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Mom's Roast Beast Omelet combo. OJ and potato cakes included only 5.99 us dollars
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[Scene: a dimly lit fast food restaurant in the middle of the Tehachapi Mountains, five AM. You are alone. You approach the counter. A mechanical clicking and whirring begins. The dessicated corpse of Worker, suspended from cables leading into the ceiling, is brought out from a sliding wall.]
Worker (from a crackling radio around the corpse's neck): Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, it is, Arby's. Have some meats.
[A large pile of shaved protein is shoved into your mouth by a robotic arm attached to the worker's back.]
Worker: Biscuits. You will ingest biscuits.
[Small, hard discs of indeterminate origin pelt your face. You open your mouth to protest, but the biscuits enter your body. You feel them writhing down your throat, descending into your stomach, where they quickly multiply and swell your body in preparation for The Sauce.]
Worker: Please enjoy your breakfast sauce.
[A yellowish-gray slurry is pumped into your throat via a sluice, jammed into your face, descending from the ceiling.]
Worker: mmm mmmm, that is some meat.
[Your blood is thick with the meats. Your organs are failing. Your eyes become heavy and your lungs gasp for air as you become one with the breakfast menu.]
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Feb 16, 2021 20:15
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Jammin' Jamocha™ Gyro Breakfast Arb-urrito
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Feb 17, 2021 00:09
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"loose mutton surprise"
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Feb 17, 2021 00:18
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arby;s presents: harmburger
the value meal comes with traitor tots and a small frozen yoghurt
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Feb 17, 2021 03:05
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Feb 17, 2021 06:07
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they just hand u 3 loose fistfuls of chopped and slow cooked lamb via the contact-free drive thru
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Feb 17, 2021 08:21
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going 2 bed. happy meat dream 
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Feb 17, 2021 09:10
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Most airport places are forced to serve breakfast, is their an arby's in an airport anywhere?
Cinnabon lobbyists have blocked this possibility citing TSA regulations which bar craveable meats on commercial aircraft 
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Feb 18, 2021 03:10
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biscuits and brown gravy 
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Feb 18, 2021 03:15
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Rise and Shine™ stroganoff hot cereal 
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Feb 19, 2021 06:13
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Meat 2 tha shizake. Don't even trip
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Feb 19, 2021 08:01
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still might edit this but it had to be done
I'd work that chill-thru for minimum wage any day
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Feb 20, 2021 02:47
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brisket biscuit madness happy hour. 3-4:45 am daily
Arby's™. It's time to rethink bedtime
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Feb 20, 2021 09:27
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pictured: Arby
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Feb 25, 2021 03:37
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if this thread doesn't make Americans look cool 2 foreigners I don't know what will
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Feb 25, 2021 03:39
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arby has off menu where you ask for the bucket and they give u a blue plastic bucket and 5 min in the dumpster (with the lid closed) you gotta bring your own headlamp
the bucket goes on ur head to help u hide your shame from god who famously can see thru dumpsters
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Feb 25, 2021 03:41
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I'm thinking arby's
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Feb 25, 2021 03:47
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feels dirty but those pics are making me unironically hungey af rn
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Feb 25, 2021 03:53
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I had a light dinner
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Feb 25, 2021 03:54
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I'm thinking arby's 
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Feb 25, 2021 03:55
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they have that off menu at Arby’s it’s 3 pounds of roast beef with the greasy light bulb from the men’s room
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Feb 25, 2021 03:56
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Arby's new Breakfast Everest™️, loaded with seventeen different kinds of The Meats, a farm-"fresh", "organic" "sous vide" "egg", Kick'r Sauce, Horsey Sauce, Cream of Wheat™️ brand Roast Beef flavored Hot Cereal, Onion Petals, a single dill pickle chip and Red Ranch.
maple grits 4 dippins
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Feb 25, 2021 04:01
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Arby's: now accepting meat barters only. Ur cash is no good here™
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Feb 25, 2021 04:19
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acceptable tender
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hot ham n swiss on an english muffin
maple bacon muffin
sausage patty brioche sliders
