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Shall not extend further than removal from office! (Forgets he just quotes the second half of that a minute ago)
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Feb 9, 2021 21:50
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"If he had committed a crime, we have police! I've seen them! It's a thing called 'being arrested'... maybe you dumb idiots didn't know that. Well he wasn't arrested. I rest my case."
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Feb 9, 2021 21:51
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...Did they just like find this dude in a dumpster or something and be like "Hey you boy! You wanna be a lawyer for the former POTUS?!" This guy doesn't seem to know what planet he's even on
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Feb 9, 2021 21:52
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TulliusCicero posted:...Did they just like find this dude in a dumpster or something and be like "Hey you boy! You wanna be a lawyer for the former POTUS?!" Trump tried almost everyone else. So, yes.
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Feb 9, 2021 21:53
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David Schoen, this second lawyer, was literally Epstein's attorney
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I also just kept imagining the futurama lawyer
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TulliusCicero posted:...Did they just like find this dude in a dumpster or something and be like "Hey you boy! You wanna be a lawyer for the former POTUS?!" That's the best lawyer willing to take this case on.
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Feb 9, 2021 21:55
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"Democrats were mean to Republicans!"
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Feb 9, 2021 21:55
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particle9 posted:"If he had committed a crime, we have police! I've seen them! It's a thing called 'being arrested'... maybe you dumb idiots didn't know that. Well he wasn't arrested. I rest my case." The republican argument over the last four years boils down to, "you can't be held accountable if you're president, also you can't be held accountable if you're no longer president"* *only applies to republican presidents obviously
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Feb 9, 2021 21:56
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Going with a "The political system is great! The Senate is great!" guy followed by the "YOU'RE ALL FUCKS" guy is truly a winning strategy.
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Feb 9, 2021 21:56
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Nationalize the Bloodsport franchise, yes.
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Feb 9, 2021 21:57
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Is this motherfucker a kappa? Why did he hold his head to drink water? Why so angry? JFC just find a regular lawyer.
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Feb 9, 2021 21:57
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How dare someone edit together horrifying footage of things that actually happened to horrify people!
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Feb 9, 2021 21:57
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eke out posted:David Schoen, this second lawyer, was literally Epstein's attorney Wait, so his legal team is the dude who wouldn't prosecute Cosby and Epstein's attorney?
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Feb 9, 2021 21:58
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These (((elitists))) put in a whole lot of effort into their opening statement, how partisan!
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Feb 9, 2021 21:58
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eke out posted:David Schoen, this second lawyer, was literally Epstein's attorney You could tell without any prompting that this is a guy who specialises in defending rich pedophiles
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Feb 9, 2021 21:58
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He is absolutely threatening all the GOP Senators that their base will murder them if they convict.
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Feb 9, 2021 21:58
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There arguments are all over the place.
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Feb 9, 2021 21:58
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Retro42 posted:Wait, so his legal team is the dude who wouldn't prosecute Cosby and Epstein's attorney? yes, it's literally the worst people, in multiple senses of the word
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Feb 9, 2021 21:59
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You might HAVE to face consequences to your actions, even if they aren't discovered right away!
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Feb 9, 2021 22:00
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Grumblepuff posted:Is this motherfucker a kappa? Why did he hold his head to drink water? Why so angry? JFC just find a regular lawyer. I was similarly flummoxed by this, but then I figured maybe it's a habit you pick up if you wear a yarmulke and don't have a lot of hair to keep it in place? Just a thought, not trying to be a chud here E: he did it again! Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Feb 9, 2021 |
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Feb 9, 2021 22:00
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This dude just became a little teapot while drinking his water like a god drat weirdo.
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Feb 9, 2021 22:01
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hey maybe if anyone holding office doesn't want to risk impeachment now or in the future then maybe they shouldn't do something that would result in impeachment
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Feb 9, 2021 22:01
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Grumblepuff posted:Is this motherfucker a kappa? Why did he hold his head to drink water? Why so angry? JFC just find a regular lawyer. this guy was booked i guess https://twitter.com/jacksonjlanders/status/903793652694220805
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Feb 9, 2021 22:02
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My kid came downstairs to grab lunch, watched Castor rambling for five minutes, and said that he could do a better job. I agree. My, he was horrible.
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Feb 9, 2021 22:03
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Feb 9, 2021 22:04
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so what the gently caress is there defence? like sure we all know the ending of this shitshow but how stupid and insane will this get. i assume we are getting witnesses and new info and poo poo. so will trumps defense basicaly be a mix of "don't do it now" and a weird "FRAUD" poo poogeneric one posted:This dude just became a little teapot while drinking his water like a god drat weirdo. maybe he has water on the brain.
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Feb 9, 2021 22:04
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the music on this track lmao
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Feb 9, 2021 22:04
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generic one posted:This dude just became a little teapot while drinking his water like a god drat weirdo. I read that it may be a reflex to keep a kippah on.
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Feb 9, 2021 22:04
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Hahaha the scary music in the background.
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Feb 9, 2021 22:05
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Mooseontheloose posted:There arguments are all over the place. Of course. Muddy it up, give enough soundbites for Fox and OAN to show on repeat to ignore the evidence, thats the main goal here. Not try to get Trump off with an elegant logical argument.
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Feb 9, 2021 22:05
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"Insatiable Lust for Impeachment" supercut, awesome
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Feb 9, 2021 22:05
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This video literally has ominous background music.
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Feb 9, 2021 22:05
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Aruan posted:the music on this track lmao Because Trump committed impeachable offences for 4 straight years, he must not be impeached!
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Feb 9, 2021 22:05
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Wow, big surprise - Trump was one of the worst President in history and the Dems wanted to impeach him for it. https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1359247172273856518
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Feb 9, 2021 22:06
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you must acquit my client because of all the crimes he's committed!
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Feb 9, 2021 22:06
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It's wrong to impeach him because you can't just decide later that someone did something impeachable, but also, here's proof that we always wanted to impeach him...?
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