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Snickers has made a real name for himself, a big fish in the very small pond of competitive carnival events That's right, Roy, his is a name unavoidable to those reading small-town police blotters across the land, but will that translate to big-market success It may have seemed far-fetched in prior years, but with the introduction of the Carnie Pentathlon at this year's Games the stars could finally align for our painted pal the event itself is a source of controversy - some ask why a competition celebrating the joy that clowns bring to children young and old should now feature a team-based child sex trafficking marathon why indeed, but luckily for Snickers it seems the fans want to see how that clown sausage is really made and nobody has smuggled more kidnapped children across state lines than ol' Snickers, which is why so many are gambling that he will be positioned in the anchor slot but he's far more versatile than just that - no clown has spent more time in the dunk tank, or the drunk tank, than Snickers, and those are two more crucial elements of the pentathlon... ---------------- |
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How many men can a mime pretend to be loving at the same time? tune in to NBC's coverage of the Clown Olympics to find out!
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ICOC investigating quality of water in Rio de Janeiro dunk tanks following a rash of rashes
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