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prepuce repurposed posted:"loose mutton surprise" they just hand u 3 loose fistfuls of chopped and slow cooked lamb via the contact-free drive thru
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Feb 17, 2021 08:21
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prepuce repurposed posted:they just hand u 3 loose fistfuls of chopped and slow cooked lamb via the contact-free drive thru I pull up to the window. The maskless, gloveless, shirtless employee throws small handfuls of thinly sliced roast beef slathered in sauce and I try to capture as much as I can in my mouth, like a dog being thrown a handful of popcorn. I lean back in my seat and groan, my body breaks out in meat sweats. My eyes roll back in my head as my arteries harden. The car behind me lays on the horn and screams in anticipation of this exquisite ecstasy. It is Wednesday morning. |
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Feb 17, 2021 08:37
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Self-loathing piled high between two croissant halves. |
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Feb 17, 2021 09:01
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🤫 now that's what I call ham'beefkfast 
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Feb 17, 2021 09:09
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going 2 bed. happy meat dream 
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Feb 17, 2021 09:10
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roast beef playing the role of the tortilla in this mornings breakfast roll ups
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Feb 17, 2021 13:55
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welp
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Feb 17, 2021 14:45
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Arby's™️ wants you to know: We have some meats. We are unsure of the origin of the meats. We will serve them to you, in the morning, or whenever. We will thinly slice the meats, for you, a meat connoisseur. All of the meats: wait, no, some of the meats. Not all of the meats. Please enjoy 100 beef. Breakfast time? You are bet, please enjoy Horsey Sauce Egg Meats. One pound of thinly sliced meats piled high inside a completely smooth sphere of Horsey Sauce, lowered into the Egg Chamber for further eggification. You will enjoy, of Horsey Sauce Egg Meats. We will deliver, to your home, in the dark of the night. You will awake to the cube. The cube contains the sphere. Everyone is so happy! Wow! They really love you! You're doing great! The cube contains this joy! Consume the cube! Have some of the meats! Consume! CONSUME! *Biscuits and gravy option available at participating locations. Prices and participation may vary. See your local Arby to ask if he have some meats. |
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Feb 17, 2021 15:34
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roast beef baclava
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Feb 17, 2021 15:54
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jalapeno poppers but served with maple syrup instead only its called “arbys sizzurpy sauce”
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Feb 17, 2021 15:59
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Horsey Sauce in the form of a patty, covered in Red Ranch™️, with melted "chayze" on a croissant. That's Arby's™️ new Breakfast Bunyip, available for a limited time. |
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Feb 17, 2021 17:11
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| Most airport places are forced to serve breakfast, is their an arby's in an airport anywhere? | |
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Feb 18, 2021 02:53
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Teddy Thunders posted:Please enjoy 100 beef. O K
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Feb 18, 2021 02:57
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Derpies posted:Most airport places are forced to serve breakfast, is their an arby's in an airport anywhere? Cinnabon lobbyists have blocked this possibility citing TSA regulations which bar craveable meats on commercial aircraft 
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Feb 18, 2021 03:10
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Seriously everybody, just keep Teddy Thunders going, I'm gonna make it into a horror short story at least. E: rear end-penny too. E: E: actually everything in here needs to be worked in somehow. I will make this happen. cruft fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Feb 18, 2021 |
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Feb 18, 2021 03:10
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biscuits and brown gravy 
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Feb 18, 2021 03:15
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prepuce repurposed posted:biscuits and brown gravy I'd sure as heck try it. Hardees may not do roast beef anymore but they sure do a good REAL breakfats
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Feb 18, 2021 03:30
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nut posted:Orby’s
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Feb 18, 2021 14:27
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mozzarella stick omelette
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Feb 19, 2021 06:02
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Rise and Shine™ stroganoff hot cereal
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Feb 19, 2021 06:13
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Arby's should really adopt the Meatshake business plan. https://youtu.be/rsMwLoWTkfY |
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Feb 19, 2021 07:57
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Meat 2 tha shizake. Don't even trip |
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Feb 19, 2021 08:01
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Hello. Welcome to Calm.com's 10-Minute Morning Awakening, brought to you by Arby's. Sit or lie down, however you are most comfortable, and close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose, and exhale gently through your mouth. Feel your senses awaken to the gentle aroma Arby's new Signature Honey Butter Meat Mountain Biscuit. Breathe in the smoky goodness of eleven different kinds of meat, sliced thin and piled high on a freshly baked honey buttered biscuit. Exhale, and feel the freedom of knowing you can eat whatever you want, and no co-worker can judge you. Inhale: you work from home, maybe forever now. Exhale: Signature Honey Butter Meat Mountain Biscuit combo is only $6.99 delivered for a limited time via-- Inhale: UberEats. Prices and participation may vary. |
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Feb 19, 2021 13:48
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going to the shrink cuz I can’t stop thinking Arby’s
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Feb 19, 2021 14:05
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Welcome to your ten minute energizing awakening, brought to you by Calm.com and Arby's new breakfast menu. Sit or lie down comfortably for you--and close your eyes. Slowly breathe in deeply, and exhale slowly. Breathe in--let the comforting aroma of Arby's new Signature Honey Butter Meat Mountain Biscuit drift through your mind. Exhale--feel the stress of your plans fade gently to the back of your mind. Breathe in--imagine the soft, flaky layers of Arby's handmade biscuit melting in your mouth. Exhale--you are a golden, buttery god on a throne of your own making. Breathe in--taste the hundreds of different exotic meats, sliced thin and piled high atop a slab of honey butter, melting into a pool beneath you. Exhale--feel awakened and re-energized as the formless masses gather inside your digestive tract, rendering you omniscient. |
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Feb 19, 2021 18:17
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^ Within the Wires podcast season 1 except it's a long-form Arby's ad
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Feb 19, 2021 18:33
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I've been told I have a good "gently caress me, or therapist" voice and I'm not sure what that says about Arby's but I'm glad they hired me to record their calm.com adspot. |
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Feb 19, 2021 20:53
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still might edit this but it had to be done
Pahilla the Hun fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Feb 19, 2021
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Feb 19, 2021 22:22
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everytime i pass an arbys with a long drive through line i just think to myself "who the gently caress are these people and where do they go when they arent waiting for their thrice daily arbys meals"
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Feb 19, 2021 22:42
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Teddy Thunders posted:Welcome to your ten minute energizing awakening, brought to you by Calm.com and Arby's new breakfast menu. This ad changed my entire outlook on arby's.. THEYVE GOT THE MEAT
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Feb 19, 2021 22:43
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Pahilla the Hun posted:still might edit this but it had to be done that's a strong sig if i've ever seen one
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Feb 19, 2021 22:57
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Pahilla the Hun posted:still might edit this but it had to be done 
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Feb 19, 2021 23:18
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Pahilla the Hun posted:still might edit this but it had to be done I'd work that chill-thru for minimum wage any day |
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Feb 20, 2021 02:47
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brisket biscuit madness happy hour. 3-4:45 am daily Arby's™. It's time to rethink bedtime |
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Feb 20, 2021 09:27
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It is the year 2032, seven years since Arby's changed their slogan from "we have the meats" to "your friendly protein distributor" all fauna over 50 lbs are either extinct or domesticated, and the latter are only used for byproducts such as milk or eggs, not meat.
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Feb 20, 2021 10:05
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It is the year 2050, and you are excited. The familiar effort of tearing through a limp bacon strip a dry, rubbery puck of ham the tasteless sponge of a molded scrambled egg filling the rock hard crunch of an over toasted english muffin the familiar tang of american cheese and the piece de resistance, the familiar ennui of a fast food breakfast consumed out of necessity Looks like Arby's has done it again, you think. Just like how things used to be 27 years ago. Too bad that hunger was the best spice. Now that digestive systems have been replaced with nutrition intake systems, food consumption is pure ritual. You marvel at how bland food has become so popular, because it is so "real". The irony does not escape you. Your coworker, half your age, drops by to marvel at why you eat this "junk". You wonder what their shoes will be like in 30 years, when they will struggle with questions like these in their own way.
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Feb 20, 2021 10:28
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You make your way out of the cold to be greeted inside by a lone employee. "Welcome to Arby's. Would you like to try our USDA Prime Beef sliders?" You eye the one-armed man wearily. There have been no cattle or pork for hundreds of miles as you approached the dilapidated town. Not even a dog or a cat. The flimsy, poisonous grasses would not sustain any such life. You've read Cormac McCarthey's The Road. You know where this beef comes from. A roaring fire in back brings an unpleasantly familiar smell. "With extra curly fries. Hold the soda." |
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Feb 20, 2021 12:44
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pepto smoothie
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Feb 20, 2021 13:55
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 wondering what's gonna be on the inevitable breakfast version 
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