- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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everytime i pass an arbys with a long drive through line i just think to myself "who the gently caress are these people and where do they go when they arent waiting for their thrice daily arbys meals"
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May 16, 2024 00:16
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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