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St. Valetines, patron saint of erectile dysfunction.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 13:12 |
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Beautiful
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 13:13 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 15:10 |
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fizzymercy posted:Between the two of these I think I really have to try it now. It's starting to sound not too different from my Mema's preserved catfish, which wasn't great because it's home canned catfish in an oyster broth. But you put some vinegar and salt on it and it's food. Definitely a food. I think we’ve cracked the case of why the mercury sample seemed appetizing to child-you
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 16:17 |
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Baked winter slippers.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 16:18 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 16:24 |
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HookedOnChthonics posted:in honor of the new thread i wanna inaugurate a new project to taxonomically categorize all afp What about stuff from 1950s cookbooks? In the last thread I made a Spam fort with small potatoes contained within and a side of asparagus and hollandaise sauce because it was from one of those cookbooks, and there's always the theme of "Put it in aspic" that was popular at the time. Totally counts as a food fad from the past. Oh and a request for a picture: the one with a bowl of pea soup and a single square slice of ham resting on top. Plorp. edit: First "Would" of the thread. Scarodactyl posted:A couple drafts of attempts at the "small pastry" concept with varying degrees of terribleness. CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Feb 15, 2021 |
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CannonFodder posted:What about stuff from 1950s cookbooks? In the last thread I made a Spam fort with small potatoes contained within and a side of asparagus and hollandaise sauce because it was from one of those cookbooks, and there's always the theme of "Put it in aspic" that was popular at the time. Totally counts as a food fad from the past. "Normal food, cooked in a bad and strange way". Everything on that list is normal but they do not belong together.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:00 |
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Dalris Othaine posted:"Normal food, cooked in a bad and strange way". Everything on that list is normal but they do not belong together. How about a category of "Audience participation" because in the last thread it was great when Cash Crab got a KFC Double Down and relayed the experience to the thread. Even in the last pages of the old thread we got this gem of audience participation: Elviscat posted:"Hey Elvis?" My Lovely Horse posted:The swirl came out nice considering your unorthodox choice of decorating tool I would love more of this stuff.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:25 |
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I just want to bring the phrase "Your hotel coffee pot salmon has cum in it" over here from the previous thread, because that might be the single most distilled AFP sentence ever spoken.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:37 |
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yah, typology should have body fluids in it. subheadings cum urine menstrual blood placentas normal blood
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:41 |
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Reposting this from the last thread: https://twitter.com/mistergeezy/status/1361096133817335808
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:50 |
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KennyMan666 posted:I just want to bring the phrase "Your hotel coffee pot salmon has cum in it" over here from the previous thread, because that might be the single most distilled AFP sentence ever spoken. I NEED YOU GUYS TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:53 |
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The guy behind the camera's reactions had me dying. "aw... oh..."
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:53 |
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Brawnfire posted:The guy behind the camera's reactions had me dying. "aw... oh..."
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 18:08 |
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CannonFodder posted:Even in the last pages of the old thread we got this gem of audience participation: I definitely deflated the egg whites a little at some point, so the cake was a little dense, the blackberry whipped cream was delicious and made up for it though.
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Canned Panda posted:Our middle child decided she wanted us to do a Nailed It style competition for her birthday party.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 18:32 |
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I will never judge anyone who, like me, has bought a large variety of food colourings, subsequently realized how strong an effect even small doses yield and now needs to actively find ways to use them up.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 18:33 |
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Can't believe you left out None Pizza Left Beef for the start of the new thread. Also I'm gonna miss people reading through the depths of the thread and popping up to say that Owlfancier is absurd. CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Reposting this from the last thread: I think that's mostly fine. Like there's not really much of a point to doing the whole spearing spaghetti through the beef, and the nerds are a dumb addition, but everything else seems fine.
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It's fine enough, but she definitely has extremely chaotic energy. It's only a matter of time.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:00 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:Also I'm gonna miss people reading through the depths of the thread and popping up to say that Owlfancier is absurd Did this happen another time before I did it??
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:07 |
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Kenning posted:It's fine enough, but she definitely has extremely chaotic energy. It's only a matter of time. It's like she's learning to cook 100% through empirical study, like she never read a recipe in her life.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:09 |
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Like everybody else I love this guy.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwQvMF-Rm4k
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:37 |
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Some kinda tiny cicada shell?
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:51 |
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Crust First posted:Some kinda tiny cicada shell? I KNEW it was familiar!
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 19:55 |
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You do freeze water damage books. It's not uncommon for libraries to have contingency plans set up with local companies that are in any way equipped to freeze goods on a large scale, if water damage does happen. We're talking about "the library got flooded" levels of water damage here in terms of how bad the damage is and how many books are affected, not "I spilled my tea on my trapper keeper". A book that's completely soaked might rip, and you can't dry out large volumes () of books quick enough to prevent them getting moldy. Freezing is the best way to keep them from getting worse until a professional can dry them out, who is not going to use a hair dryer either (I don't know what they do use, magic I guess).
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:02 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:yah, typology should have body fluids in it. subheadings cum urine menstrual blood placentas normal blood I remember the placental chili, but I wish I didn't
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Scarodactyl posted:
I like this one the best
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Iron Crowned posted:I like this one the best nothing saying people can't buy more than one
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:18 |
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Team shrimp vs team pastry
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:18 |
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Can we code a smilie so it randomly displays the shrimp or the pastry variant
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:25 |
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I thought these were cake pops or macarons or something at first. Then I looked at the middle.
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Daktar posted:I thought these were cake pops or macarons or something at first. Then I looked at the middle. Things nobody expects to see in real life.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Can we code a smilie so it randomly displays the shrimp or the pastry variant oops! Surprise
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KataraniSword posted:
it's a whole subgenre in brazilian food
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:51 |
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don't eat those edit: Come to think of it, a lot of krabby patties are pretty gross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ecTZVzjFVM SlothfulCobra has a new favorite as of 20:58 on Feb 15, 2021 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:You do freeze water damage books. It's not uncommon for libraries to have contingency plans set up with local companies that are in any way equipped to freeze goods on a large scale, if water damage does happen. I read this before watching Tiggums's post, saw your av, and thought you got lost and meant to post in my library thread, lol Also, thx for making the new thread, ACES!
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