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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Some of these are questionable
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6IGrD2xMyN/

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the 3rd one is just two sausages, theres no bun or anything, its not a hotdog

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

We could make a whole thread on Disney Food.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Needs a thin slice of pickle

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

the best burger is a stolen burger
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_schme3SiNE1zbh1kr.mp4

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.


rather have an Alaskan Pollock dog than a Jackson Pollock dog

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://i.imgur.com/kkF8ewL.mp4

HamburgerTownUSA
Aug 7, 2022
I don't know if I should like or hate that I got all those right.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Has anyone ever gotten a burger that resembled the pictures in ads?

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I mean, if that's a bun the fish finger is in, and not some weird "lol the bun is actually a weiner" thing, I would absolutely try this.

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Those are some atrocious puns

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Soul Dentist posted:

Those are some atrocious puns

I made a sourdough starter during the pandemic and named it Frodough Bake-ins. :haw:

If I ever make another it's going to be Sam-rise something.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Sam-rise Gungy

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
its terrible.

i love it. i will try one of each please.

wait.

there is no mustard.

on anything.

or even an option.

HamburgerTownUSA
Aug 7, 2022

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I mean, if that's a bun the fish finger is in, and not some weird "lol the bun is actually a weiner" thing, I would absolutely try this.

It's literally just a fried fish filet sandwich, but instead of a hamburger bun they just use one of the hot dog buns they already use, and the fried fish filets they were using were just pressed and formed to be longer and skinnier so they could use it for all their "limited time" fish items (the sea dog, fish n' chips, and fish wrap).

I've had it before. It's the most whatever thing possible, but I also think everything at Wienerschnitzel is whatever anyways.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024


how do you make a Mexican Gandalf joke and then spell it Jaundolf, instead of Juandalf????? :argh: :argh: :argh:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_scyuz1HZFg1qigfjt.mp4

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

spechtie posted:

how do you make a Mexican Gandalf joke and then spell it Jaundolf, instead of Juandalf????? :argh: :argh: :argh:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_scyuz1HZFg1qigfjt.mp4

I got excited because for a second I expected this place to be in Philadelphia where “jawn” is a word that could mean anything and was pleased by the pun, but instead it’s in Australia and there is no excuse :(

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Soul Dentist posted:

Those are some atrocious puns

Whatever, I'll try the Mex-Dog. Don't even care about the lovely crap names.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/labocat/status/1786565928031043897

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


Oh my

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Science has gone too far

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Rather, not far enough. Science needs to develop a hotdog deboner apparently

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Science simply hasn't gone too far enough!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
It is clear I must acquire as many boned hot dogs of all shape and size until I have enough hot dog bones to reconstruct a hot dog skeleton.

The world must know.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I'm pretty sure my wiener doesn't contain an actual bone

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Whooping Crabs posted:

I'm pretty sure my wiener doesn't contain an actual bone

If your wiener doesn't have a wiener bone you should see a doctor immediately.

Don't worry to much, they always have plenty of spare laying around the office. Only takes a few second for them to shove a new one right in.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The puns are bad but I would eat all of these because they followed the golden rule of not putting mayonnaise on a loving hot dog.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The puns are bad but I would eat all of these because they followed the golden rule of not putting mayonnaise on a loving hot dog.

Mayo is good on hot dogs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Mayo is good on hot dogs

My mother in law drowns em in that poo poo. Nasty.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Mayo belongs on every sandwich

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I need buttons in this thread.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I need buttons in my hot dogs. Everything keeps falling out, should be able to button those sucker up! Also keep them nice and cosy and warm in the winter.

Maybe a beanie too.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Don't you hate it when you're prepping your dog buns and they split into two pieces

Sucks rear end

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
That's pretty hard to do with top split, the superior dog bun

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I just wrap my hot dogs in tortillas. Buns are lame.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Anti Sir Mix-a-Lot, revealed at last

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

dr_rat posted:

If your wiener doesn't have a wiener bone you should see a doctor immediately.

Don't worry to much, they always have plenty of spare laying around the office. Only takes a few second for them to shove a new one right in.

Yeah, this simple procedure is what makes your weiner sound.

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Smugworth posted:

Mayo is good on hot dogs

Mayo is Satan's spoiled splooge. It belongs now where except the trash can.

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