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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > There are too many ants.
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
There are WAY too many ants on our planet guys.

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 00:54
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Macnult

 think about all the grains of sand on a beach, the stars in the universe, and then look at an anthill and wonder

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 00:57
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Macnult posted:

think about all the grains of sand on a beach, the stars in the universe, and then look at an anthill and wonder

I'm wondering what all these ants are up to...

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 01:07
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 don't let gag see this thread!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 02:40
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google THIS

 Solution: :anttony:

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 03:40
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 Terro ant baits work lemme tell ya


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Feb 16, 2021 04:24
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alnilam

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Terro ant baits work lemme tell ya

Bait?? Fella i want fewer ants in my house not more!!

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 05:46
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alnilam

 Putting out bait to attract interplanetary giant monster ants

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 05:46
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google THIS

 I tried anti-ant spray but it just attracted double the ants

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 06:17
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Petition to form all the little ants into one mega ant

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 08:01
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Goons Are Gifts

 as we established before, ants are just very far away and not small at all and thus, there are not enough ants if you ask me, they should also come closer :colbert:


* # ? Feb 16, 2021 13:18
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axolotl farmer

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

 ants are like nature's cleanup crew. where do you think all dead bugs go?

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 15:31
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Khanstant
 gonna need MORE ants imo

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 17:39
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Heather Papps

hello friend

axolotl farmer posted:

ants are like nature's cleanup crew. where do you think all dead bugs go?

even dead ants?!?!?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 17:44
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nut

 sorry you’re not supposed to be able to see all the ants at once. working on it now

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 18:13
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Goons Are Gifts

Heather Papps posted:

even dead ants?!?!?

as a matter of fact, yes!


* # ? Feb 16, 2021 18:36
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axolotl farmer

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Heather Papps posted:

even dead ants?!?!?

nothing wasted

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 18:53
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

alnilam posted:

Putting out bait to attract interplanetary giant monster ants

Giant silicone space ants are TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY! :negative:

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 19:02
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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
gently caress man :gonk:
* # ? Feb 16, 2021 21:34
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Barco Fiesta posted:

gently caress man :gonk:


We can make it 2 million billion if we try

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 21:51
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google THIS

 (Neo voice) Magnifying glasses. Lots of magnifying glasses.

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 21:54
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeL4bPV3/

* # ? Feb 16, 2021 22:29
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Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



 i dunno i was actually thinking maybe there aren't enough ants


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!
* # ? Feb 16, 2021 22:53
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

i dunno i was actually thinking maybe there aren't enough ants

Counterpoint: The ants -- AIN'T!

~Dramatic musical cue! Spontaneous double-take!~

They're aliens from outer space here to nibble on your plants.

YES THOSE ONES.

* # ? Feb 17, 2021 05:45
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super sweet best pal

 I dream of the day when the amount of ants in the world is the perfect amount. Whenever they get in my apartment there's too many.

* # ? Feb 17, 2021 14:54
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Horace Kinch

 there aren't enough ants imo

* # ? Feb 17, 2021 21:38
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Trying

 Downsizing scene from Office Space but its ants

* # ? Feb 17, 2021 21:56
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Anteaters disagree

* # ? Feb 17, 2021 22:38
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Trying

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Anteaters disagree

This is thin privilege

* # ? Feb 17, 2021 22:44
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Finger Prince

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Anteaters disagree
* # ? Feb 17, 2021 22:47
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Goons Are Gifts

 I need enough ants to regularly cuddle with so I'm fine with another expansion on the number of ants


* # ? Feb 17, 2021 23:08
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nut

 not enough anthills

* # ? Feb 17, 2021 23:43
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nut

 my proposition to god to create the aaardvark

* # ? Feb 17, 2021 23:43
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biosterous
there's enough ants but they're all in the wrong places, i think they got mixed up!



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Feb 18, 2021 00:01
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Rockman Reserve

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

 true fact of science: there are more ants on earth than molecules in the milky way galaxy

* # ? Feb 18, 2021 02:03
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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Anteaters disagree

anteaters say they want more ants, but they reduce the overall number of ants by eating them so they need to make up their fuckin minds tbh

* # ? Feb 18, 2021 04:12
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google THIS

 If you laid all the ants in the world end to end they would scatter the moment you set them down and I doubt you would make much progress

* # ? Feb 18, 2021 04:14
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alnilam

 Wow, huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere

* # ? Feb 18, 2021 05:20
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Filthy Hans

by Fluffdaddy

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1 trillion ants on planet earth and there's only one that's worth a drat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVWWtqa9-7M

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axolotl farmer

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Rockman Reserve posted:

true fact of science: there are more ants on earth than molecules in the milky way galaxy

thanks Carl Sagan

thagan

* # ? Feb 18, 2021 07:07
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