Post the worst burgers and hot dogs itt

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Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

The gathered crowd gets to eat the "The World's Largest Cooked X".

# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 00:50

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 13:59

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

david_a posted:

English is the weird one in that has a distinction between “hot dog” and “sausage.” In Swedish, for example, we use the same word for both.

Well, hot dogs are a specific kind of sausage. It's no different from every other variety of sausage having a unique name. Hot dogs, bratwursts, black puddings, chorizos, salamis, fish sausages, etc, are all sausages but are wildly different, so you're gonna use their specific names when talking about them.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 00:07

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

It's nowhere as bad as the twitter post made it seem. It's basically steps removed from a stuffed flatbread made with a lot of dairy. Something to try, but not go out of your way to make.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 21:51

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

ekuNNN posted:

"This is a hot dog in Brazil, that one is specially big, is from Curitiba, is famous for being enormous, is almost 2kg (4.47 pounds)
BUT is a good representation of what goes on Brazilian hot dogs, mashed popatoes, tomatoes, corn, cheese…. Yeah
and I think that’s beautiful "

Best part is that there's only two normal sized hot dogs under that giant pile, and they aren't even split to cover more of the huge bun.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2022 21:40

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Literally A Person posted:

wedding cake hamburgers.

Of course those exist. Why did I even entertain the thought that they didn't.
https://firstwefeast.com/eat/2013/08/this-hamburger-wedding-cake-your-wedding-cake

# ¿ Oct 2, 2022 00:59

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

At least you can actually see the hot dogs and eat the whole thing like an actual sandwich, which is more than we usually get from Brazilian hot dog carts.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 21:55

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

The hell kind of roaster does that to meat when cooking at 450???

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 20:49

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

busalover posted:

I thought about if it's worth the work of tying them up (instead of frying them whole), but there's probably no other way to get that squid-shape.

They're just tied up for ease of moving such a large amount. Cutting them before cooking is all it takes to get the shape, it's just the casing contracting as it cooks.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 21:42

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

It's like car cigarette lighters. Plug it in and the heating coils turn on, giving you a searing hot metal tube bouncing around next to you.

https://www.theautopian.com/its-a-crime-that-modern-in-car-hot-dog-sizzling-solutions-are-not-more-common/

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 13:30

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

farmtoprison

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 17:21

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I've never picked up a baked potato and just chomped my way through it, I just assumed that was a knife and fork dog

I do that with sweet potatoes and yams, but never a regular russet potato.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 19:40

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Why is it always cream cheese that peppers are stuffed with, my most hated kind. I can barely handle the smell when I make cheesecake for my mom.

There's gotta be another cheese that can fill the same pepper niche.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 17:01

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

The Ugliest Weenie play from Cow & Chicken lied to me. Even if you're the ugliest weenie, some restaurant will still cook you and serve you.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 00:46

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

MrQwerty posted:

crawdad hamburger

https://spicysouthernkitchen.com/crawfish-burgers/

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 00:05

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

If it's been said in a recipe blog post, it must be true. Who would go on the internet and make something up???

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 19:23

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

How much more expensive is squid ink compared to price-gouged activated charcoal? Every fad riding place uses medication-loving charcoal when squid ink has been used to make sauces black for hundreds of years.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 21:21

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

You can have a cornbread sandwich made from flour-less cornbread.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 14:03

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

If the rice is pressed together enough to have some structure.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 19:27

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

spechtie posted:

"Why are you so wrinkly" made me laugh hard enough to forget the entire rest of the picture.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 20:40

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 13:59

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Shaddak posted:

Schnitzel wrapped around spaetzle

Schnitzel taco with spaetzle and mushroom gravy filling
https://m.facebook.com/TheJoshElkin/photos/a.889523004462823/3160608347354266/?type=3

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 01:23

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