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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Why do we compare lady parts to cats anyway, from what I've read there doesn't seem to be any similarity?

Both don't like you

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bula Vinaka posted:

white fanny
black fanny
Spanish fanny
yellow fanny
hot fanny
cold fanny
wet fanny
smelly fanny
hairy fanny
bloody fanny
snappin' fanny
silk fanny
velvet fanny
Naugahyde fanny
horse fanny
dog fanny
chicken fanny

Front butt.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Fannypussyism

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Why do we compare lady parts to cats anyway, from what I've read there doesn't seem to be any similarity?

Because all dogs are boys and all cats are girls, stupid

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





AHH F/UGH posted:

then why did the bee gees make a song called fanny be tender with my love

In Ireland, Gee means Fanny.

Years ago, my work boss tried to insult me by calling me a 'Geebag' but she hosed up the pronunciation (used a soft g not a hard one) so I just mocked her super hard. She was and still is an awesome person.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Pookah posted:

In Ireland, Gee means Fanny.

Years ago, my work boss tried to insult me by calling me a 'Geebag' but she hosed up the pronunciation (used a soft g not a hard one) so I just mocked her super hard. She was and still is an awesome person.

Do people eat ghee in Ireland?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Only the nuns

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Take a load off Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny
And (and) (and) you put the load right on me

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Take a load off Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny
And (and) (and) you put the load right on me

:jackbud:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Ventral EggSac posted:

Do people eat ghee in Ireland?

oh yeah.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

Both don't like you

Lol goddamn

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Fanny means pussy
Pussy means cat
Beaver means fanny

Cat means beaver

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I've been loving fannies for years to stay trve and go against Christian views on procreation...and now this? It's very concerning.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Mooey Cow posted:

Fanny means pussy
Pussy means cat
Beaver means fanny

Cat means beaver

Fanny also means rear end
rear end means donkey

Cat = Beaver = Donkey

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
fanny and pussy come from the same greek root but theyt changed over time because of fricative shift that is why f looks like p

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

imagine being the first dude to gently caress a butt

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hold on, the first dude to what now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Big Beef City posted:

Hold on, the first dude to what now
the peener in the pooper

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pfff I've run the numbers and that... That's not checking out.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Like, his own butt? :confused:

Scott Lame
Jan 8, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

imagine being the first dude to gently caress a butt

The hieroglyph for that is DISGUSTING!

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
if "fanny" means "pussy" then "fan" must mean "pus"

ceiling pus, sports pus, pus the flames, etc

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
and the disney classic "pustasia"

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
It actually means vulva OP. Maybe you need to review pussy anatomy. Also outing yourself as a British person. Really brave OP.

fanny (n.)

"buttocks," 1920, American English, from earlier British meaning "vulva" (1879), perhaps from the name of John Cleland's heroine in the scandalous novel "Fanny Hill or Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure" (1748). The fem. proper name is a diminutive of Frances. The genital sense is still the primary one outside U.S., but is not current in American English, a difference which can have consequences when U.S. TV programs and movies air in Britain.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
I'll take 18th-century names that have been turned into innuendos in the 20th century for $200 please Alex!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Gaylord?

Sorry, I mean, “what is Gaylord?”

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

1redflag posted:

Gaylord?

Sorry, I mean, “what is Gaylord?”

quote:

Derived from the Old French surname Gaillard, brought to England by the Normans. Shaped by folk etymology into gay (“joyful”) + lord. Compare Spanish gallardo (“dashing, strapping, gallant”).
it means your lord of the gays

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

it means your lord of the gays

Im lord of the gays


Edit: Profuse apologies in advance for filthiness, but I have to ask, HORSE-SLAUGHTERER: Do you gently caress the horses before or after killing them?

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Feb 12, 2021

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm only a Duke of the gays

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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numberoneposter posted:

imagine being the first dude to gently caress a butt

I bet he was like “aw poo poo woops wait whhhhiooooooaaaaaaawwwwaaaaa ooohhhhh yeeeeahhhhh” :mario:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
In London England they call queefs "fanny farts".

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

imagine being the first dude to gently caress a butt

"it just slipped in, I swear."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've been doing a lot of research on this sex with the butt thing.
It SEEMS like this IS a thing.
Which, haha wow!
It appears to have been started in the 1970s and the first person to do it said "ok watch this"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Big Beef City posted:

I've been doing a lot of research on this sex with the butt thing.
It SEEMS like this IS a thing.
Which, haha wow!
It appears to have been started in the 1970s and the first person to do it said "ok watch this"

Lol yeah I think I remember that from The Bad Lieutenant lol. :v:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Why do we compare lady parts to cats anyway, from what I've read there doesn't seem to be any similarity?

They're both self-cleaning

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You ever watch a cat get up on a table and ever so slowly, inch by inch, knock something off?

Women work exactly the same way.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

oval office oval office oval office

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Yeah the British language is weird. Over there F*g means a cigarette, and a Dentist is a guy that does auto-body work.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Please don't shake me stir nor quake me
leave me to my day
I'm only queefing

people always seem to think I'm gassy
I don't mind
I think I'm sassy

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