castor is actually being very truthful about the modern GOP and how terrified they are of their base lol. The subtext is absolutely that they need to be scared of voting to convict because the voters will punish them

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Groovelord Neato posted:

Trump's lawyer wearing an ill-fitting suit while talking about the "ancient Greek senate" is too perfect.

:perfect:

Now if only we hear Hulk Hogan's theme and somebody goes "BAH GAHD, THAT'S RUDY'S MUSIC!"

:lol: at the Greek Senate

This dude is wasted, there is no way

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Thom12255 posted:

https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1359238199802028035

The Dem managers brought up this very example in their opening and he just pretends that it didn't happen.

What these two impeachments have taught me is that the law, or even truth are irrelevant. They are political trials and so must be made with political arguments and political consequences.

Arguing legal precedent is irrelevant if it can be ignored because your constituents don't give a gently caress and you won't lose your seat over it.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1359237768115855366

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
God drat, I can't believe they're gonna pre-impeach Future President Eric Holder.

Wait, I'm literally typing this while he's rambling, did this guy say the only thing standing in the way of the fall of the Greek and Roman Republics is the US Senate? Is this guy on drugs?




Am I on drugs?

Owlspiracy
Nov 4, 2020


i legitimately can only understand like 25% of what he says, i think i have seen more coherent speeches in AI generated youtube videos for children

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Oh my God who is this guy and when will he be tired and go away and never be seen again, this hurts

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1359238940453199873

eke out
Feb 24, 2013




oh my loving god lmfao

Ethiser
Dec 31, 2011

"Some of these are good reasons to be impeached, but there is one thing here you might disagree with so you better vote no."

Owlspiracy
Nov 4, 2020


i think he legitimately doesn't know what impeachment is, and now is screaming?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Man this sucks.

His whole point up there is to remind coward Republicans that there will be an electoral price if they even think of betraying the Pissfather.

But it would be nice if they got someone who knew how to wear clothes and speak and construct sentences

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Well you get what you pay for.

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.
In addition to all the other valid criticisms people have said, this dude is also just plain boring.

The pro-impeachment side was compelling. I tuned in intending to hear just a few minutes and found it so compelling and interesting that I listened to the whole thing.

This is just plain failing to command attention in anything like a similar way. No way I'll listen to it all.

Very strong "winging a book report" vibes here.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

Man this sucks.

His whole point up there is to remind coward Republicans that there will be an electoral price if they even think of betraying the Pissfather.

But it would be nice if they got someone who knew how to wear clothes and speak and construct sentences

The only interesting thing that will happen today is that we will find out if there are still 5 republican senators who are sane or if they've all given up.

It would be a miracle if more than 5 voted that the trial is constitutional even with what is essentially overwhelming evidence, and no real defense, that it is.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
These Democrats and their crazy system of electing presidents every four years

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1359241261656526850

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Is it too late to vote for Trump?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
"Your honor, I move for a bad senate thingy"

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Failed Imagineer posted:

These Democrats and their crazy system of electing presidents every four years

"The people were smart enough to vote my client's lovely administration out of office and will be smart enough to not re-elect him if he runs again in 2024 so impeaching him and barring him from holding office is not needed."

That is this guy's arugment right now. Holy poo poo.

Toobly
Feb 19, 2013

We're gonna need a map that plots the flight of ideas coming out of this mans facehole

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Let's just remember that both Cruz and Hawley are Ivy League, top of their class, lawyers.

I'll bet a post covid steak dinner at Abe and Louie's that neither one of them votes that the trial is constitutional.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/1359242654324842510

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


Toobly posted:

We're gonna need a map that plots the flight of ideas coming out of this mans facehole

Save yourself some time and just throw a handful of spaghetti at the nearest wall

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Xombie
May 22, 2004

Soul Thrashing Black Sorcery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx32b5igLwA

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