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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Apologies if this has been posted before

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Too low

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

Improbable Lobster posted:

Apologies if this has been posted before


Human brains in bathtub.jpg

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



:crossarms:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'd be compelled to buy one, solid marketing strategy right there.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


There has to be a bite out of that sandwich. How else would the label maker know it tasted like chicken?

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beRU2nGFXp0

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The General posted:

There has to be a bite out of that sandwich. How else would the label maker know it tasted like chicken?

It doesn't taste like chicken, it tastes like sandwich. Sandwich that tastes like sandwich. With chicken.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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A large sandwich that tastes like a small sandwich

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

dog nougat posted:

New summer flavor just dropped

I would immediately be trying to fight whoever handed me that

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Improbable Lobster posted:

Apologies if this has been posted before


Have a sip

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Zipperelli. posted:

I would immediately be trying to fight whoever handed me that

Be like "what the hell, mans?"

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

dog nougat posted:

New summer flavor just dropped
Once I had a dream that I was at Subway and they wanted to upsell me on their new range of mayo drinks

"Excuse me but what? Like a cup of mayo with a straw?"
"No no, it's only 20% mayo at most"
"Only 20- what else is in it?"
"Well, we thought you might like to try the Corn & Cherries Mayo Smoothie."
"I'd like my money back now."

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I'd take a sip.

All the drinks have corn in them one way or another.

poo poo, apparently corn oil has the same smoke point as peanut oil. Might get some for making popcorn! Was only looking it up to see if mayo can be made with it (it can)

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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What I have learned from the mayo grilled cheese sandwich episode is that all things sound like they would be gross with mayo probably already basically have mayo in them anyway. Chocolate cake, ice cream, Coke...

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Improbable Lobster posted:

Apologies if this has been posted before

A fundamental misunderstanding of the concept of a boil.

My Lovely Horse posted:

new range of mayo drinks
This is an upsetting phrase

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

FFT posted:

I'd take a sip.

All the drinks have corn in them one way or another.

poo poo, apparently corn oil has the same smoke point as peanut oil. Might get some for making popcorn! Was only looking it up to see if mayo can be made with it (it can)

Double the cornness. Just need some kinda corn based butter and salt for on top

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Improbable Lobster posted:

Double the cornness. Just need some kinda corn based butter and salt for on top

You're thinking of margarine.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Data Graham posted:

What I have learned from the mayo grilled cheese sandwich episode is that all things sound like they would be gross with mayo probably already basically have mayo in them anyway. Chocolate cake, ice cream, Coke...

Honestly, my favorite cake recipe has mayo in it. Or Miracle Whip, if you're feeling frisky

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Honestly, my favorite cake recipe has mayo in it. Or Miracle Whip, if you're feeling frisky

i mean mayo is basically just eggs and oil which are in cake anyway so that's no nbd but miracle whip in cake sounds like a warcrime

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Bloop posted:

i mean mayo is basically just eggs and oil which are in cake anyway so that's no nbd but miracle whip in cake sounds like a warcrime

It actually turns out great somehow. The batter tastes like rear end, though. Maybe that's by design, so you don't have everyone sticking their fingers in to taste it?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



No thank you

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Oh this one goes hard. Deep fried gushers:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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That's spoo

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh this one goes hard. Deep fried gushers:


Hesitant yes, but I bet if you did them right and not from the county fair they might not be terrible

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh this one goes hard. Deep fried gushers:


Unfortunately, I would.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


I made some homemade deep fried mochi ice cream once, so I know the pinnacle of deep fried food and never need to be tempted again.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh this one goes hard. Deep fried gushers:


I've hurt myself before, and I would definitely do it again with these.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh this one goes hard. Deep fried gushers:


Still not a fan of eating eyeballs tbh.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Kenning posted:

I've hurt myself before, and I would definitely do it again with these.

Hope you don’t have dogs cause I’m calling the cops to do a wellness check

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
hot gusher goop does not sound pleasant to me

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Not a bad username tho

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


AARD VARKMAN posted:

hot gusher goop does not sound pleasant to me

Prude

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

teen witch posted:

Unfortunately, I would.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

hot gusher goop does not sound pleasant to me

Either one of these would make a real good thread title imo

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

There are so many things wrong with that plate of prime rib that I don't know where to start. Good lord.

Is that ranch? Lol. Either they're trying to call two wilted pieces of greenery and a few rings of red onion a "salad" or that ranch is for their prime rib, and frankly I'd rather not know.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Horseradish is typically white and often served with prime rib but that would be A LOT of horseradish

It does look more like ranch or sour cream

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Also lol at the individually wrapped pat of butter served inside the potato

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