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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

bagual posted:

as always, come to brazil








Why is it always "loose corn" with Brazil?

Loose corn was a big thing in the PYF anti food porn thread when I used to read it. For some reason people just throw a handful of corn on stuff for no apparent reason.

Like, look at the bottom one. Two pieces of corn in it. Did it just accidentally fall in there from another plate or something?

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Giraffe posted:

Besides, everyone knows this is the worst hot dog:



Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Giraffe posted:

Tomatoes are a fruit. :colbert:

Culinarily it's a vegetable! :chef:

Also you hate chicago dogs so anything you say doesn't matter!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

BaconCopter posted:

at least this thread has proven that users Giraffe and evilpicard will be up against the wall for their crimes along with the rest of the filth posted in this thread

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
The entire rest of the world lives in the US as immigrants and contributes to our food.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

ultrafilter posted:

I don't think we can get through a worst burgers thread without discussing White Castle. Here's the basic slider at roughly actual size:

These things are greasy as hell and loaded with onions. They're colloquially known as gutbusters or fartstarters because of the effect of those two factors on the average person's digestive system. I used to love them when I was a kid, but I haven't had one in twenty years, and I don't want to know what they'd do to my stomach now.

I really can't imagine what White Castle infused rye would taste like, though. That seems like a terrible idea.

White Castle rules. Haven't had it in a while but it's basically the perfect junk food.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

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Valko posted:

This is actually quite surprising. Two of the most global being the worst.

Anyway, I don't think a fast food chain on the planet has a more dissapointing presentation vs reality of what you get than Abrakebabra.





Check out my Subway thread in the Cholesterol Clubhouse. Advertisment vs reality.

I'm on my phone and never use the app so I don't know how to link it. (also I didn't even try)

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

pro starcraft loser posted:

Very good burgers and dogs, poo poo fries.

Ok burger. Also like $15 for a small burger and lovely fries.

I went there once when they opened one up here a few years ago. I haven't been back.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I like Burger King sometimes but their burgers really taste like someone just added a dash of "grill flavoring" on it. Kinda gross tasting to be honest.

I made a doobie dog today. Ball Park bun, a good Wisconsin hot dog, some canned Stag chili, and a slice of kraft cheese. It was good and messy. But it was really sad and pathetic.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
If I remember I'll take a pic of my homemade Doobie Dog today. Cheap hot snacks! I'm recording my calories so No Fries!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

post your doobie dog recipe.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I made a doobie dog today. Ball Park bun, a good Wisconsin hot dog [not doobie style], some canned Stag chili, and a slice of kraft cheese. It was good and messy. But it was really sad and pathetic.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I made my doobie dogs!



It's more hilarious with the cheese on top.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Sir this is a doobie dogs drive thru.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I went to a grocery store with a friend once and he pointed those out and I thought they looked gross. He bought a can and when we left he opened it and started eating them with his fingers.

Why yes, he was about 350lbs.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Fries on bread sounds terrible and just lazy. Same thing with a burrito.

Here's a toast sandwich from the culinary experts in the UK.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

sarujin_nz posted:

That looks pretty good. Although I'm thinking white sandwich bread, brown toast in the middle would be better.

:smith:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

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Aardvark! posted:

rice in burritos should be illegal

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

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Bonzo posted:

Also do NOT put fries on Shawarma on anything that isn't just a plate

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:d2a:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I like corn in my chili. It gives it a nice extra texture. :colbert:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Corn is great. It's just a weird thing on many plates and places outside of the US have sure uh.... expanded on it's uses.

Me? I like corn on the cob, grilled, dipped in melted butter, and have some salt put on it. Mostly at a Catholic church fair, which are rampant here. They have huge corn roasters. Specifically designed for roasting corn on a type of belt fed thing like pizza places.

Throwing a single handful of loose corn on top of a pizza is loving weird. Yes, it is. Corn is an ingredient, not a condiment.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
poo poo, corn is a grain. It can be ground into a flour and used as a base for everything. You can make bread with it.

You don't see a pizza place saying "Hey, we have this lovely margarita pizza topped with a handful of pieces of wheat."

Or, "Hey, here is your hamburger with a sprinkling of oats on it."

That's just loving weird.

It's probably just a cultural difference. But corn here is a building block of dishes. Not a loving condiment like ketchup. Which I'd be very upset, and not surprised, if Brazil put ketchup on a pizza.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Well sure, corn in salsa is great. But it's more of an afterthought and not the main ingredient. Although I do very much enjoy it. I like the bite that it has. Also, salsa, in itself, is a condiment.

Throwing random corn on a loving pizza or hamburger is just weird. I guess it's just foreign to a dumb American like myself. But I would find it very strange if I walked into a diner here and asked for a chicken fried steak and they threw a few kernels of corn on top.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:smith:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Crazy Achmed posted:

So was it any good? I assume that if a Chinese street food vendor was selling it, then it’s probably pretty tasty.


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I don't get the appeal of gigantically tall burgers. How do you even eat that? You can smash some down a bit but some of them are just completely unwieldy. I know it's a gimmick but drat. I'm not going to disassemble my burger in order to eat it. And as I get older I don't like these gigantic portion sizes but a lot of new hipster places in the last 10 years give somewhat more reasonable portion sizes, but I guess the prices haven't changed much. So less food but higher quality.

I don't mind taking home leftovers but it's just ridiculous.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

mmmmmm, a yorkshire pudding burger, pringles and garlic paste burger, the classic jellyfish burger, and the pile 'o easy cheese stuffed burg!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I had no idea what a Seattle dog was when I ordered it at a Seattle bar but god drat that thing is amazing when you're drunk. So for me it's Chili cheese dog/Chicago dog (can't decide) then Seattle dog.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I know what a donut tastes like.

I know what a hamburger tastes like.

I can imagine what a donut hamburger tastes like and I wouldn't eat it.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Gross.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

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Gromit posted:

Glazed is trash tier. Custard-filled chocolate is the pick of the litter.

:hmmyes:

Well glazed is fine but the long custard filled chocolate ones are the best. I think they're called long johns.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'll have the moldy octopus burger please.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
This happened to them.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

This is the worst thing posted in this thread so far.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Oddly, I don't see the McGangBang on there.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

busalover posted:

I remember that bag of doritos from the Anthony Bourdain show, never seen that type of street food before. Can't remember if it was some cuban or central american fast food imported to the US.

The Doritos or Fritos bag filled with stuff is called a walking taco. There are different names depending on the region I think.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Dear god.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

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Devils Affricate posted:

Page 1 of this thread my dude

Some of us need a reminder of the absolute worst hotdog posted in this thread.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Understandable.

It's a true..... real tragedy.

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May 10, 2010

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1504831254109245444

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