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Teddy Thunders posted:[Scene: a dimly lit fast food restaurant in the middle of the Tehachapi Mountains, five AM. You are alone. You approach the counter. A mechanical clicking and whirring begins. The dessicated corpse of Worker, suspended from cables leading into the ceiling, is brought out from a sliding wall.] !!!!!!!!!! |
# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 21:01 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:25 |
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You make your way out of the cold to be greeted inside by a lone employee. "Welcome to Arby's. Would you like to try our USDA Prime Beef sliders?" You eye the one-armed man wearily. There have been no cattle or pork for hundreds of miles as you approached the dilapidated town. Not even a dog or a cat. The flimsy, poisonous grasses would not sustain any such life. You've read Cormac McCarthey's The Road. You know where this beef comes from. A roaring fire in back brings an unpleasantly familiar smell. "With extra curly fries. Hold the soda." |
# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 12:44 |
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Arby's - Yeah I Could Eat Some Meats |
# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 13:28 |
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The roast beef crop failed this year, so Arby's will be closed until further notice. We ask our loyal customers to support Proposition 19, which would require forestry firms to plant a roast beef tree for every one they cut down. |
# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 21:10 |