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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:lol::lol::lol:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I miss Brent.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Machado de Assis posted:

as a proud paulista, absolute lol at people itt melting down over the concept of putting mashed potatos on hot dogs, the objectively correct way of making one

"noooo I'm traumatized by having something other than sausage, ketchup, and mustard on my hot dogs, the horror, the horror"

I have no idea why but this post made me :lol: something fierce.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Fries in a milk glass is low. Almost rock bottom.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aardvark! posted:

or, served along side a $17 burger at some place that thinks they're cute

I'd firmly but politely ask for my money back and then regardless of the restaurant's response leave an upper decker in the ladies restroom.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

what THE gently caress am I watching right now?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ziv Zulander posted:

I had to look it up. Apparently, it’s from a musical called 70, Girls, 70. The plot is about a group of elderly people who start stealing furs so that they can purchase a retirement hotel for themselves before it’s sold to developers. In that particular scene one of the women is trying to get a store clerk to leave for a while so they can take things, and she does it by demanding that she shouldn’t be served coffee in a cardboard cup.

I did not AT ALL expect an earnest response to that post and, you know what, I like it. I like it a lot, Ziv.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bonzo posted:

About 10 years or so ago there was a Competitive Eating show on TV (don't remember the network) and it was disgusting. The contests were things like who could consume the Costco size jub of mayo the quickest or guzzling 3L of cooking oil.

And now for the snipe.



After a three or four beers I'd crush a few fishdogs.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Too late it's already been deep fried and served in an 8ft long hoagie roll

And it was loving delicious. :haibrow:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I would destroy this. Shamefully shoving it in my fat gourd.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ah yes, a delicious [sandwich filling redacted] sandwich.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My wife used to work for a Korean fella and one morning he brought this box of these fluffy textured, meat(?) filled, round pastries from the Korean Bakery and I have no idea what the gently caress they were but it was the best breakfast food I have ever had.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aardvark! posted:

as i mentioned in the pizza thread, im now blindly navigating a Chinese app to find content since they don't use Google maps.






God thier so afr ahead of us in dog tech

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Crazy Achmed posted:

Roti john is hamburger/hotdog-adjacent, I guess.




Is that a hotdog omelette?????????????????????????????????

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

but... why?

Bun? Broke

Greasy bacon wrapped mac'n'cheese shaped like a bun: woke af

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Eh, knife and fork is not uncommon for 'dressed' burgers. Ever had a chili burger?

Ban.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I totally bought all of the ingredients to make this...thing. wish me luck.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Bad dog update: I have made a delicious seafood salad and have mashed potatoes waiting for seasoning. I'm almost there people.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Now I'm getting a little nervous.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
This disgusting thing was delicious. Caveat: I am a little drunk:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Philthy posted:

I think the end result is that hotdogs and mashed potatoes can go with pretty much everything within reason. I'd prefer a Chicago dog but if I was drunk and someone was selling these I'd buy two.

The crazy part is how good the seafood salad is with the dog. Like, it might now be my fav dog topping. With some ketchup and mustard on top :discourse:

D. Lish.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Futanari Damacy posted:

This sounds like a troll. I'm willing to believe cream cheese is a good hot dog topping, but seafood salad is a bridge too far, especially if we're still including the classic condiments.

I wish it was.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
McGangbang just sounds like an incredibly racist description of some kindly Irish folks just having a good time.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If you've never done yourself the favor of a burgie breakfast you are only living half a life.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Oh no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. No no, I totally think it's big!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ultrafilter posted:

It's a chilly cheese dog.

:allbuttons:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Carl is going to be extremely happy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Philthy posted:

Needs more cheese.

Poured over the bun. :haibrower:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
We talk a lot in this thread how verticality ruins a good burg but I never thought I'd see a time when a burger is ruined by being too horizontal. It loses all auspices of burger. It looks like a meat filled pancake. Or like a dead fat guy that got left on the beach a few days. It's not good. It's bad.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Captain Hygiene posted:


How about this bad boy then, it sticks more closely to proper burg ratios. All you need is $9000 and to give the restaurant a few days' notice ahead of time (well, as of four years ago anyway)

This, at the very least, looks like a burger. A great burger? Maybe not. But it is recognizable as a burger.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Captain Hygiene posted:

You can't fool me, that one's a brain

I thought that was the tastiest looking one :lol:

Nice breaded deboned chicken thigh with mayo and pickles. :getin:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ultrafilter posted:

This could work depending on what exactly is in it.

The Mists of the Veil Burger.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This is violence. Consider yourself reported.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

"Kill me"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I just want to walk up to this guy, point at his chest and say "gently caress you."

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lascivious Sloth posted:

It's this stupid new fad of making people rage comment. It's all done to generate angry comments which = more views and shares etc.

I hope it dies but it's probably not going to.

This is genius. Excuse me, I have to update my youtube channel.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cool World remake looking delicious.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

So what is the intended eating order of operations here? Is it you cut a chunk off vertically and eat it all together, or you eat the hotdogs and then SUPRISE there's a pizza underneath?

Love when the my food is a little surprise. Nothing like biting into dessert without realizing it's made entirely from spam and cream cheese.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This one in 3D would make me go "WHHOoooaaaoaAAAOoOoAAA HOW big is that PORK!!!???!??!???"

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gleebster posted:

Is that a gravy? Because if it is, it interests me strangely.

You know it's hot fudge. You know.

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